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| crinkle crinkle | posted on 12-03-2001 @ 4:06 PM |    | |||
| Hanger-On Registered: Nov. 01  | talk about your horrific buss experience | ||||
| Arpikarhu Harmless Teddy I wish Maynard was still posting here so I could implant my head up his ass. Needle dick, bear salesman. I think I'm a revolutionary. Actually, I'm a one trick pony. I enjoy C&BT | posted on 12-03-2001 @ 4:13 PM | | |||
| O&A Board Regular Registered: Apr. 01 | every bus ride is the most horrific AIM- Arpikarhu  | ||||
| Roger | posted on 12-03-2001 @ 4:16 PM | | |||
| O&A Board Regular Registered: Oct. 00 | Two stories: 1. I used to take the bus from Upstate to NYC once a month. I finally remembered to bring my headphones. I put them on then had to lower them to almost off cuz the ancient lady next to me (who sat there even though the rest of the bus was practically empty) said she could hear the music. She kept poking me til she couldn't hear it anymore~coincadentally, neither could I. 2. A man sat next to me (again, even though the rest of the bus was practically empty) in the first row. He was a stinky Hindu and his hand was too close to my leg. He got up to use the bathroom and I wished really hard he'd get locked in it. HE DID! The driver and I could hear him yelling to be let out. Finally the driver yelled back to him "Don't worry, half hour more and we'll be at the depot!". My busride was never better.  "One girl, I drove through three states wearing her head as a hat." ~ Garland 'The Marietta Mangler' Greene "Hand me the keys, you cocksucker!" "In English, please?" "Excuse me?" "In English." "Hand me the fucking keys, you cocksucker, what the fuck?" | ||||
| HyBriD FN Moron is an indian giver!! I had my cool status for about 10 min. then it was gone. GONE! G.O.O.F.B.A.H.G.S. Agent WD40 Licensed to Kill My spoon is TOO BIG. (finally) Hanger-on to the JYDs for LIFE I INVENTED ORANGE MOTHERFUCKER This status is sponsored by: P®oJë©T M@¥hέm | posted on 12-03-2001 @ 4:24 PM | | |||
| O&A Board Regular Registered: Sep. 01 | locking people in the bathroom is always fun, but if the rest of the bus was empty why didnt you move away from the old smelly people? CEBOLLA | ||||
| Arpikarhu Harmless Teddy I wish Maynard was still posting here so I could implant my head up his ass. Needle dick, bear salesman. I think I'm a revolutionary. Actually, I'm a one trick pony. I enjoy C&BT | posted on 12-03-2001 @ 4:32 PM | | |||
| O&A Board Regular Registered: Apr. 01 | quote: reminded her of her boyfriend. lol sorry couldnt help myself.:) AIM- Arpikarhu This message was edited by Arpikarhu on 12-3-01 @ 4:34 PM | ||||
| Roger | posted on 12-03-2001 @ 4:41 PM | | |||
| O&A Board Regular Registered: Oct. 00 | quote: In principle, cuz I was there first. In actuality, it was because at the time I was very prone to motion sickness. Front seat, overlooking the road was the only place I could sit and not get sick. "One girl, I drove through three states wearing her head as a hat." ~ Garland 'The Marietta Mangler' Greene "Hand me the keys, you cocksucker!" "In English, please?" "Excuse me?" "In English." "Hand me the fucking keys, you cocksucker, what the fuck?" | ||||
| HyBriD FN Moron is an indian giver!! I had my cool status for about 10 min. then it was gone. GONE! G.O.O.F.B.A.H.G.S. Agent WD40 Licensed to Kill My spoon is TOO BIG. (finally) Hanger-on to the JYDs for LIFE I INVENTED ORANGE MOTHERFUCKER This status is sponsored by: P®oJë©T M@¥hέm | posted on 12-03-2001 @ 5:03 PM | | |||
| O&A Board Regular Registered: Sep. 01 | you could have locked yourself in the bathroom with the indian guy and vomited the whole ride back. either way is fun. motion sickness sucks though. even car rides make you sick sometimes. CEBOLLA This message was edited by HyBriD on 12-3-01 @ 5:04 PM | ||||
King Shit *board owner* | posted on 12-03-2001 @ 5:24 PM | | |||
| O&A Board Veteran Registered: Feb. 01 | Ugh, coming back from our 8th grade class trip from NYC, it was late, there was road construction so we were in traffic, and the bus had no air conditioning, and I was sick as a dog. To this day I still don't know how I kept from not puking my guts out. I believe in the Faith... that can save me. I believe in the hope and I pray... That someday it may raise me... above these badlands | ||||
| njstrawberry | posted on 12-03-2001 @ 5:29 PM | | |||
| O&A Board Regular Registered: Feb. 01 | quote: ...aaaaah, that was only a year ago...you'll get over it one day... ;)  | ||||
| Roger | posted on 12-03-2001 @ 5:30 PM | | |||
| O&A Board Regular Registered: Oct. 00 | quote: I've gotten much better at not getting sick, but those "5 minute" rides still do me in! "One girl, I drove through three states wearing her head as a hat." ~ Garland 'The Marietta Mangler' Greene "Hand me the keys, you cocksucker!" "In English, please?" "Excuse me?" "In English." "Hand me the fucking keys, you cocksucker, what the fuck?" | ||||
| armymad DUMBEST POSTER EVER!!! | posted on 12-03-2001 @ 6:40 PM | | |||
| Psychopath Registered: Jan. 01 | any one who was on the voyerbus are any of the female on the bangbus | ||||
| Go Home and Fuck Your Mother
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| Hanger-On Registered: Nov. 00 | What's a buss? | ||||
| datstinks | posted on 12-03-2001 @ 6:57 PM | | |||
| Psychopath Registered: Nov. 01 | can someone PPPPPPLLLLLLEEEAAAAASSSSEEE hook me up with a bangbus password. just for 1 day, thats all i ask THANX acedia@iwon.com | ||||
| RapeFantasizer One Chocolate Chip Cookie CUNT ROCKETTE | posted on 12-03-2001 @ 11:52 PM | | |||
| Psychopath Registered: Aug. 01 | I went to college in Massachusetts, and decided to come home for a weekend on a bus. We got to New Rochelle and the driver said I had to transfer there, and that the next bus would be along in about 5 minutes. I spent the next 4 hours sitting in a Spanish Bodega, which doubled as the bus depot since it had a chair. When a bus finally came the driver told me that he wasn't my bus, and when i screamed at him for 20 minutes, he finally let me on, and drove me to my destination. Also, when I was a freshman in high school I was on the bus and the driver hit a kid walking across the street. He looked like he broke his neck from the way he was just lying there, but he turned out to be OK.  I LOVE THE MORON | ||||
| Lgaia | posted on 12-04-2001 @ 12:06 AM | | |||
| Psychopath Registered: Oct. 00 | I haven't had that many bus rides, but all my experiences were bad. The one that sticks out the most was 5th grade, we were coming back from a trip to Philly. There was this fat "Shaperone" (SP?) can't remeber who's mom it was, and we had stopped to eat at McDonalds. I guess because she was so "dainty" she couldnt finish the salad so she decided to bring it on the bus.Please keep in mind I have serious motion sickness, if I look down in a car for more than a moment I WILL toss my cookies. Well 10 minutes later she wanted to switch her seat, the bus was trucking along the motherfucking bus driver hits a massive bump and the salad goes flying in the air. Well guess who was right next to her when it flew...ME, that's right. All the fat bitch said was" Oh I'm sorry" and walked away. Thank god my mom was on that trip. She took me into the bathroom and cleaned me off while the smell of the bathroom made me sick. Needless to say the whole way back I could still smell the Blue cheese dressing. So I was close to vomitiong because of the plethora of horrible smells stuck in my nose, and the motion sickness.My mom kept begging me not to throw up......the fat salad lady will get hers one day.... "2 feet below the surface I can still make out your wavy face and if I could just reach you maybe I could leave this place" | ||||
| HydratedPeach So... how did you get your spiffy new status? Age-Challenged Sexual Tension Relief Worker | posted on 12-04-2001 @ 12:10 AM | | |||
| O&A Board Regular Registered: Jul. 01 | In middle school, when our regular bus driver was ill, the substitute driver (some extremely old geezer) on the drive home proceded to knock down several mailboxes, a road sign, and scraped the side of a police cruiser when he drove around the cop car into on-coming traffic. The cop followed him with lights flashing and the siren going for about two miles before he finally stopped. He was promptly arrested and the school sent out another bus to take us home. | ||||
| HeatherS | posted on 12-04-2001 @ 11:15 AM | | |||
| Hanger-On Registered: Jan. 01 | For the past 6 years I have commuted from the Poconos to New York everyday for work. Two way radios and cell phones are the worst. I think people talk on them just so everyone around them will think that they are important. Crying kids come in second and finally those stupid drunk idiots who slam the seats back right into your knee. | ||||
| GRABMYJUNK | posted on 12-04-2001 @ 1:52 PM | | |||
| O&A Board Regular Registered: Jan. 01 | Last year returning from visiting my sister's house in Virginia for Christmas. The bus driver got lost in her town and it took us an hour before he got his bearings right, needless to say, I missed my connecting train in DC., and to make matters worse I was trapped into my seat by the window by this big fat greasy, foul smelling guy who kept reaching into his seven eleven bag and pulling out chili dogs, which he ate in about two bites, then burped and sent the stench of the damn things into my face. I was sooo glad when I got to the train station and I could go to the rest room to wash his stench off my face!!!! Worst part of all.. I had to wait for another four hours to get another train to Newark. But I got drunk in the bar sooo... "Hey, don't laugh at me too hard! I might coach your child!!!" Being a Rescue worker at Ground Zero...Anger is too light a word to describe my feelings!! | ||||
| Roger | posted on 12-04-2001 @ 3:30 PM | | |||
| O&A Board Regular Registered: Oct. 00 | Remembered another one: I got on a bus after asking if it went to Oneonta. The driver said yes. I went to sleep. An hour or so later I was in Albany. The next bus back to Kingston so I could continue on to Oneonta wasn't coming for another 4 hours. So I went right outside the terminal to get away from the bums asking for money. Outside I was asked if I wanted to buy drugs, if I had drugs to sell, if I was selling myself, and if I'd like to buy the services of someone. Then I was entertained by what turned out to be an escaped mental patient. What a nice neighborhood for a 14 year old to be in alone. "One girl, I drove through three states wearing her head as a hat." ~ Garland 'The Marietta Mangler' Greene "Hand me the keys, you cocksucker!" "In English, please?" "Excuse me?" "In English." "Hand me the fucking keys, you cocksucker, what the fuck?" | ||||
| Drusilla fag-hag | posted on 12-05-2001 @ 2:35 PM | | |||
| O&A Board Regular Registered: Aug. 01 | this wasn't really my worst bus ride, but it sticks out the most in my mind. it was my senior year in high school & i went to washington dc for an overnight trip with my forensic science class. after spending the day at this museum for medical oddities (nasty siamese fetuses in formaldehyde jars amongst the great things i saw that day) we headed home. We were stopping at the inner harbor in baltimore for lunch & our teacher asked were we would like to eat. Someone yells out "hooters" so the teacher says "Ok, Everyone meet at Hooters at 3:00" We are all gigling, realizing she has no idea what Hooters is. Unfortunately she made us eat in the food court once she found out what it was. So anyways we get back on the bus to head back to the bronx & this kid sitting up fron starts bugging out. Everyone else was like what the hell is going on, & our dear teacher says "Don't worry everybody, he is just having a seizure. Everything will be ok" Meanwhile this kid is foaming at the mouth. They had to pull the bus over & wait for him to calm down. they didn't even call an ambulance or anything. He wasn't epileptic either - it was caused by whatever drugs he took that day & the night before. At least i got a nice picture of my guy friends with a couple of hooters girls.  | ||||
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