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NICE...
posted on 03-13-2001 @ 6:45 AM      
Hanger-On
Registered: Sep. 00
Did it get cancelled? I missed the show and there are no pic's or threads about it.




This message was edited by NICE... on 3-13-01 @ 6:48 AM
MashedPotatohead
NIGGA PLEASE! All the bitches in here are crazy!
posted on 03-13-2001 @ 9:53 AM      
O&A Board Regular
Registered: Oct. 00
No ladies showed up yesterday, plus they had a couple of 'issues' to deal with ;)

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InYerEar
posted on 03-13-2001 @ 10:24 AM      
Psychopath
Registered: Nov. 00
no revelations here: I think the ladies may be afraid to have their asses displayed all over the internet, made fun of in front of millions of people, and risk general humiliation when there is almost no chance of winning a mediocre prize once the hookers and strippers get wind of the contest. that's just my opinion. hopefully some dumb whores will flaunt their dimpled asses anyway so I can see some cheeks. sign up now ladies!



This message was edited by InYerEar on 3-13-01 @ 10:32 AM
Buttmunch
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posted on 03-13-2001 @ 10:36 AM      
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Registered: Oct. 00
InYerEar,

With a pep talk like that, I'm sure the studio will be full of contestants today!

Come on ladies, bare your butts!


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Corpsegrinderjunk
posted on 03-13-2001 @ 10:38 AM      
O&A Board Veteran
Registered: Aug. 00
I agree..if only all the women would read that little speach, I'm sure that they would all show up in a heartbeat for the best ass contest...



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InYerEar
posted on 03-13-2001 @ 10:39 AM      
Psychopath
Registered: Nov. 00
buttmunch, there's plenty of O&A ladies that don't mind being all over the internet, getting made fun of, and don't read these boards. throw in the really dumb chicks that that don't know any better and you've still got a potentially great contest!
Rog2K
posted on 03-13-2001 @ 10:45 AM      
O&A Board Regular
Registered: Jan. 01
Here's my entry for the best ass contest....




E-F-F-E-C-T!
A smooth operator operating correctly...

TJHCANOEDRIVER
posted on 03-13-2001 @ 11:24 AM      
Psychopath
Registered: Sep. 00
Rog2K Good pic. and ladies please come down and let's see your brown eye.

fatty chopped meat
posted on 03-13-2001 @ 11:27 AM      
Psychopath
Registered: Jan. 01
inyerear,

you are going to roon it you f-ing idiot



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InYerEar
posted on 03-13-2001 @ 11:35 AM      
Psychopath
Registered: Nov. 00
what? did i say something bad? girls c'mon, it's just skin! plus you may win a really sick vacation! i can't think of any reason why you ladies wouldn't be jumping at this opportunity! I hope Kat and Erin have to fight for the championship!
Rog2K
posted on 03-13-2001 @ 11:42 AM      
O&A Board Regular
Registered: Jan. 01
What are the odds we can get the olsen twins in? Would they be one or two(TWO!?) entries....


E-F-F-E-C-T!
A smooth operator operating correctly...

I grooms myself
posted on 03-13-2001 @ 11:45 AM      
Psychopath
Registered: Jan. 01
Just send IGM to represent. they will all flock in

I grooms myself
posted on 03-13-2001 @ 11:48 AM      
Psychopath
Registered: Jan. 01
Seriously though, there is always some kind of snag welcome to the wonderful world of radio and the dictators of it (FCC) pisses me off everytime.

I have a question it prob is off topic, so if it is please dont bash me just nicely tell me. im going to be moving to arizona soon, whats the chances of getting the O&A show.



This message was edited by I grooms myself on 3-13-01 @ 11:51 AM
Rog2K
posted on 03-13-2001 @ 12:02 PM      
O&A Board Regular
Registered: Jan. 01
SU's your only hope....


E-F-F-E-C-T!
A smooth operator operating correctly...

I grooms myself
posted on 03-13-2001 @ 12:03 PM      
Psychopath
Registered: Jan. 01
I hope I can do it. Im addicted to the O&A show. i might even grab a whole bunch of stickers to give to people who ask what "WOW" is



This message was edited by I grooms myself on 3-13-01 @ 12:05 PM
AndyKoom
posted on 03-13-2001 @ 12:06 PM      
Psychopath
Registered: Feb. 01
Back home some friends and I went on a WOW bumper sticker rampage and put them on church vans, old people's cars, and taxis. Someone must have found out because my mom found one on her car one morning. I just laughed.



This message was edited by AndyKoom on 3-13-01 @ 12:08 PM
MashedPotatohead
NIGGA PLEASE! All the bitches in here are crazy!
posted on 03-13-2001 @ 2:26 PM      
O&A Board Regular
Registered: Oct. 00
quote:

I have a question it prob is off topic, so if it is please dont bash me just nicely tell me. im going to be moving to arizona soon, whats the chances of getting the O&A show.



How soon can you get a satellite launched? They can relay/bounce the signal to you that way ;)

You can call me everyday from 3-7 and I will place the receiver up to the radio so you can listen ;)

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zootybang
posted on 03-13-2001 @ 2:28 PM      
Psychopath
Registered: Oct. 00
reverting back to the best boob contest and some of the train wreck's that entered it,we're all probably better off that no one showed up.my eyes are still healing from that black chick with the knee slappers.


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TJHCANOEDRIVER
posted on 03-13-2001 @ 2:35 PM      
Psychopath
Registered: Sep. 00
Give it time the contest will takeoff. I Hope .... Fingers are crossed ...

FDA
posted on 03-13-2001 @ 2:55 PM      
Psychopath
Registered: Oct. 00
Call me crazy or what ever I just dont see the thrill of an ass. yes they are cute and all and they are cool to look at but to be obsessed over something that Shit comes out of is kinda wierd. Thats why i guess im a boob man!

Proud to be a part of the Grumpy Family
Well-yeah
posted on 03-13-2001 @ 3:10 PM      
Hanger-On
Registered: Oct. 00
OK, FDA. Your Crazy

Nigel Tufnel
posted on 03-13-2001 @ 3:13 PM      
Psychopath
Registered: Oct. 00
Ladies you gotta look at it like this!! At this point, if you show up you win!!! No one else has entered so if you enter ven if you are a pig you still win. So, get down there and get in the game. How is that for a pep talk?


"What's wrong with being sexy?"
o&aswallow
posted on 03-13-2001 @ 3:16 PM      
O&A Board Regular
Registered: Jan. 01
O&A are not the only ones having contestant problems. From what I hear, this contest out of Allentown is struggling for contestants. The rules of their contest;

Think you got a nice ass? We'd like to see it! The best looking ass as voted by the WZZO listeners will win $1000.00.


The Rules

WZZO is giving away $1000.00 to the person with the nicest ass as voted on by WZZO listeners via the WZZO web site.

* From March 1st through March 26th 2001, WZZO is asking for photos featuring nice asses. No full names will be posted with the photos. The best photos of all submitted will be chosen by WZZO and posted on the WZZO web site for voting purposes from April 2nd through April 20th 2001. Listeners are invited to vote for their favorite ass photo. The entry with the most votes will be announced on April 23rd 2001 and will be awarded $1000.

* All photos received must either be 35 mm film or emailed in jpg or gif format to rlee@clearchannel.com. Only non-published amateur photos accepted. Photos can be mailed to: WZZO Nice Ass Contest, 1541 Alta Drive, Suite 400, Whitehall, PA 18052. Photo negatives will not be accepted. No photos or files will be returned and become the property of WZZO.

* Nice Ass Participants will be required to sign a release prior to entering the contest. If the release is not received by WZZO by March 30th at 4pm that person will not be allowed to participate. To receive a release form please contact Robin Lee at 610-434-1742. Release forms can be faxed to 610-434-9511 or mailed to the above address. Attention to Robin Lee. WZZO will not be held responsible for any and all acts of God, such as lost mail, server failures, etc.

* All judge's decisions are final.

* MUST BE 18 OR OLDER TO SUBMIT ENTRY TO THE CONTEST.

* These rules subject to change without prior notice.

* Prizes must be accepted as is, no substitutes allowed and may not be exchanged for cash.

* WZZO reserves the right to substitute a prize of equal or greater value.

* Winners are responsible for any and all taxes. Winners must supply their social security number for tax reporting. No personal information will be released or shared, with the exception of government agenices required by law.

* Clear Channel Communication employees and their immediate families are not eligible.


Copyright © 2001 Clear Channel Communications
All Rights Reserved




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posted on 03-13-2001 @ 3:16 PM      
O&A Board Regular
Registered: Sep. 00
I'm still hoping KAT shows up...that would make it all worth it


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posted on 03-13-2001 @ 3:16 PM      
O&A Board Veteran
Registered: Feb. 01
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