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Posted ByDiscussion Topic: Line of the Day for 55 gallon drum challenge
AlterEgoManiac
posted on 03-08-2002 @ 6:53 PM      
Psychopath
Registered: Mar. 02
For me, it was Norton's attempt at concern.

"If you've paralyzed her, I'll work for free."

One for the record books.

What about everyone else?

It rubs the lotion on its skin. It does this whenever it's told.

Use all your well-learned politesse, or I'll lay your soul to waste.
diceisgod
I ALWAYS LOSE.		posted on 03-08-2002 @ 6:56 PM      
O&A Board Regular
Registered: Dec. 01
My favorite was, "We'll it's over now..."
Now where do I find the "Scream of the Day for 55-gallon Drum contest" thread?



Nobody fucks with Dice, Dice does the fuckin!
I got into a fight in FU one time and this guy sez "F you man" so I sez "F you right back, sir, get it? In an hour? Back?" HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! It was great! Then he sez "You're a semon slurper". So I sez "Yeah, off your mom's butt". HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! It was a good one I tell you. Well, later that evening another guy joined the fracus. So he sez, "Go f yourself DIG!" So I sez "Yeah, swallow my banna juice." I was LMAOSLINSMOD!! What a wonderful and memoriable fight that was. I stole this scrolling mindless banter idea off of someone's sig. It has a kind of ring to it that reminds me of the way men did things when the were dinosaurs. Poop is nice too but I don't want to step in any anytime soon. LMAO! I find such messages more interesting than many of the posts I read on this board, including my own. I suck. BLAH BLAH BLAH POOP!
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Rich Vos is the emobdiemnt of all that is teh funney		posted on 03-08-2002 @ 11:05 PM      
Psychopath
Registered: Jun. 01
best line of the day was norton saying, " That looks like it belongs in a planned parenthood office."

VOS IS ABOUT AS FUNNY AS GETTING A PAPERCUT ACROSS THE TIP OF YOUR MULE AND THEN DIPPING IT IN LEMON JUICE!!!!
Dan
posted on 03-09-2002 @ 3:17 PM      
O&A Board Regular
Registered: Jul. 00
Anthony: "She's got more brain on her than Jackie Kennedy."

PatCooper
posted on 03-09-2002 @ 3:37 PM      
O&A Board Regular
Registered: Jan. 01
Norton: She's Bloody and with crabs just like an African Hooker.


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JGNYC
Mirc's Dalnet #opieanthony		posted on 03-09-2002 @ 5:08 PM      
Psychopath
Registered: Sep. 00
quote:
Anthony: "She's got more brain on her than Jackie Kennedy."


Yes, Yes.


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AlterEgoManiac
posted on 03-09-2002 @ 8:30 PM      
Psychopath
Registered: Mar. 02
Back, and to the left.
Back, and to the left.

It rubs the lotion on its skin. It does this whenever it's told.

Use all your well-learned politesse, or I'll lay your soul to waste.
madbam
posted on 03-09-2002 @ 9:59 PM      
Psychopath
Registered: Jan. 01
Definately Anthony's "she has more brain on her than Jackie Kennedy"





"It rubs the lotion on it's skin...It does this whenever it's told.."
Harry Mudring
posted on 03-10-2002 @ 9:55 AM      
Hanger-On
Registered: Oct. 01
quote:
That looks like it belongs in a planned parenthood
office."
Technicly it was "...in a dumpster behind a planned parenthood..." _______It's an old John Valby line: (To the tune of THE CANDY MAN-sammy davis Jr.) Who can go to the abortion clinic Hang around out back climb into a dumpster and have a midnight snack?The S&M man, The S&M man. He mixes it with love and makes the hurt feel good, the hurt feel good.

Norton was my fluffer
Harry Mudring
posted on 03-10-2002 @ 10:02 AM      
Hanger-On
Registered: Oct. 01
Let me clarify that I'm not saying Norton was, in any way, using the Valby song. The 2 references are very similar....Before the tools start toolin' on me for some subtle accusation of joke theft or whatever.

Norton was my fluffer
Ken'sPen
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Doesn't Live Up To The Hype
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I should have stayed OVER THERE		posted on 03-10-2002 @ 10:09 AM      
O&A Board Regular
Registered: Aug. 01
Can I tool on you for being here this long and not knowing where the edit button is?


IT'S MY FAVORITE FUCKING BUTTON YOU KNOW!!!!!!


This message was edited by Ken'sPen on 3-10-02 @ 10:10 AM
Harry Mudring
posted on 03-11-2002 @ 8:33 AM      
Hanger-On
Registered: Oct. 01
FUCK!!!! yes

Norton was my fluffer



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