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Froy
King Shit
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posted on 03-17-2002 @ 10:46 PM      
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Ok, the pairings are complete. Just so you know it was fair, here is how things were done.

I assigned each of you a number, based purely on what # person you were to answer a question correctly. Thus, the first person to answer a question was given #1, the last was given #32.

I then wrote all of those numbers down and threw them in a hat, here if you don't believe me, I took a picture:




Using the brackets that Flock made, I merely went down the list of comedians and drew two slips of paper w/ the numbers on them for each name.

I have tried to contact all of you who were entered. If I could not get a hold of you on AIM, I sent an email to the address in your profile. If for some reason you did not get the email, get in touch with me and I will tell you who your comedian is.


I believe in the Faith... that can save me.
I believe in the hope and I pray...
That someday it may raise me... above these badlands

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This message was edited by Froy on 3-17-02 @ 11:57 PM
OAAWITE
posted on 03-18-2002 @ 12:29 AM      
Hanger-On
Registered: Jan. 70
So do we keep this anonymous or what?

Which lucky soul has been paired with the one person who strikes fear in DIG?

And if Flock got Regan, I call shenanigans already.

PS: If you don't think that Frank Caliendo is the funniest one on the show, then you are a fucking retard and you support terrorism.


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This message was edited by OAAWITE on 3-18-02 @ 1:29 AM
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P®oJë©T M@¥hέm		posted on 03-18-2002 @ 12:37 AM      
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YOU WERENT SUPPOSED TO SAY WHO YOU HAVE!!!!11


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AlterEgoManiac
posted on 03-18-2002 @ 12:46 AM      
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Registered: Mar. 02
I know Patrice is like Vos' apprentice, but did they put him in the contest?

Just so you all know, I did not draw Patrice. I was just wondering about this.


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This message was edited by AlterEgoManiac on 3-18-02 @ 12:49 AM
zootybang
posted on 03-18-2002 @ 12:51 AM      
Psychopath
Registered: Oct. 00
I'm gonna answer "Olive garden", just In case some one drops out and you need some alternates.


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Froy
King Shit
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posted on 03-18-2002 @ 7:18 AM      
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Registered: Feb. 01
You can tell each other who you have, but I will not do so.


I believe in the Faith... that can save me.
I believe in the hope and I pray...
That someday it may raise me... above these badlands

Over The Limit
Danked
Dankarella! 		posted on 03-18-2002 @ 7:49 AM      
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::grumble grumble::

Rich Vos is the funniest motherfucker ever :mad:


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av8er
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posted on 03-18-2002 @ 9:12 AM      
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I agree with Danked.:mad:




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How I'm craving you, yeah!

Every time I'm near you

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Staring into the dead

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I'll never disappear

In your eyes you can bid me farewell

But don't ever try to understand the situation

Why is it everyday that I feel the pain?


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Flock wins!		posted on 03-18-2002 @ 10:11 AM      
Psychopath
Registered: Mar. 02
Anthony's childhood friend and comedian Adam Ferrara used to star in the commercials for what chain of restaurants?


The Olive Garden

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My friends call me Weed 		posted on 03-18-2002 @ 11:07 AM      
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quote:
::grumble grumble::

Rich Vos is the funniest motherfucker ever
I couldn't have said it any better.


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This message was edited by hornygoatweed on 3-18-02 @ 11:11 AM
well,yeah
posted on 03-18-2002 @ 11:27 AM      
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Joey BigArms
I Need An Old Priest And A Young Priest		posted on 03-18-2002 @ 12:50 PM      
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quote:
Anthony's childhood friend and comedian Adam Ferrara used to star in the commercials for what chain of restaurants?

Olive Garden.


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Danked
Dankarella! 		posted on 03-18-2002 @ 1:52 PM      
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Frank Caliendo is clever and hilarious. He almost never does the same impression twice.


KNOW YOUR DOPE FIEND. YOUR LIFE MAY DEPEND ON IT! You will not be able to see his eyes because of Tea-Shades, but his knuckles will be white from inner tension and his pants will be crusted with semen from constantly jacking off when he can't find a rape victim. He will stagger and babble when questioned. He will not respect your badge. The Dope Fiend fears nothing. He will attack, for no reason, with every weapon at his command--including yours. BEWARE. Any officer apprehending a suspected marijuana addict should use all necessary force immediately. One stitch in time (on him) will usually save nine on you.
attila
posted on 03-18-2002 @ 2:25 PM      
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Registered: Jan. 01
Olive Garden

My Pick= Otto & George!

Yeah thanks Dick!!!!!



Sweet Merciful Crap!

This message was edited by attila on 3-18-02 @ 2:33 PM
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Kickflip b/s Tailslide Strike Team		posted on 03-18-2002 @ 2:37 PM      
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Andrew Dice Clay....he's good


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quote:
Andrew Dice Clay....he's good
One too many o's.


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I'm not a Cockblocker, I'm a COCKSUCKER!		posted on 03-18-2002 @ 3:44 PM      
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john valby rules!!!



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GO DUKE, 2002!!
MmmHmm
posted on 03-18-2002 @ 3:47 PM      
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Registered: Mar. 02
My guess is olive garden

Danked
Dankarella! 		posted on 03-18-2002 @ 4:20 PM      
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Registered: Aug. 00
Jim Breuer always cracks me up with that Goat Boy thing he does.


KNOW YOUR DOPE FIEND. YOUR LIFE MAY DEPEND ON IT! You will not be able to see his eyes because of Tea-Shades, but his knuckles will be white from inner tension and his pants will be crusted with semen from constantly jacking off when he can't find a rape victim. He will stagger and babble when questioned. He will not respect your badge. The Dope Fiend fears nothing. He will attack, for no reason, with every weapon at his command--including yours. BEWARE. Any officer apprehending a suspected marijuana addict should use all necessary force immediately. One stitch in time (on him) will usually save nine on you.
OAAWITE
posted on 03-18-2002 @ 4:28 PM      
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Registered: Jan. 70
Danked has too many comedians.


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Froy
King Shit
*board owner*
posted on 03-18-2002 @ 4:28 PM      
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Registered: Feb. 01
I think Flock said he would put the brackets up for the first round of voting around 6 o' clock.


I believe in the Faith... that can save me.
I believe in the hope and I pray...
That someday it may raise me... above these badlands

Over The Limit
Danked
Dankarella! 		posted on 03-18-2002 @ 4:33 PM      
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Registered: Aug. 00
I'm worried Lewis Black will have a stroke before this contest is over.


KNOW YOUR DOPE FIEND. YOUR LIFE MAY DEPEND ON IT! You will not be able to see his eyes because of Tea-Shades, but his knuckles will be white from inner tension and his pants will be crusted with semen from constantly jacking off when he can't find a rape victim. He will stagger and babble when questioned. He will not respect your badge. The Dope Fiend fears nothing. He will attack, for no reason, with every weapon at his command--including yours. BEWARE. Any officer apprehending a suspected marijuana addict should use all necessary force immediately. One stitch in time (on him) will usually save nine on you.
PatCooper
posted on 03-18-2002 @ 4:34 PM      
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Am i too late??????/olive garden





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posted on 03-18-2002 @ 5:00 PM      
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Registered: Aug. 01
Olive Garden.

USA
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What anger problem?
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USA		posted on 03-18-2002 @ 5:17 PM      
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quote:
I think Flock said he would put the brackets up for the first round of voting around 6 o' clock.

That was the original plan, but the file was uploaded wrong. I won't be back home until around 8 so expect the tournament to be up sometime in between 8 & 9.



Thanks Mrs. Moosen for the pics.
You are getting good at this cut & paste thing.



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