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Turk408
posted on 12-28-2001 @ 1:47 AM      
Psychopath
Registered: Feb. 01
Sex for Sam...and the bet I lost, the Jay Mohr/Bob Murphy/Harry Caray bit. Marcos' peach eating. Jackie the knife girl(Was that this year??) These aren't in any order but great bits.

It ain't easy being greasy in a world full of cleanliness and you know, all that other madness.
IkeaBoy
P.L.F.
Portugese Liberation Front- Liberating Status' everywhere from the Tyranny of Portugal
I will die a traitor's death		posted on 12-28-2001 @ 4:18 AM      
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jackie the knife girl was last year since she was on the 'bus' and known as knife girl then. and i could swear stevens/melissa was this yeasr


"It appears my wee wee has been strucken with rigor mortis."
thursday Dec 27- CBS: Survivor, CSI (R0, Agency (R)...NBC: Friends (R), Schwarz, Grace (R), Shoot Me (R)... FOX: Nine Months...abc: Line, line, million...UPN: Smackdown...WB: Popstars 2, Me (R), Charmed (R)...SCIFI 9- FREAKED (great flick)
"and I spent 14 years as a nuke"- CAPALERT Guy on Harry Potter- Reviews, Jesus Style
red rocket
Secret Sex Chat 		posted on 12-28-2001 @ 9:52 AM      
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Registered: Aug. 01
I liked the bit about the Titanic Slide and the other rides the listeners came up with.

This is not a bit "
quote:
2. Sept. 11 remote broadcast
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Our Flag always stands.
God Bless The USA.
RonRon5477
posted on 12-28-2001 @ 10:09 AM      
Psychopath
Registered: Apr. 01
quote:
I liked the bit about the Titanic Slide and the other rides the listeners came up with.
OH YEAH!!! ahhh, memories.. Does anyone have that sound clip???

Shane Falco in The Replacement on the last play of the game: "I wish I could say something classy and inspirational, but that just wouldn't be our style. Pain heals. Chicks dig scars. Glory... lasts forever."
Want to use the O&A EZPass lane? here's how (only for NY listeners, sorry to everyone else):
The URL is: "http://oarule.homestead.com/files/OA"+previous phone screener before Stinky+previous phone screener's girlfriend's name+".html" AIM: RonRon5477
QuickStop
I won the last OA.com Sig contest & all I got was this cheesey status...
Who is driving? Oh my God! Bear is Driving! How can that be?!?
G.O.O.F.B.A.H.G.S.
Kickflip b/s Tailslide Strike Team		posted on 12-28-2001 @ 12:32 PM      
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Registered: Aug. 01
  • NRA Cafe (or any listener participation bit)
  • antoinette
  • Rick's Disney Tour / Hose it Down, and keep it going (if those were this year)



AIM | E-MAIL
My grandmother always said, "Why buy the cow, when you can get the sex for free?"
Despite all my RAGE, i am still just a rat in a cage.
SLASH
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STRIKE 3
(I'm a dick and I like to ruin people's plans) 		posted on 12-28-2001 @ 2:01 PM      
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O&A had Bits this year?

I thought that they only had room for Guests and Commercials...



AIM: SmarterChild

Write To Me Here

I think it all started with the Declaration of Independence -- the idea that we had the inalienable rights of life, liberty, and the pursuit of happiness. That pursuit is what took America from the revolution to the computer age in 200 years. But the progress has come at a price. The obvious being the people that were exploited to make it possible; the not so obvious being us, the first group of people that were given no obvious frontiers to conquer. We hear stories that about the good old days that don't seem to apply anymore. It's a generation gap that leaves us without role models. But the bright side is that without role models, there are no roles. Maybe that's what the 60s were all about -- getting rid of the roles. But what do we replace them with? Without any guidance, what do we replace them with? Without any guidance, the choices become overwhelming. Sometimes it just makes everything feel hopeless. So we destroy our bodies in the search of an ideal. Try to salvage relationships that don't work. We feel we must do something, instead of doing something that we feel. It is the prison of self-imposed momentum, and the sad part is that we get used to it. It reminds me of a song I heard the other day. It's called "The Going Nowhere Fast." But the people I have met here have shown me another side of Nowhere. They've pointed out the beautiful irony that stagnation makes it easy to stop and smell the roses, if we just let it. What would we be if we had nothing to rebel against? Well we could finally be ourselves, the first group of people who stopped looking for the answers long enough to appreciate the questions. And all we have to do is to make our own Declaration of Independence. We can embrace the right to life and liberty by simply realizing that happiness exists -- not to pursue, but to accept. After that the only challenge would be to make sure with the rest of our lives that we weren't just another fad. I don't know, it's an idea. What do you think?



Arpikarhu
Harmless Teddy I wish Maynard was still posting here so I could implant my head up his ass.
Needle dick, bear salesman. I think I'm a revolutionary. Actually, I'm a one trick pony.
I enjoy C&BT		posted on 12-28-2001 @ 2:23 PM      
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1. bruer doing commercials
2. antoinette
3. gary coleman

I Miss Psycho Bitch!!!


AIM- Arpikarhu

TeenWeek
what's a status? 		posted on 12-28-2001 @ 2:35 PM      
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Registered: Oct. 00
How about the RAPE game. Run Around park for Erin. That was this year right.



This message was edited by TeenWeek on 12-28-01 @ 2:40 PM
TeenWeek
what's a status? 		posted on 12-28-2001 @ 2:35 PM      
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-Just some more I thought of that were not mentioned.
*Retarded Laverne and Shirley at the VMA's
*Dice fighting with himself on the phone
*When Tazz and Al Snow were in the studio and they pretended to be Opie and Anthony, while O&A said they were tazz and Al Snow for a radio interview.


fbdlingfrg
wow, my name looks odd without 5 lines of type below it in bold and purple and red
G.O.O.F.B.A.H.G.S.
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JBA~Remove the Pick & Click NOW!		posted on 12-28-2001 @ 2:39 PM      
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2 words:whooping monkeys



GO BIG BLUE!

This is the song that doesn’t end, yes it goes on and on my friend. Some people started singing it, not knowing what it was, but they’ll continue singing it forever just because this is the song that doesn’t end yes it goes on and on my friend. Some people started singing it, not knowing what it was, but they’ll continue singing it forever just because this is the song that doesn’t end yes it goes on and on my friend. Some people started singing it, not knowing what it was, but they’ll continue singing it forever just because


drkn2forget
posted on 12-29-2001 @ 1:56 AM      
Psychopath
Registered: Feb. 01
Bob Murphy & Harry Carry = priceless...and it gets my vote

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HydratedPeach
So... how did you get your spiffy new status?
Age-Challenged Sexual Tension Relief Worker 		posted on 12-29-2001 @ 2:19 AM      
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Frank Caliendo's Superfriends





IkeaBoy
P.L.F.
Portugese Liberation Front- Liberating Status' everywhere from the Tyranny of Portugal
I will die a traitor's death		posted on 12-29-2001 @ 2:27 AM      
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Registered: Sep. 00
the sheryl from big Brother call is classic too with Paul and Jim


"It appears my wee wee has been strucken with rigor mortis."
Sat. Dec 29- CBS: Touched Angel (R), District (R)...NBC: Midnight in Garden of Good and Evil...FOX: Cops, Cops, AMW...ABC: Wide World of Sports, NFL...WB: Taxi marathon...Don't blame me that TV sucks
"and I spent 14 years as a nuke"- CAPALERT Guy on Harry Potter- Reviews, Jesus Style
The Sleeper
Being a Minor is a Threat
to my Social Life
PoseUr i ahve 2 threads at teh top, i feel like maynard		posted on 12-29-2001 @ 11:10 AM      
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I don't think anyone has mentioned "Ants in my Pants" yet. I nearly broke out in tears when they played that song. That's the runner-up bit of the year.


You tell me that nothing matters, You're just fucking scared
You tell me that I'm better, You just hate yourself
You tell me that you like her, You just wish you did
You tell me that I make no difference, Well at least I'm fucking trying
What the fuck have you done?
IkeaBoy
P.L.F.
Portugese Liberation Front- Liberating Status' everywhere from the Tyranny of Portugal
I will die a traitor's death		posted on 12-30-2001 @ 7:52 PM      
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Registered: Sep. 00
another great bit I just remembered that they haven't replayed in awhile- the Monkey Man Bit


"It appears my wee wee has been strucken with rigor mortis."
Sun Dec 30- CBS: 60, 8:30 Eraser...NBC: L&O, L&O:CI...FOX: Simpsons, Malcolm, X-Files...ABC: 7- Jack, 9-Alias...UPN: Buffy S3, PRactice S1...SCI-FI: All day Godzilla marathon... Don't blame me that TV sucks
"and I spent 14 years as a nuke"- CAPALERT Guy on Harry Potter- Reviews, Jesus Style
YellowDiscipline
IS STILL REALLY GAY		posted on 12-30-2001 @ 8:38 PM      
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Registered: Nov. 01
My vote goes to the last Ronald Reagan bit they did, when Opie said that he didn't sound as witty and Anthony went back on the phone as Reagan and told him off. That was really fucking funny.

prototype
posted on 12-30-2001 @ 11:03 PM      
Psychopath
Registered: Aug. 01
I'd go with anything that Anthony does an impression to those are the funniest.

USA
Bin Laden is a dead man
Free Northern Ireland
Tony Metropolis
posted on 01-02-2002 @ 2:26 PM      
Psychopath
Registered: Feb. 01
3. Has-Been Corner with Cindy Williams (painful, but te good type of pain)
2. Retarded Laverne and Shirley at the MTV Video Awards (the second funniest thing I have ever had the priveledge of listening to)
1. Hello?

1 one word X 1,000,000 times used by crazed Rick Springfield fan = greatest radio bit EVER.

"Yeah, I know what 2 + 2 is. It's Thomas Jefferson, sucka!"
F the S out of her A
posted on 01-03-2002 @ 1:16 AM      
Psychopath
Registered: Jun. 01
Thanks all for the memories:

Honorable Mention: September 11th

1. Antoinette
2. "Ants in My Pants" and other Olsen Twins songs
3. General Frank Caliendo impersonations, especially dueling Ted Knights
4. Retarded Laverne & Shirley at the VMAs
5. General Jim Breuer insanity

And another honorable mention: Jim Norton as a show-regular.

Now, how about characters?

Black Earl of the Future
Ant's Mother-In-Law
etc.

Corn- the tracer-bullets of the digestive system
JuliaTheDoctor
posted on 01-03-2002 @ 2:57 PM      
Psychopath
Registered: Sep. 00
I would have to say that the "defective replacement Foosball table" incident, AND the ensuing discussion as to the quality of the table, how many little plastic players are regulation,etc etc etc. was pretty damn funny!

Also, the Buddy Ebsen "Weeell doggies" comparison through the decades is a real knee slapper.
(tho I still hope for a penis wt lifting competition Part 2)


JuliaTheDoctor
posted on 01-03-2002 @ 2:57 PM      
Psychopath
Registered: Sep. 00
must also mention the "Never let your woman go to Jamaica without you" bit, altho this may have been in 2000(?)




This message was edited by JuliaTheDoctor on 1-3-02 @ 3:17 PM


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