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posted on 02-01-2002 @ 9:48 AM      
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Registered: Feb. 01
This should be today's topic...

Sperm Donor Must Support His Kids

Feb. 1, 2002 1:30 am
STOCKHOLM, Sweden (AP) -- A court ruled
Thursday a 35-year-old Swedish man who
privately donated his sperm to a lesbian
couple is the legal father of the three children
and must support them financially.

Anna Bjurling, the mother of the children --
ages 10, seven and five -- asked Igor
Lehnberg to pay child support after the
relationship with her partner ended last year.

A county administrative court ruled in her favor
and ordered Lehnberg to pay child support of
$280 a month.

Lehnberg challenged the decision by arguing
in district court that he wasn't the legal father.
But the court said a document Lehnberg had
signed, stating that he was the biological
father, was legally binding.

Lehnberg claimed he signed the document
only so the children would know their origin
not to accept any responsibility for them.

Anne Norberg, a spokeswoman for the
Lehnberg's lawyer, said he would appeal the
verdict.

Swedish law gives same-sex couples in a
legal union most of the same rights and
obligations as married couples, but they are
not allowed to adopt children or undergo
artificial insemination.

It's not clear where Bjurling's insemination,
which would have been illegal in Sweden,
was done.

Lehnberg told the district court in Oerebro, 90
miles west of Stockholm that his girlfriend at
the time persuaded him to donate sperm to
the lesbian couple in 1991.

He only had limited contact with the children,
he said, and it was agreed that the couple
would handle all parental responsibilities.



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posted on 02-01-2002 @ 9:59 AM      
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Registered: Aug. 00
This is terrible! What was that greedy twat thinking? DOesn't she realize this'll make no men want to donate sperm and no other dykes will be able to have kids? I hope she realizes the alternative becomes accepting the high hard one from a MAN (yuck!) in order to have kids. Disgusting!





This message was edited by Suzie on 2-1-02 @ 10:31 AM
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posted on 02-01-2002 @ 10:03 AM      
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Registered: Jan. 02
hahaha thats messed up

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posted on 02-01-2002 @ 10:18 AM      
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Registered: Jan. 02
My God. Right now that man's life sucks!!!! I mean for christ sake he lives in Sweden. You think there would be a better spot to drop his seed.



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posted on 02-01-2002 @ 11:03 AM      
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Registered: Jan. 02
Ok. I guess this situation can be looked at in about a hundred different ways, but here's the ones that come to my mind:

1) Opponents of gay parents are going to have a field day with this;
2) What they hell was this woman thinking? As far as I can see, the man did her and her lover a favor;
3) What the hell is the court system thinking?
4) What are those poor kids thinking?
5) Whatever happened to the joys of procreation -- the conceiving while sweating and panting (and most of the time talking dirty) with someone that you are not only attracted to, but also in love with?
6) If there was an understanding between the lesbians that they are playing the roles of mother and father to the chidlren, the other woman should be paying the child support.

This is ridiculous.
Of course, that's my opinion.



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posted on 02-01-2002 @ 11:10 AM      
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Registered: Sep. 01
"privately donated"

does that mean the guy banged the lesbo or the she was artifically inseminated?

it seems if its illegal in sweden to do the artificial thing - then the only alternative is banging the dick-hater!


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posted on 02-01-2002 @ 11:36 AM      
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Registered: Dec. 01
go figure this would happen in europe. you'd never see something like this happen in the US.




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posted on 02-01-2002 @ 11:45 AM      
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that really sucks. that guy made the biggest mistake of his life by donating that sperm.


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posted on 02-01-2002 @ 11:57 AM      
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Registered: Jul. 01
Here is another one in Denver...

Guy thought for 6 years that his twins were his. He had a genetic test done after he got a divorce. Turns out, they aren't his and he still has to pay child support.

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posted on 02-01-2002 @ 12:07 PM      
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Registered: Dec. 01
quote:

Guy thought for 6 years that his twins were his. He had a genetic test done after he got a divorce. Turns out, they aren't his and he still has to pay child support



unlucky lottery or sucks to be you?




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posted on 02-01-2002 @ 12:29 PM      
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If they are not his, why does he have to pay child support?

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posted on 02-01-2002 @ 12:49 PM      
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Registered: Apr. 01
unlucky lottery DEFINITELY!!


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posted on 02-01-2002 @ 1:03 PM      
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posted on 02-01-2002 @ 1:24 PM      
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Registered: Nov. 01
guyz an idiot.

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posted on 02-01-2002 @ 3:22 PM      
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quote:

go figure this would happen in europe. you'd never see something like this happen in the US.
I actually think there was a similar case to this in the US a couple years ago, I heard it on PI.
quote:

unlucky lottery DEFINITELY!!
how is this unlucky lottery? THe odds aren't astronomical. it would be more UL if the attorney for the lesbians came from another recipient of his donated sperm.




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posted on 02-01-2002 @ 3:28 PM      
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quote:

the conceiving while sweating and panting (and most of the time talking dirty)



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posted on 02-01-2002 @ 3:31 PM      
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quote:

go figure this would happen in europe. you'd never see something like this happen in the US.

I'd be shocked if it hasn't happened in the US, or doesn't in the future.

The US is much worse with frivolous bullshit suits than other countries...

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posted on 02-01-2002 @ 5:20 PM      
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both cases are sucks to be you, and it also proves the courts in this country are useless and frivolous cases tie up the system with bullshit.i say drag those leeches out in the street and hang them as an example to others.

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posted on 02-01-2002 @ 6:47 PM      
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quote:

go figure this would happen in europe. you'd never see something like this happen in the US.
wow, you're even more of a stupid friggin twat than i had originally assumed. god i hope you were attempting sarcasm, i mean, of course, everybody knows there's never any frivolous lawsuits here :rolleyes:



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posted on 02-02-2002 @ 10:21 AM      
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quote:

stupid friggin twat




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posted on 02-02-2002 @ 2:21 PM      
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Registered: Oct. 00
quote:

This is terrible! What was that greedy twat thinking? DOesn't she realize this'll make no men want to donate sperm and no other dykes will be able to have kids



You mean there's a chick who actually went to court thinking only about herself?

quote:

If they are not his, why does he have to pay child support?



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posted on 02-02-2002 @ 4:09 PM      
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Registered: Dec. 01
Paternity tests should be required at birth, or before birth if it ever becomes possible.

This is a good reason why DNA profiling should be allowed for certain situations. This way, if the real father is on file, they'll find him, and pin his ass with the lawsuit.

It's all a conspiracy!!

It's always good to be a part of something you wouldn't normally have anything to do with.

Individuality is bullshit. You won't get anywhere in the world unless you give in to what everyone else wants at some point.
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posted on 02-02-2002 @ 4:56 PM      
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um, did you read this thread? paternity test? well, yeah, if she was artificially inseminated with his sperm, a paternity test would say he's the father wouldn't it. the moronity of this place just gets worse every day :rolleyes:



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posted on 02-02-2002 @ 10:56 PM      
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Registered: Dec. 01
I was referring to M-ACE's post about the guy in Denver who's still paying child support on kids that aren't his.

It's all a conspiracy!!

It's always good to be a part of something you wouldn't normally have anything to do with.

Individuality is bullshit. You won't get anywhere in the world unless you give in to what everyone else wants at some point.
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posted on 02-06-2002 @ 5:21 PM      
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jordon is getting back with his Bitch



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