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Posted ByDiscussion Topic: How do I get on the show?
JoeDelaneyFan
posted on 12-16-2001 @ 3:44 PM      
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I have 3 testicles and I'd like to show them in order to win a trip or something cool like that. I'd be willing to give a three testicle teabag to a midgit or if anyone has any idea how I can get on the show please let me know. I'm 21 and I live on Long Island. I like girls but would not be against trying something gay as long as it made for a funny radio segment and I got to get some pleasure out of it.

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posted on 12-16-2001 @ 3:48 PM      
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Wasn't it bad enough that I had to read this? You want me to listen to it on the radio too?



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PatCooper
posted on 12-16-2001 @ 3:53 PM      
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quote:

I have 3 testicles and I'd like to show them in order to win a trip or something cool like that.


Number 1- No one wants to see your 3 balls.
Number 2- Why would that win you a trip?
Number 3- If you wanna be on the show email Rick,O+A's producer.


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Sephiroth
posted on 12-16-2001 @ 4:09 PM      
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Grow some tits and a pussy, and you're in like Flynn.

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JoeDelaneyFan
posted on 12-16-2001 @ 4:23 PM      
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Why would I want to be in like Flynn? I don't even know the guy.

I will come up with some way to get on the show. Maybe I can get their attention by standing out front of the studio with a sign that says, "I have three testicles- will teabag for air time". Maybe then I would get discovered and get on the show and become famous and people will want to be my friend and I will have fans. Finally I can be somebody!!! O&A can give me a life maybe.

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posted on 12-16-2001 @ 5:14 PM      
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quote:

JoeDelaneyFan posted in "Washington's Attitude Towards O&A": Soon more stations will question themselves with, "we signed who?". O&A are not very funny and not very original at all. They try too hard and it all comes off as very dishonest.....especially on Opies part.
Why would you want to get invited on a show you hate?


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adolescentmasturbator
posted on 12-16-2001 @ 6:50 PM      
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quote:

I like girls but would not be against trying something gay as long as it made for a funny radio segment and I got to get some pleasure out of it.


Translated: I like girls but wouldn't mind some homo action as long as it was funny and I got off on it.


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posted on 12-16-2001 @ 6:59 PM      
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die sir.



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F-Tool
posted on 12-16-2001 @ 8:03 PM      
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Registered: Jan. 01
Oh boy, WTF? Lady Die, are you logging in with new names again?

Dude, you've had your whole lifetime to find a friend, popularity and a life, and haven't gotten the job done, what makes you think an O&A freakshow teabag can do it in one day?

Howie eats testicles, and LOVES gay action. Go get on his show ~ although it'll mean getting out of bed before 2 o'clock in the afternoon.

Don't let the Blitzkrieg Division see this crap going on, they're likely to break it off in you.


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barch97
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posted on 12-16-2001 @ 8:15 PM      
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Damn it... I was all set to make a joke about how tom lickass is bound to steal "What the hell is that" eventually. But, I went and accidentally dragged my cursor across F-Tool's sig and, got stuck in this hypnotic psychodelic uphoria for what had to be close to 4 minutes.



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F-Tool
posted on 12-16-2001 @ 8:33 PM      
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Sleeper said he fell in too.


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posted on 12-16-2001 @ 9:01 PM      
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That sig is pretty fucking cool. Not as cool as having three balls but still pretty cool.

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attila
posted on 12-16-2001 @ 9:10 PM      
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Registered: Jan. 01
No way I wanna hear some gay shit on the radio ( even though I'm a chick).Besides not wanting to hear man love, it also would not play well on the radio. Go back to the drawing board Zippy the wanna be fag.

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'Shrooomer
posted on 12-16-2001 @ 9:22 PM      
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quote:

But, I went and accidentally dragged my cursor across F-Tool's sig and, got stuck in this hypnotic psychodelic uphoria for what had to be close to 4 minutes.


You know? That very same thing happened to me the other day, too.


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posted on 12-16-2001 @ 11:42 PM      
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I dunno...
I've been staring at Luna's for the last 2 hours and 19 minutes.


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posted on 12-18-2001 @ 1:32 AM      
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quote:

accidentally dragged my cursor across F-Tool's sig and, got stuck in this hypnotic psychodelic uphoria for what had to be close to 4 minutes.


Thanks dick, that's time I'll never get back! ;);)


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posted on 12-18-2001 @ 1:44 AM      
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Holy shit. All this time I've been looking at F-Tool's sig thinking how much it sucks. And little did I know, it's interactive. I stink.


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