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BananaCunt
posted on 03-13-2001 @ 6:42 PM      
Hanger-On
Registered: Jan. 01
Tragedy turned into comedy yet again. Perhaps the greatest idea of the year. we need an acronym for this game....



6000 dollars... you just cost me 6000 dollars.
Calm Your Nut
posted on 03-13-2001 @ 6:45 PM      
O&A Board Regular
Registered: Nov. 00
This is going to be the greatest fuckin bit.



Watching Over "Kwyjibo"
BananaCunt
posted on 03-13-2001 @ 6:46 PM      
Hanger-On
Registered: Jan. 01
Crouch On Chairs for Ken



6000 dollars... you just cost me 6000 dollars.
TimJ
posted on 03-13-2001 @ 6:55 PM      
Psychopath
Registered: Jan. 01
This is gonna be a great bit.

BananaCunt
posted on 03-13-2001 @ 6:57 PM      
Hanger-On
Registered: Jan. 01
Does anyone else realize how this got started? With Aids and a Pregnancy! What a way to start a game....



6000 dollars... you just cost me 6000 dollars.
Sparkey
posted on 03-13-2001 @ 6:58 PM      
Hanger-On
Registered: Jan. 01
No cameras, right?

Just start practicing saying the line, "No, the little red light on the video camera means it's off" convincingly.

-Sparkey

Sparkey
posted on 03-13-2001 @ 7:00 PM      
Hanger-On
Registered: Jan. 01
Here's a thought:

How 'bout having these ladies pose their asses while they're there?

Hmm...

BananaCunt
posted on 03-13-2001 @ 7:04 PM      
Hanger-On
Registered: Jan. 01
Hey Ant, can I come into studio to watch Teen Musical Dildo?



6000 dollars... you just cost me 6000 dollars.
TimJ
posted on 03-13-2001 @ 7:08 PM      
Psychopath
Registered: Jan. 01
This shits gonna go down in History. Just like old times when they are running past 7

MinDrain
posted on 03-13-2001 @ 7:14 PM      
Psychopath
Registered: Jan. 01
Now I have a reason to Live...Sitting back this Friday with a smoke some cold brews...and Musical Dildo Chairs....will it always be this good

Angelo from da Bronx
posted on 03-13-2001 @ 7:44 PM      
Psychopath
Registered: Dec. 00
Sounds like it will be a great game. Too bad there wont be any cameras but oh well.

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roonedit
posted on 03-13-2001 @ 7:52 PM      
Psychopath
Registered: Dec. 00
Christ, I thought the guys were gonna have a fuckin' heart attack when that first call came in!


"It's only an island if you look at it from the water!!"
Calm Your Nut
posted on 03-13-2001 @ 8:08 PM      
O&A Board Regular
Registered: Nov. 00
Wouldn't it be funny to stay in another round go sit on a dildo on ken stevens couch.



Watching Over "Kwyjibo"
attila
posted on 03-13-2001 @ 8:26 PM      
Psychopath
Registered: Jan. 01
Great idea. Much better than the ass contest. This will be O & A's own version of the Bible's Sodom and Gomorrah.

BananaCunt
posted on 03-13-2001 @ 9:49 PM      
Hanger-On
Registered: Jan. 01
After the game ends they can play "Guess whats in my gash" with the contestants.



6000 dollars... you just cost me 6000 dollars.
o&aswallow
posted on 03-13-2001 @ 11:30 PM      
O&A Board Regular
Registered: Jan. 01
For an acronym they may want to try Grab Another Stiff Penis.

And of course ladies entering the contest,
Practice getting just the right angle and thrust to properly engulph that dildo is critical. To win you must be firmly planted on the device when you sit down after the music stops.

I can impersonate a chair with a life like dildo replica attached for all of your vigourous training requirements. I'm always ready to give one for the team. Good luck ladies!


o&aswallow Recognized His Destiny Early.
Too Many Hotties, Not Enough Horny Goat Weed

It at first you don't succeed, keep on sucking till you do suck seed. - Curly Howard.
mother shucker
posted on 03-13-2001 @ 11:33 PM      
Psychopath
Registered: Nov. 00
Once again, putting the word TEEN in front of something makes it more better.

Jester
posted on 03-14-2001 @ 2:31 AM      
Hanger-On
Registered: Jul. 00
Hey yeah, let's try that... hmmmm...."Teen Incarceration". Wow, that does have a ring to it! Sign me up!




This message was edited by Jester on 3-14-01 @ 2:47 AM
FDA
posted on 03-14-2001 @ 4:18 PM      
Psychopath
Registered: Oct. 00
EXCLUSIVE PIC TEEN MUSICAL DILDO CHAIRS!!

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Proud to be a part of the Grumpy Family
Arthur Dent
posted on 03-14-2001 @ 4:19 PM      
O&A Board Regular
Registered: Nov. 00
FDA, when you put "pre-" infront of teen it become illegal! LOL



To be adopted by me, e-mail me at robert_rhoffm@yahoo.com IM only possible at night. Need to e-mail me first.

The two most common elements in the universe are hydrogen and stupidity. - Harlan Ellison

If God is watching us, the least we can do is be entertaining.
Roger
Mistress Of The Double Posts
posted on 03-14-2001 @ 4:23 PM      
O&A Board Regular
Registered: Oct. 00
Thats disturbing FDA

Dillon
posted on 03-14-2001 @ 4:34 PM      
Psychopath
Registered: Nov. 00
Best Idea Ever... Im getting a stiffy just thinking about it!!!

Dillon

punkrocker
posted on 03-14-2001 @ 5:04 PM      
Psychopath
Registered: Jan. 01
greatest idea EVER


C U Next Tuesday
posted on 03-14-2001 @ 5:47 PM      
Psychopath
Registered: Feb. 01
Here it is..



THE OFFICIAL MUSICAL DILDO CHAIRS COUNTDOWN CLOCK!




BoBo Darrel
posted on 03-14-2001 @ 6:05 PM      
Hanger-On
Registered: Mar. 01
Yes!!!! Going to see many chicks in studio sitting on dildos. nicey-nice

Later Dick


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