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knobo24
posted on 02-20-2002 @ 12:35 AM      
Hanger-On
Registered: Feb. 02
Norton you laugh-less prick. You are as funny as a bee sucking nectar. Go pee yourself....and don't forget to drink it with a twist!!!

You should be locked up in a war camp for the retarded!!!

danked
Dankarella! 		posted on 02-20-2002 @ 12:42 AM      
O&A Board Regular
Registered: Aug. 00
Um.... I'm not quite sure.... is this thread pro-Norton or anti-Norton?


KNOW YOUR DOPE FIEND. YOUR LIFE MAY DEPEND ON IT! You will not be able to see his eyes because of Tea-Shades, but his knuckles will be white from inner tension and his pants will be crusted with semen from constantly jacking off when he can't find a rape victim. He will stagger and babble when questioned. He will not respect your badge. The Dope Fiend fears nothing. He will attack, for no reason, with every weapon at his command--including yours. BEWARE. Any officer apprehending a suspected marijuana addict should use all necessary force immediately. One stitch in time (on him) will usually save nine on you.


This message was edited by danked on 2-20-02 @ 12:45 AM
OAAWITE
posted on 02-20-2002 @ 12:44 AM      
Hanger-On
Registered: Jan. 70
Yeah. Do I agree with you or not? Be more clear. And I could be wrong, but I think this topic might have been broached before on the board.


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Dankarella! 		posted on 02-20-2002 @ 12:46 AM      
O&A Board Regular
Registered: Aug. 00
I guess a bee sucking nectar could kind of be funny... maybe....

Sorry, man. I just don't know where you're going with this.


KNOW YOUR DOPE FIEND. YOUR LIFE MAY DEPEND ON IT! You will not be able to see his eyes because of Tea-Shades, but his knuckles will be white from inner tension and his pants will be crusted with semen from constantly jacking off when he can't find a rape victim. He will stagger and babble when questioned. He will not respect your badge. The Dope Fiend fears nothing. He will attack, for no reason, with every weapon at his command--including yours. BEWARE. Any officer apprehending a suspected marijuana addict should use all necessary force immediately. One stitch in time (on him) will usually save nine on you.
OAAWITE
posted on 02-20-2002 @ 12:53 AM      
Hanger-On
Registered: Jan. 70
While Norton does like to drink pee, I think that telling him to drink HIS OWN pee would constitute a fact. I'm not up on the water sports rules and such.

My initial guess is going to be that this poster does not, in fact like Jim Norton.

However, that is most assuredly not a convicted opinion, so I reserve the right to re-evaluate the information.


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danked
Dankarella! 		posted on 02-20-2002 @ 12:56 AM      
O&A Board Regular
Registered: Aug. 00
Duly noted. Then I propose that this poster is flawed. Not just for his lack of admiration of Jim Norton, but also for his ignorance on the recreational qualities of urine.


KNOW YOUR DOPE FIEND. YOUR LIFE MAY DEPEND ON IT! You will not be able to see his eyes because of Tea-Shades, but his knuckles will be white from inner tension and his pants will be crusted with semen from constantly jacking off when he can't find a rape victim. He will stagger and babble when questioned. He will not respect your badge. The Dope Fiend fears nothing. He will attack, for no reason, with every weapon at his command--including yours. BEWARE. Any officer apprehending a suspected marijuana addict should use all necessary force immediately. One stitch in time (on him) will usually save nine on you.
CJMello
posted on 02-20-2002 @ 2:00 PM      
Hanger-On
Registered: Jan. 02
His status says it all.

He stinks!

"Spitters are Quitters."

This message was edited by CJMello on 2-20-02 @ 2:01 PM
IkeaBoy
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I will die a traitor's death		posted on 02-20-2002 @ 2:28 PM      
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Registered: Sep. 00
All right I'm sold. I used to like Norton but knobo's intelligent, well crafted persuasive arguement has wooed me to his way of thinking. Norton is indeed a bee drinking nectar and after going on a tour POW retard camps, i can't debate your assessment. I just hope others see the genius behind this polemic and join knobo's point of view.



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posted on 02-20-2002 @ 2:56 PM      
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Registered: Feb. 01
quote:
You are as funny as a bee sucking nectar


I always thought he was the bees knees myself.


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That someday it may raise me... above these badlands

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