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IkeaBoy
P.L.F.
Portugese Liberation Front- Liberating Status' everywhere from the Tyranny of Portugal
I will die a traitor's death		posted on 11-29-2001 @ 3:57 PM      
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Registered: Sep. 00
at Al's restaurant. How sad.

Like someone else who fell from grace, now he gets to say "WHich Way? Medium or Well-Done?"



Thursday November 29- CBS: survivor, CSI (R), Agency...NBC: Friends, Inside Schwartz, Grace, Sisters...FOX: Quest for the Ring (LotR special), Family Guy (new), Temptation Island 2...ABC: Whose Line, Whose Line, Millionare...UPN: Smackdown...WB: Popstars 2, Charmed...TBS: 8- A View to a Kill (so sue me, it's a bond film)
WhackBagKid
TALK TO ME, GOMEZ.
HE WHO IS #1.		posted on 11-29-2001 @ 4:05 PM      
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Registered: Sep. 00
i hope the menus arent confusing


White Hoochies, Always Good


Cranky Ass
posted on 11-29-2001 @ 4:16 PM      
Psychopath
Registered: Feb. 01
Seems to bear a strange resemblence to the late great Mr. Welles. Compare and contrast with my sig pic if you will...



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Support Firemen, Red Cross, United Way, Salvation Army, and everyone else helping restore peace.

I like sports because I enjoy knowing that many of these macho atheletes have to vomit before a big game. Any guy who takes a job where you gotta puke first is my kind of guy.....Sties are caused by watching your dog shit.....We're all fucked. It helps to remember that.....If you love someone, set them free; if they come home, set them on fire.....Most people are not particularly good at anything.....Those who dance are considered insane by those who can't hear the music.....I never eat sushi. I have trouble eating things that are merely unconcious.....The only good thing to come out of religion was the music.....There ought to be at least one round state.....In comic strips the person on the left always speaks first.....Why can't there be more suffering?.....Where does the Dentist go when he leaves the room?.....I almost don't feel the way I do.....There are nights when the wolves are silent and only the moon howls.....Fuck soccer moms.....Human beings are kind of interesting from birth until they reach the age of a year and a half. Then they are boring until they reach fifty. By that time they're either completely defeated and fucked up, which makes them interesting again, or they've learned how to beat the game, and that makes them interesting too.....The bigger they are, the worse they smell.....No one can ever know for sure what a deserted area looks like.....Baseball is the only major sport that appears backwards in a mirror.....There is now a Starbucks(c) in my pants.....Carlin is God.....
ACK (Anthony Cumia) + 2.15 ... OPIE (Opie Hughes) - 0.30 ... FAG (Rick Delgado) + 5.15 ... EARL (Black Earl) - 10.15 ... TWTO (Sandy Cane) - 23.15 ... PRST (Pornstars Not Getting Naked) - 66.15 ... GOAT (Jim Bruer) + 29.15 ... MBOP (Andrew Dice Clay) - 14.15 ... MOHR (Jay Mohr) + 5.15 ... PEDO (Jim Norton) + 25.15 ... GARY (11 Yr Old Gary) + 39.15



This message was edited by Cranky Ass on 11-29-01 @ 9:01 PM
french bread pizza
posted on 11-29-2001 @ 4:22 PM      
Psychopath
Registered: Nov. 01
in the south the "rare" option is popular.... might be too much for him to handle

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IkeaBoy
P.L.F.
Portugese Liberation Front- Liberating Status' everywhere from the Tyranny of Portugal
I will die a traitor's death		posted on 11-29-2001 @ 4:26 PM      
O&A Board Veteran
Registered: Sep. 00




Thursday November 29- CBS: survivor, CSI (R), Agency...NBC: Friends, Inside Schwartz, Grace, Sisters...FOX: Quest for the Ring (LotR special), Family Guy (new), Temptation Island 2...ABC: Whose Line, Whose Line, Millionare...UPN: Smackdown...WB: Popstars 2, Charmed...TBS: 8- A View to a Kill (so sue me, it's a bond film)
Scooma
posted on 11-29-2001 @ 4:32 PM      
Hanger-On
Registered: Jun. 01
I recommend the Hanging Chad-burger, the Sirloin Tippers or the Gore Girls pie

===========================

"P.S. Did you ever notice that Peter O'Toole has a double phallic name."
--Groucho exerpt from a letter to Dick Cavet
DannyNoonan
posted on 11-29-2001 @ 5:06 PM      
Psychopath
Registered: Apr. 01
My sister was a writer for a small newspaper covering Capitol Hill when Al was a lowly senator from Tennesee. She used to tell me that the one senator who captured her imagination was, yes, this guy. Even though I agreed with people that said he was dull, I always kinda, sorta liked the guy because of what she told me.

I never, in my wildest dreams, thought he would be the source of such humor. Thank you, IkeaBoy (your IF was trying to bring Schwanzeneger into the equation, no?) and thank you O & A.:)

IkeaBoy
P.L.F.
Portugese Liberation Front- Liberating Status' everywhere from the Tyranny of Portugal
I will die a traitor's death		posted on 11-29-2001 @ 5:24 PM      
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Registered: Sep. 00
quote:
(your IF was trying to bring Schwanzeneger into the equation, no?)
No, it was a Happy Days refernece. Arnold --> Al-nold but I realized saying it sounded like Schwarzzy.



Thursday November 29- CBS: survivor, CSI (R), Agency...NBC: Friends, Inside Schwartz, Grace, Sisters...FOX: Quest for the Ring (LotR special), Family Guy (new), Temptation Island 2...ABC: Whose Line, Whose Line, Millionare...UPN: Smackdown...WB: Popstars 2, Charmed...TBS: 8- A View to a Kill (so sue me, it's a bond film)
SLASH
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STRIKE 3
(I'm a dick and I like to ruin people's plans) 		posted on 11-29-2001 @ 5:25 PM      
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Registered: Aug. 00
quote:
Cranky Ass breaking board policy yet again by hotlinking:

Gore's Family Reunion Pic from an extenstion of the site: http://us.yimg.com/


Should Cranky Ass receive strike 2? Is he well aware this is against policy? Let's go to the video tape...


quote:
Cranky Ass posted in the Brosnan Named 'Sexiest Man Alive' by People Magazine thread:

The only thing i'm guilty of is hotlinking a pic of Slash's pads from Proctor & Gamble!


...from which he received Strike 1.

Strike 2





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This message was edited by SLASH on 11-29-01 @ 5:30 PM

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posted on 11-29-2001 @ 7:41 PM      
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Registered: Feb. 01
Wow...gore looks like a fuckin mess. Wht happened to the clean shaven confusin southerner that was campaign and would talk about lock boxes and inventin stuff? Now hes flippin burgers....cruel fuckin fate.




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Cranky Ass
posted on 11-29-2001 @ 8:21 PM      
Psychopath
Registered: Feb. 01
Guilty as charged. Sorry bout that, little too eager to get that image up. But why didn't you remove it when you saw it?
________________




Read Me On Foundry | Listen To Me On RonFez.net Radio | AIM Me | E-Mail Me

Support Firemen, Red Cross, United Way, Salvation Army, and everyone else helping restore peace.

I like sports because I enjoy knowing that many of these macho atheletes have to vomit before a big game. Any guy who takes a job where you gotta puke first is my kind of guy.....Sties are caused by watching your dog shit.....We're all fucked. It helps to remember that.....If you love someone, set them free; if they come home, set them on fire.....Most people are not particularly good at anything.....Those who dance are considered insane by those who can't hear the music.....I never eat sushi. I have trouble eating things that are merely unconcious.....The only good thing to come out of religion was the music.....There ought to be at least one round state.....In comic strips the person on the left always speaks first.....Why can't there be more suffering?.....Where does the Dentist go when he leaves the room?.....I almost don't feel the way I do.....There are nights when the wolves are silent and only the moon howls.....Fuck soccer moms.....Human beings are kind of interesting from birth until they reach the age of a year and a half. Then they are boring until they reach fifty. By that time they're either completely defeated and fucked up, which makes them interesting again, or they've learned how to beat the game, and that makes them interesting too.....The bigger they are, the worse they smell.....No one can ever know for sure what a deserted area looks like.....Baseball is the only major sport that appears backwards in a mirror.....There is now a Starbucks(c) in my pants.....Carlin is God.....
ACK (Anthony Cumia) + 2.15 ... OPIE (Opie Hughes) - 0.30 ... FAG (Rick Delgado) + 5.15 ... EARL (Black Earl) - 10.15 ... TWTO (Sandy Cane) - 23.15 ... PRST (Pornstars Not Getting Naked) - 66.15 ... GOAT (Jim Bruer) + 29.15 ... MBOP (Andrew Dice Clay) - 14.15 ... MOHR (Jay Mohr) + 5.15 ... PEDO (Jim Norton) + 25.15 ... GARY (11 Yr Old Gary) + 39.15

This message was edited by Cranky Ass on 11-29-01 @ 8:47 PM
FoundryMusicMatt
posted on 11-30-2001 @ 4:06 AM      
Psychopath
Registered: Dec. 00
From what I hear, Al has a HUGE cock. Can't wait to see him again sometime this month.



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WhackBagKid
TALK TO ME, GOMEZ.
HE WHO IS #1.		posted on 12-01-2001 @ 5:06 PM      
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Registered: Sep. 00
 Story Wasn't True


White Hoochies, Always Good


Sephiroth
posted on 12-01-2001 @ 5:25 PM      
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quote:
From what I hear, Al has a HUGE cock. Can't wait to see him again sometime this month.


Holy motherfucking shit, i just died laughing. Too bad no one else gets that joke.

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IkeaBoy
P.L.F.
Portugese Liberation Front- Liberating Status' everywhere from the Tyranny of Portugal
I will die a traitor's death		posted on 12-01-2001 @ 5:39 PM      
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Registered: Sep. 00
quote:
From what I hear, Al has a HUGE cock. Can't wait to see him again sometime this month.
That's just because he was wearing tight pants showing his huge cock on the cover of Rolling Stone

EDIT: "Story Wasn't True"- can't we pretend?


Saturday December 1- CBS: Rugrats Santa, Rugrats Chanukah, Angel, Distrrict...NBC: 8:30- Stripes, SNL:: Jeter/Shakira....ABC: College Football, WB: Poltergiest...TNT: 8- Wizard of Oz, 10:30- Goonies...TBS: 9- Deliverance...USA: 9- Mad Max...

This message was edited by IkeaBoy on 12-1-01 @ 5:41 PM



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