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Froy
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posted on 11-30-2001 @ 7:07 PM      
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Registered: Feb. 01
Tell me, what would it take for you to suck Stalker Patti's feet?

Would you do it for Britney Spears Tix? Would you to it for a thousand dollars?

If you only had to do it for 60 seconds, what would it take for you to tongue the toes?


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posted on 11-30-2001 @ 7:16 PM      
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This has got to be the most disgusting, vile, puke-inducing questions I have ever read. To answer it, I must say that there is not enough money on the planet nor can I get drunk enough as I would either pass our or fall into an alcoholic coma before I would be able to do it. That being said, what would it take to get you to lick her taint?


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posted on 11-30-2001 @ 7:34 PM      
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well consider i raw lamb liver off sandy kane's feet- beleive me they WERE black.. i guess i would suck patty's toes for: $ 1,000 w/out a question and prob some other shit

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This message was edited by mikeWOW on 11-30-01 @ 7:37 PM
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posted on 11-30-2001 @ 11:16 PM      
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i would do it for $1,000, but only if the foot was removed from patty. it is much less disgusting if she isnt a part of it


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posted on 11-30-2001 @ 11:34 PM      
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Registered: Nov. 01
O&A definitely brought terrorism to a new level today
that had to be the nastiest shit i've ever heard
someone should make bin laden suck on patty's toes

Jayla
posted on 11-30-2001 @ 11:34 PM      
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Registered: Nov. 01
O&A definitely brought terrorism to a new level today
that had to be the nastiest shit i've ever heard
someone should make bin laden suck on patty's toes
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posted on 11-30-2001 @ 11:41 PM      
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Registered: Nov. 01
i'd do it for 1000....i'd have to have a bottle of listernine next to me but i'd do it...

not for britney spears tickets...maybe if i got to make out with britney that hot little slut

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HardCoreDave (TvvisTofFaTe)
posted on 12-01-2001 @ 12:31 AM      
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Registered: Jan. 01
Froy, I'd do that shit for a show t-shirt...
or a Wendy's #6



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posted on 12-01-2001 @ 5:20 AM      
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Registered: Aug. 01
I'd do it for 10,000 so i have money to put my tongue back on when it falls off.

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This message was edited by prototype on 12-1-01 @ 5:22 AM
Ken'sPen
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posted on 12-01-2001 @ 9:04 AM      
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We used to play this game back in college. If your truly honest there is a price with which you will do anything. The fun part used to be coming up with something truly disgusting or morally reprehensible and arriving at the price.
I see a quick lick of her taint to be a rather low price.
What about eating out fat Mendi?

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Jayla
posted on 12-01-2001 @ 9:53 AM      
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Registered: Nov. 01
i still wouldnt do it
i was gagging just listening to it
certainly not for brittney spears tickets

Froy
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posted on 12-01-2001 @ 11:05 AM      
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Registered: Feb. 01
quote:

What about eating out fat Mendi?



That'd probably be like jamming your face in a tub of rotten week old cottage cheese.


I believe in the Faith... that can save me.
I believe in the hope and I pray...
That someday it may raise me... above these badlands
HardCoreDave (TvvisTofFaTe)
posted on 12-01-2001 @ 11:14 AM      
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Registered: Jan. 01
suckin on a disgusting toe aint that bad...fat mendi...ill pass



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Ken'sPen
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posted on 12-01-2001 @ 11:20 AM      
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Registered: Aug. 01
Alright Froy,
I don't know your personal finances, but let's start the bidding at 2G to dive into Mendi, do you do it?

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posted on 12-01-2001 @ 11:28 AM      
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OK, after thinking about it, I would suck on stalker patty's toes if I got to bang brittney spears as much as I wanted for the rest of my life.


BYE BYE BIN LADEN!!!
11 Sep 01: A day we will always remember, a day those bastards will never forget!!
Support the troops!! Lights on when driving!!
Froy
King Shit
*board owner*

posted on 12-01-2001 @ 12:03 PM      
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Registered: Feb. 01
quote:

let's start the bidding at 2G to dive into Mendi, do you do it?



Nope. I like & could use the money, but nope. Not enough.


I believe in the Faith... that can save me.
I believe in the hope and I pray...
That someday it may raise me... above these badlands
Ken'sPen
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Doesn't Live Up To The Hype
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I should have stayed OVER THERE
posted on 12-01-2001 @ 12:05 PM      
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Registered: Aug. 01
Froy,
You are not married. (That does drive up the $ amount cause you have to explain the "cheating" aspect of it). You can do the act with total anonymity. You must work at it for a full minute. And she tests clean for any and all possible diseases.

Would you eat that gash for 5 thousand dollars.

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Sweetnfeisty8
posted on 12-03-2001 @ 11:51 AM      
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Registered: Aug. 01
Ewwwwwwwwwwww....not enough $$$$$ in the world to munch on those digits!!!! Poochie!!!!! :(



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posted on 12-03-2001 @ 12:06 PM      
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Registered: Jul. 01
If Stalker Patty got a pedicure right before I went suckling, it might change things for myself. I don't know, I have done worse in my life than that.

As for eating out Mendi, I'd be afraid of getting lost. So, I don't think I'd do that without a harness or something.


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posted on 12-03-2001 @ 2:04 PM      
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I would not suck patty feet even if i were offered to ram my black pole up her tight virgin ass AFTER wednesday night's concert while her boyfriend Justin watches with excitement.

And Mendi, yeah I know I'm still a virgin but I'm not that desperate . I think unicron would be very interested.


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posted on 12-03-2001 @ 2:07 PM      
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Getting closer but still not there. I would want total secrecy. It would have to be tax free. But I'd still want more.


I believe in the Faith... that can save me.
I believe in the hope and I pray...
That someday it may raise me... above these badlands
Ken'sPen
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Doesn't Live Up To The Hype
[/Sarcasm]
I should have stayed OVER THERE
posted on 12-03-2001 @ 2:14 PM      
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Registered: Aug. 01
quote:

You can do the act with total anonymity



Total secrecy is granted....in this game all amounts are considered tax free. Try to be honest when playing this game. O&A have 10 grand, giving it to MR. X who shows up and does it.
Will you now eat that gash?
And if no....just give me your asking price.

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Sephiroth
posted on 12-03-2001 @ 2:19 PM      
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Registered: Dec. 00
FoundryMusicMatt ate-out Mendi once, it was fucking amazing.

Shit, that isn't right. He Out-Ate Mendi once. Yeah, that works.

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posted on 12-03-2001 @ 4:02 PM      
Psychopath
Registered: Oct. 00
I just read this whole thread....

Who's got the Pepto-Bismol????


I am Joe...aka Ricky Martin(thanks to Froy)...and I will still give the people what they want!...



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