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Corpsegrinderjunk
posted on 03-12-2001 @ 11:17 AM      
O&A Board Veteran
Registered: Aug. 00
quote:

Oh lighten Up killer learn to take a fuckin joke.


I guess you don't realize two, TWO things. One, I was just trying to enlighten you as to how it goes and newbies usually post things that resemble what you wrote and they are serious. Two, I am a mod and can make your life a living hell, if you think I have stick in my ass, bring yourself over to fight club and try me punk, I will not defile this thread any more...



"Think before you write" -
Froy

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This message was edited by Corpsegrinderjunk on 3-12-01 @ 12:04 PM
Ronreddog
posted on 03-12-2001 @ 11:20 AM      
O&A Board Regular
Registered: Oct. 00
quote:

Dog,

Last i recall there is something called Freedom of speech. I didn't mess with anyone I wrote a msg as a joke and that joker got all bent out of shape. if anything he needs to remove the stick.



Yes, but, Froy specifically asked that this thread not be defiled, and, you HAD to post a joke in this thread to try to be funny, let alone, joke at a mod.

I hope you learn from this. That is all I have to say to not detract from the purpose of this thread!



GRRRRRR!
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FollowThisLogic
Nay. We are but men. ROCK.
The man with the plan.
posted on 03-12-2001 @ 11:27 AM      
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Registered: Oct. 00
quote:

Last i recall there is something called Freedom of speech.


I love when people think America and the message board have the same constitution.

This is a monarchy. Not a fake democracy. We don't have a Constitution. The KING'S word is law. And here, his words were, "DO NOT DEFILE THIS THREAD!"

You did not follow that law, therefore you're toast. Just quit now. Apologiiiiize. Do yourself a favor.

Click here if you're bored enough to email me.
Doc Smith
I Love Anthony Zinni
posted on 03-12-2001 @ 11:35 AM      
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Registered: Sep. 00
In case any of you new guys are reading this thread and now feel a little apprehensive about contacting us, please do not be afraid.
The little altercation that took place above is a perfect example of why this program is instituted. There a few things you newer guys should learn, and one is when to joke and when not to.
So let me re-itterate, please contact one of us if you would like to an insight as to how this board works. We are not mean or angry people, just a little sarcastic and cynical...ok, maybe more than a little... :) <--- Side note: These smiles frighten me




This message was edited by Doc Smith on 3-12-01 @ 11:40 AM
FDA
posted on 03-12-2001 @ 11:48 AM      
Psychopath
Registered: Oct. 00
Since this IS a new board, and people deserve 2nd chances. I think i would love to be adopted. Im sick of being afraid to post only to be bashed by everyone for how stupid i am and such. so here i am someone pick me up and show me the ropes.

Grumpy
SAGILLID The Midget Message Board Mauler rides his trusty mount Wilbur once again!! Internet Idiots beware!!
posted on 03-12-2001 @ 11:49 AM      
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Registered: Dec. 00
FDA - if you have IM, contact me. People do deserve a second chance and I am willing to see you through it if it's possible. I make no promises.


Accepting applications for adoption. Email or IM me.

If you can't dazzle them with your brilliance,
baffle them with your bullshit!


NJDude
posted on 03-12-2001 @ 11:57 AM      
O&A Board Regular
Registered: Jun. 00
Any questions please feel free to e-mail me or instant message me. I would be more than happy to help.


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Doc Smith
I Love Anthony Zinni
posted on 03-12-2001 @ 12:12 PM      
O&A Board Regular
Registered: Sep. 00
No, I belive this is where you realize that you are not sounding intelligent or witty, or even that interesting...and you stop posting crap
No, wait, sorry, that's what would happen in Bizzaro World, where people realize when they are acting like immature fools, even when people are telling them explicitly that they are acting like immature fools.


GonzoStyle
posted on 03-12-2001 @ 12:15 PM      
Hanger-On
Registered: Jan. 70
quote:

if anything he needs to remove the stick.



IGM shut the fuck up and now, this thread is not for jokes or quips. This is a very serious thread and it's important to the board. You have a beef take it to fight club, but i suggest next time you think twice before talking shit to a moderator while defiling the board owners thread. I suggest you shut up and right now and immediatly e-mail someone and get adopted because you are a third of the way to getting banned. Since you just earned strike one, wanna continue? i got all day.

Now i dont want another word from anyone about this, the rest of this thread better be about people willing to adopt and people wanting to be adopted.


They are waiting to take us into the severed garden
Do you know how pale & wanton thrillful
comes death on a strange hour unannounced,
unplanned for like a scaring over-friendly
guest you've brought to bed
Death makes angels of us all and
gives us wings where we had shoulders
smooth as raven's claws
--Jim Morrison (An American Prayer)

Rog2K
posted on 03-12-2001 @ 12:18 PM      
O&A Board Regular
Registered: Jan. 01
Is nothing sacred!?!? Froy specifically states not to clutter the thread with crap & within 15 posts it's become corrupted.

The greatest lesson here is that the one who ends up bashing most of the time look like the tool. Note everyone else's attitude towards him. By mouthing off to each person, he's slowly screwing himself over.

Think before you post. AND MOST OF ALL:
If the ruler of the land makes a rule about the thread. YOu better damn well respect it.


E-F-F-E-C-T!
A smooth operator operating correctly

madbam
posted on 03-12-2001 @ 12:19 PM      
Psychopath
Registered: Jan. 01
This may have been covered but when is a newbie no longer a newbie?


Thanks PanterA for my sig pic.............


The Big Yella one's the Sun!!!!!!!
Arthur Dent
posted on 03-12-2001 @ 12:22 PM      
O&A Board Regular
Registered: Nov. 00
I have been granted the distinct privilage of adopting a newbie.

However, I don't have AIM (firewall issues) and for the next month, I won't be here on a regular basis. But, I do check my e-mail twice a day.

So, if your a newbie who doesn't need constant attention and/or immediate answers (you can wait a few hours for an answer), feel free to e-mail me.



Transported to a surreal landscape, a young girl kills the first woman she meets and then teams up with three complete strangers to kill again. - Marin County newspaper's TV listing for The Wizard of Oz

American beer is like making love in a canoe. It's f*cking close to water. - Monty Python

"Reality continues to ruin my life." - Calvin and Hobbes
ITSaSICKNESS
posted on 03-12-2001 @ 12:25 PM      
Hanger-On
Registered: Feb. 01
I know I'm supposed to contact someone but i have no time right now I'm putting out the offer though----first one to adopt me will be cut in on the pool tournament winnings and on that note i'm takin all sidebets that day too
Ive only played a few times but im feelin lucky ;) ;)

Kim
posted on 03-12-2001 @ 12:25 PM      
O&A Board Regular
Registered: Jan. 01
Thanks Faceman for taking out the trash :)

GoodyGood
posted on 03-12-2001 @ 12:25 PM      
Psychopath
Registered: Sep. 00
Someone adopt me please. I am a relatively new member, and really dig hanging on the board after classes!

Later

FollowThisLogic
Nay. We are but men. ROCK.
The man with the plan.
posted on 03-12-2001 @ 12:30 PM      
O&A Board Regular
Registered: Oct. 00
A newbie is no longer a newbie when he/she "gets it". This means that they understand how the board works. They don't use it as a meet & greet. They come here to talk with people, have fun, and possibly become a poster that people will know and love. Use the board wisely and you will be fine.

Click here if you're bored enough to email me.
Grumpy
SAGILLID The Midget Message Board Mauler rides his trusty mount Wilbur once again!! Internet Idiots beware!!
posted on 03-12-2001 @ 12:31 PM      
O&A Board Veteran
Registered: Dec. 00
Okay - see? this is how it works. I'd like to announce that FDA has been formerly added to the Grumpy family. Here's is a board member that realized the necessity for guidance. Not necessarily adoption, but guidance. That's what the program is all about. Those who know, share with those that don't.

Any wrong doings or misjudgements by FDA should be reported directly to me. I have room for one more family member.



Newest member of the Grumpy's: FDA
Accepting applications for adoption. Email or IM me.
If you can't dazzle them with your brilliance,
baffle them with your bullshit!




This message was edited by Grumpy on 3-12-01 @ 12:32 PM
ITSaSICKNESS
posted on 03-12-2001 @ 12:33 PM      
Hanger-On
Registered: Feb. 01
grumpy take me im the guy who took zyban and tried to help
its destiny guy

Grumpy
SAGILLID The Midget Message Board Mauler rides his trusty mount Wilbur once again!! Internet Idiots beware!!
posted on 03-12-2001 @ 12:38 PM      
O&A Board Veteran
Registered: Dec. 00
sickness, get yourself AIM and contact me. We'll talk about it. Ya can't be that bad, ya play pool and take the same medication as me.



Newest member of the Grumpy's: FDA

Accepting applications for adoption. Email or IM me.
If you can't dazzle them with your brilliance,
baffle them with your bullshit!


I grooms myself
posted on 03-12-2001 @ 12:42 PM      
Psychopath
Registered: Jan. 01
First off BLOW ME.

second of all i dont give a shit if i mouthed off to the mayor, if someone is going to have a stick in their ass about a joke then i'm going to attack right back.

and am i supposed to be shaking about being banned? big deal so ban me life will go on. you pepz need to get out more.



oy vey
posted on 03-12-2001 @ 12:46 PM      
Hanger-On
Registered: Feb. 01
I think I can hear taps playing in the background.

GonzoStyle
posted on 03-12-2001 @ 12:47 PM      
Hanger-On
Registered: Jan. 70
IGM understand this and understand it now, we have no problems with jokes. But this thread was created not for jokes but for the betterment of the board. It was clearly stated not to defile this thread which you did. You have two choices shut up and get adopted or you will get another strike and the third one will be game over. You will not get last word on this you either follow the rules or you dont belong here. This board is very free you can argue anywhere you want except when the "mayor" asks you not to. But there are rules here. So make a choice its all in your hands.


They are waiting to take us into the severed garden
Do you know how pale & wanton thrillful
comes death on a strange hour unannounced,
unplanned for like a scaring over-friendly
guest you've brought to bed
Death makes angels of us all and
gives us wings where we had shoulders
smooth as raven's claws
--Jim Morrison (An American Prayer)

Arthur Dent
posted on 03-12-2001 @ 12:48 PM      
O&A Board Regular
Registered: Nov. 00
A little free advice for all.

Take a lesson from Opie about how to diffuse an attack. "O-oh...you got me. Yeah your right. Yup, absolutely..." Whenever Opie pulls this routine, he gives the person NOTHING to work with and the "fight" is over in seconds and nobody cares.

Too often (like IGM here) newbies get bashed for doing something inappropriate or dumb. So what. Everybody screws up now and then. But, instead of saying "Yeah, I screwed up, sorry." They proceed to fight back against any and everybody who says anything about it. It's just pointless. Ask yourself, "do I really care about this? Is anybody even going to remember this tomorrow?"

Yes, sometimes, when your right about something, you fight about it. But when you screw up, just admit and move on. Nobody's even going to remember it tomorrow unless you make a big deal about it today.

*I won't defile this thread with anymore responses to IGM. The tool can go stick his prick in an electrical outlet.*



Transported to a surreal landscape, a young girl kills the first woman she meets and then teams up with three complete strangers to kill again. - Marin County newspaper's TV listing for The Wizard of Oz

American beer is like making love in a canoe. It's f*cking close to water. - Monty Python

"Reality continues to ruin my life." - Calvin and Hobbes

This message was edited by Arthur Dent on 3-12-01 @ 1:00 PM
I grooms myself
posted on 03-12-2001 @ 12:52 PM      
Psychopath
Registered: Jan. 01
And here is my advice for you. get some coffee and prozac. if someone attacks me im gunna attack back no ifs and or butts about it.

better make it decaf for you

Corpsegrinderjunk
posted on 03-12-2001 @ 12:52 PM      
O&A Board Veteran
Registered: Aug. 00
You just don't know when to quit do you...Gonzo put it very simple for you and you just don't get it..now fucking relax and post your jokes in threads that should have them...



"Think before you write" -
Froy

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