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vinnie_from_rosedale
posted on 03-09-2001 @ 7:30 PM      
Psychopath
Registered: Oct. 00
10 A yellow Miata
9 Blonde Hilights
8 Getting into a bathroom with 7 naked men
7 Getting a George Foreman Grill for your wedding
6 Having.......


Aw, Damn, there isn't anything gayer than Rick

Remember, Lady Di, It's not just a name, it's a request
Kid Afrika
posted on 03-09-2001 @ 7:35 PM      
Hanger-On
Registered: Jan. 70
1. Every post by "vinnie from rosedale".



One in the chamber for the anger that I build inside,
For the mothers that cried, for my homies that died.
The begining is an ending, am I just a slave?
So I got to be brave from the cradle to the grave.

Froy
King Shit
*board owner*

posted on 03-09-2001 @ 7:38 PM      
O&A Board Veteran
Registered: Feb. 01
These top 10 lists.

Vinnie, I appreciate the fact that you try. But why don't you just try posting regularly, and joining conversations without trying so hard to be funny?


~Matt/Froy from Jersey
The Hell Hole

Official Protector of Gay Marco & SwampJunk...if he ever decides to post.

Also providing total immunity to Fayth
GonzoStyle
posted on 03-09-2001 @ 7:39 PM      
Hanger-On
Registered: Jan. 70
quote:

1. Every post by "vinnie from rosedale".



2....
Oh i can't top that fuck it

kid lmfao

quote:

without trying so hard to be funny?


Key point you can not try to do it, it has to be natural.



Do you know how pale & wanton thrillful
comes death on a strange hour unannounced,
unplanned for like a scaring over-friendly
guest you've brought to bed
Death makes angels of us all
& gives us wings where we had shoulders
smooth as raven's claws
--Jim Morrison (An American Prayer)




This message was edited by GonzoStyle on 3-9-01 @ 7:42 PM
IkeaBoy
P.L.F.
Portugese Liberation Front- Liberating Status' everywhere from the Tyranny of Portugal
I will die a traitor's death
posted on 03-09-2001 @ 7:42 PM      
O&A Board Veteran
Registered: Sep. 00
Vinnie, have you gotten ONE positive feedback over these stupid lists. Move onto different things, stop trying.




Opie and Anthony- making Rape Legal
Fez
The sky is blue
posted on 03-09-2001 @ 7:42 PM      
O&A Board Veteran
Registered: Oct. 00
Now I miss the board survivor

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See My Sig Pics!
Froy's going to ban me so if you have any last words.... ;)
Froy
King Shit
*board owner*

posted on 03-09-2001 @ 7:44 PM      
O&A Board Veteran
Registered: Feb. 01
It's not stop trying, it's just conduct yourself like you were having a normal conversation, just hang out.


~Matt/Froy from Jersey
The Hell Hole

Official Protector of Gay Marco & SwampJunk...if he ever decides to post.

Also providing total immunity to Fayth
knock411
posted on 03-09-2001 @ 8:05 PM      
Psychopath
Registered: Oct. 00
Heres a top ten for ya.


TOP 10 SIGNS THAT YOUR CHILD HAS GROWN TOO OLD FOR BREASTFEEDING
10. He can open your blouse by himself.
9. While suckling at one breast, he caresses the other.
8. He has developed a bad habit of flicking his tongue.
7. He keeps slipping dollar bills in your belt.
6. He uses your milk as creamer for his coffee.
5. Your birth control pills interfere with his acne medicine.
4. After each feeding, he has a smoke.
3. He frequently invites his friends over for dinner.
2. You feel an uncontrollable urge to listen to "Dueling Banjos."
1. Beard abrasions on areola.

knock411
posted on 03-09-2001 @ 8:09 PM      
Psychopath
Registered: Oct. 00
How about a top 12


Top 12 Things You Should Never Say to A Cop!
12. You're not gonna check the trunk are you?
11. Aren't you the guy from the Village People?
10. I pay your salary!
9. Are you Andy or Barney?
8. Do you know why you pulled me over? Okay, Just so one of us does!
7. I was trying to keep up with traffic. Yes, I know there are no other cars around.
Thats how far ahead of me they are!
6. I thought you had to be in a pretty good physical condition to be a police officer?
5. Gee, Officer thatz terrific, the last officer only gave me a warning too!
4. Hey you must have been doin at least 125 mph to keep up with me. Great Job!
3. Sorry, Officer, I didn't realize my radar detector wasn't plugged in.
2. When the officer sayz "Gee son, your eyes look red have you been drinkin?" Don't
say "Gee officer, your eyes look glazed have you been eating donuts?"

Drum roll pleaz! And the #1 thing you should never say to an officer is:
1. I can't reach my liscence, unless you hold my beer!

GonzoStyle
posted on 03-09-2001 @ 8:22 PM      
Hanger-On
Registered: Jan. 70
knock you were doing so well and now you're slipping again.


Do you know how pale & wanton thrillful
comes death on a strange hour unannounced,
unplanned for like a scaring over-friendly
guest you've brought to bed
Death makes angels of us all
& gives us wings where we had shoulders
smooth as raven's claws
--Jim Morrison (An American Prayer)

Francine Banger
posted on 03-09-2001 @ 8:45 PM      
O&A Board Regular
Registered: Dec. 00
Vinnie I do have to say that this is by Far your Best Top 10 Ever.

Instead of 10 unfunny things on the list, there were only 5 unfunny things.



This message was edited by Francine Banger on 3-9-01 @ 8:46 PM
FukMeBoobs
posted on 03-09-2001 @ 8:56 PM      
Psychopath
Registered: Feb. 01
how about this....get rid of these top 10 lists all together? something to think about :::ducking::: ;-)

knock411
posted on 03-09-2001 @ 8:59 PM      
Psychopath
Registered: Oct. 00
Gonz its called sarcasm. Isnt this the bad top ten thread. Hey I just had a good one over in off topic. One that I found amusing But I got a rash of shit for it.



This message was edited by knock411 on 3-9-01 @ 9:32 PM
Froy
King Shit
*board owner*

posted on 03-09-2001 @ 9:04 PM      
O&A Board Veteran
Registered: Feb. 01
In general, steer clear of the top 10 lists unless they are absolutely hysterical.


~Matt/Froy from Jersey
The Hell Hole

Official Protector of Gay Marco & SwampJunk...if he ever decides to post.

Also providing total immunity to Fayth
Sniper
posted on 03-09-2001 @ 9:09 PM      
Psychopath
Registered: Aug. 00
KNOCK..not to BUST on ya or anything...OK just a little...
quote:

I just had one in OFF TOPIC that I found amusing


Some thigs just seem funnier in the brain until they reach the outside of it!!!

PICKING OFF ASS F`s 1 BY 1!!!

Kid Afrika
posted on 03-09-2001 @ 9:23 PM      
Hanger-On
Registered: Jan. 70
quote:

Instead of 10 unfunny things on the list, there were only 5 unfunny things.



God Damn Francine, that is FUCKING funny. :) LMMFAO



One in the chamber for the anger that I build inside,
For the mothers that cried, for my homies that died.
The begining is an ending, am I just a slave?
So I got to be brave from the cradle to the grave.

knock411
posted on 03-09-2001 @ 9:29 PM      
Psychopath
Registered: Oct. 00
Ya see sniper somethings that i find funny you may or may not. I dont know I thought the Dr. suess thing was funny If you did great if you didnt Im sorry i couldnt read your mind. I know the top ten thing is a bore Im just having fun with it.





Sniper
posted on 03-09-2001 @ 9:33 PM      
Psychopath
Registered: Aug. 00
DUDE...LIGHTEN THE F UP....Nobody`s raping you or anything..are they??? YA got bashed for posting stupid...you won`t be the first(I can attest to that) and you certainly won`t be the last!!

Check back with me in a six pack or two and I`ll prove that I`m right!! LOL

PICKING OFF ASS F`s 1 BY 1!!!

knock411
posted on 03-09-2001 @ 9:37 PM      
Psychopath
Registered: Oct. 00
Like this one.

"Top Ten Reasons O.J. Didn't Do It"

Ok last one I promise. Visit this Website
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10. Victims didn't leave enough blood
9. Slow-speed Bronco chase actually desperate attempt to retain Mexican legal defense team
8. O.J. is a household name, part of a complete breakfast
7. Victims already dead from cocaine overdose seconds before being stabbed
6. A Heisman Trophy winner never killed anyone before
5. O.J. actually with Divine Brown that night, but didn't use alibi to protect her reputation
4. When Nicole called the police about O.J. complaining, "beats the hell out of me," she was just saying she didn't know
3. At Nicole's funeral, did not wear party hat
2. Victims faked their own deaths by murdering lookalikes before fleeing to some tropical island
1. Always bought Paula Barbieri breakfast



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This message was edited by knock411 on 3-9-01 @ 9:44 PM
FukMeBoobs
posted on 03-09-2001 @ 9:40 PM      
Psychopath
Registered: Feb. 01
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This message was edited by Sean Cold 3:16 on 3-10-01 @ 4:12 AM
knock411
posted on 03-09-2001 @ 9:45 PM      
Psychopath
Registered: Oct. 00
What are ya talking about lighten up im not mad.

I dont care.

njstrawberry
posted on 03-09-2001 @ 9:52 PM      
O&A Board Regular
Registered: Feb. 01
Knock....I thought it was funny...I even called my hubby from the other room in so I could read him the cop one and he thought is was very funny...nice job...thanks for laugh! muuuuuah

WORD FROM THE WISE BI: "PEACH is good...PEACH is your friend...When you see PEACH...Do as I do...Don't just stare at it...EAT IT!"



XoXoXoXo - Place the kisses where you wish
Sniper
posted on 03-09-2001 @ 9:55 PM      
Psychopath
Registered: Aug. 00
THERE THERE.....FEEL BETTER NOW?? GOOD!!

PICKING OFF ASS F`s 1 BY 1!!!

knock411
posted on 03-09-2001 @ 10:07 PM      
Psychopath
Registered: Oct. 00
No sniper what i need is a hug will you.

Sniper
posted on 03-09-2001 @ 10:26 PM      
Psychopath
Registered: Aug. 00
SEE,,,now your getting personal...never took it there!!!! What would you like hugged?? We can start with the throat..if your still breathing after ...12 minutes then sure..I`ll F`ing hug you...IN MACY`s WINDOW!!!!! LET IT GO MAN!!!

PICKING OFF ASS F`s 1 BY 1!!!



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