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Froy King Shit board owner	posted on 03-17-2002 @ 7:07 PM
O&A Board Veteran Registered: Feb. 01	If you heard last week's show with Stephen Lynch, he played his bowling song, of which the title character is Mighty Maliki. Oddly enough tonight on Futurama, there is a character named Maliki. Sorry, it's nthing profound, but how often do you come across a Maliki? I believe in the Faith... that can save me. I believe in the hope and I pray... That someday it may raise me... above these badlands Over The Limit

Danked Dankarella!	posted on 03-17-2002 @ 7:11 PM
O&A Board Regular Registered: Aug. 00	Can I have some of what you're smokin'? KNOW YOUR DOPE FIEND. YOUR LIFE MAY DEPEND ON IT! You will not be able to see his eyes because of Tea-Shades, but his knuckles will be white from inner tension and his pants will be crusted with semen from constantly jacking off when he can't find a rape victim. He will stagger and babble when questioned. He will not respect your badge. The Dope Fiend fears nothing. He will attack, for no reason, with every weapon at his command--including yours. BEWARE. Any officer apprehending a suspected marijuana addict should use all necessary force immediately. One stitch in time (on him) will usually save nine on you.

Ree Unofficial Biggest Whore of OA.com G.O.O.F.B.A.H.G.S. Reaver Strike Battalion Rage Brother #1, Paladin of Hatred Where's my snare? I have no snare in my headphones.	posted on 03-17-2002 @ 7:11 PM
O&A Board Regular Registered: Jun. 01	Hey Captain Random... thanks. =) You don't see a Maliki too often... but uhhh I don't see that much of a huge conspiracy between Futurama and Stephen Lynch. Or maybe, our judgement and thinking is clouded on all fronts by the Dark Side! Shit, be carefull, something dangerous may be on the horizon. Gak... gak... gak. "This is the last smile, that I'll fake for the sake of being with you. Everything falls apart even the people who never frown eventually brake down... The sacrifice of hiding in a lie!" Linkin Park 'Pushing Me Away' I love the WNEW'S GIRL and the Follow This Logic I am Psycho Mark Incarnate Gak Gak Gak, Da Bink.

SLASH Pompous, Arrogant, Enigmatic, Bitter, Quirky, Misanthrope with a Weird Sense of Humor and an Iron Clad Memory while flooding the board with my Stream of Consciousness UFC STRIKE 3 (I'm a dick and I like to ruin people's plans)	posted on 03-17-2002 @ 7:15 PM
O&A Board Regular Registered: Aug. 00	quote: Sorry, it's nthing profound, but how often do you come across a Maliki? I don't really know, mallaka. AIM: SmarterChild Write To Me Here I think it all started with the Declaration of Independence -- the idea that we had the inalienable rights of life, liberty, and the pursuit of happiness. That pursuit is what took America from the revolution to the computer age in 200 years. But the progress has come at a price. The obvious being the people that were exploited to make it possible; the not so obvious being us, the first group of people that were given no obvious frontiers to conquer. We hear stories that about the good old days that don't seem to apply anymore. It's a generation gap that leaves us without role models. But the bright side is that without role models, there are no roles. Maybe that's what the 60s were all about -- getting rid of the roles. But what do we replace them with? Without any guidance, what do we replace them with? Without any guidance, the choices become overwhelming. Sometimes it just makes everything feel hopeless. So we destroy our bodies in the search of an ideal. Try to salvage relationships that don't work. We feel we must do something, instead of doing something that we feel. It is the prison of self-imposed momentum, and the sad part is that we get used to it. It reminds me of a song I heard the other day. It's called "The Going Nowhere Fast." But the people I have met here have shown me another side of Nowhere. They've pointed out the beautiful irony that stagnation makes it easy to stop and smell the roses, if we just let it. What would we be if we had nothing to rebel against? Well we could finally be ourselves, the first group of people who stopped looking for the answers long enough to appreciate the questions. And all we have to do is to make our own Declaration of Independence. We can embrace the right to life and liberty by simply realizing that happiness exists -- not to pursue, but to accept. After that the only challenge would be to make sure with the rest of our lives that we weren't just another fad. I don't know, it's an idea. What do you think?

Froy King Shit board owner	posted on 03-17-2002 @ 7:32 PM
O&A Board Veteran Registered: Feb. 01	quote: but uhhh I don't see that much of a huge conspiracy between Futurama and Stephen Lynch I didn't say there was. Just coincidental. I believe in the Faith... that can save me. I believe in the hope and I pray... That someday it may raise me... above these badlands Over The Limit

Danked Dankarella!	posted on 03-17-2002 @ 7:43 PM
O&A Board Regular Registered: Aug. 00	So seriously... can I have some of what you're smokin'? KNOW YOUR DOPE FIEND. YOUR LIFE MAY DEPEND ON IT! You will not be able to see his eyes because of Tea-Shades, but his knuckles will be white from inner tension and his pants will be crusted with semen from constantly jacking off when he can't find a rape victim. He will stagger and babble when questioned. He will not respect your badge. The Dope Fiend fears nothing. He will attack, for no reason, with every weapon at his command--including yours. BEWARE. Any officer apprehending a suspected marijuana addict should use all necessary force immediately. One stitch in time (on him) will usually save nine on you.

Froy King Shit board owner	posted on 03-17-2002 @ 7:56 PM
O&A Board Veteran Registered: Feb. 01	I'm smoking nothing. I'll get you a good price. I believe in the Faith... that can save me. I believe in the hope and I pray... That someday it may raise me... above these badlands Over The Limit

IkeaBoy P.L.F. Portugese Liberation Front- Liberating Status' everywhere from the Tyranny of Portugal I will die a traitor's death	posted on 03-17-2002 @ 7:59 PM
O&A Board Veteran Registered: Sep. 00	The episode was about religion (very good episode I might add). Malachi was a prophet in the Old Testament. "It appears my wee wee has been strucken with rigor mortis." Sunday March 17- CBS: Max Bickford, Beyond the Prarie 2...NBC: 7- Weakest Link Weakest Link, CI, Dateline...FOX: 7- Futurama, King, simpsons, Malcolm (R), X-Files (9 left)...ABC: 7- Snow White: The Fairest of them All, 9- Alias, Practice...UPN: Buffy, Practice...WB: Kennedy, Kennedy (R), Centre (R), For your love...TBS: A Few Good Men...SCIFI: 9- It...USA: 7, 9- Big Daddy If you Criticize the Show- you're supporting terrorists.

Danked Dankarella!	posted on 03-17-2002 @ 8:00 PM
O&A Board Regular Registered: Aug. 00	quote: I'm smoking nothing. I'll get you a good price. Intriguing. I'll hold you to that. KNOW YOUR DOPE FIEND. YOUR LIFE MAY DEPEND ON IT! You will not be able to see his eyes because of Tea-Shades, but his knuckles will be white from inner tension and his pants will be crusted with semen from constantly jacking off when he can't find a rape victim. He will stagger and babble when questioned. He will not respect your badge. The Dope Fiend fears nothing. He will attack, for no reason, with every weapon at his command--including yours. BEWARE. Any officer apprehending a suspected marijuana addict should use all necessary force immediately. One stitch in time (on him) will usually save nine on you.

barch97 BBTB The barch gots lots a dick Theoretically, if I were to smack you in the face with my penis, it would leave a bruise in the shape of a mushroom. I kind of enjoy my anonymity on the board WOW Forum Ambassador	posted on 03-17-2002 @ 8:02 PM
O&A Board Veteran Registered: Jul. 00	Wait, was he a bowler? Long Live the "Syndication Underground"

Froy King Shit board owner	posted on 03-17-2002 @ 8:03 PM
O&A Board Veteran Registered: Feb. 01	quote: The episode was about religion (very good episode I might add). Malachi was a prophet in the Old Testament I thought it was very funny. I had no idea that's who he was. I believe in the Faith... that can save me. I believe in the hope and I pray... That someday it may raise me... above these badlands Over The Limit

Tallguy 22 Fuck, I cant fucking spel or kant fucking cuont eithre! but...I LOVE TEH COCK!!!	posted on 03-17-2002 @ 8:09 PM
Psychopath Registered: Feb. 02	i think someones been having a little too much time on their hands... Its funny becouse the basketball is bigger then his head. "For Those With Wings, Fly to your Dream's" This message was edited by Tallguy 22 on 3-17-02 @ 8:12 PM

IkeaBoy P.L.F. Portugese Liberation Front- Liberating Status' everywhere from the Tyranny of Portugal I will die a traitor's death	posted on 03-17-2002 @ 8:29 PM
O&A Board Veteran Registered: Sep. 00	here's his 'listing' on Britannica quote: One of the 12 Minor Prophets in the Old Testament. (His prophecy is part of a larger book, The Twelve, in the Jewish canon.) His name comes from a Hebrew word meaning "my messenger," suggesting that the author's real name is unknown. The book consists of dialogues in question-and-answer form, in which the prophet defends the justice of God to a community doubtful because its expectations of salvation for Israel are unfulfilled. Malachi calls for faithfulness to God's covenant and promises that the day of judgment will soon arrive. The book was probably written in the 5th cent. BC. And Simpsons rocked tonight hardcore "It appears my wee wee has been strucken with rigor mortis." Sunday March 17- CBS: Max Bickford, Beyond the Prarie 2...NBC: 7- Weakest Link Weakest Link, CI, Dateline...FOX: 7- Futurama, King, simpsons, Malcolm (R), X-Files (9 left)...ABC: 7- Snow White: The Fairest of them All, 9- Alias, Practice...UPN: Buffy, Practice...WB: Kennedy, Kennedy (R), Centre (R), For your love...TBS: A Few Good Men...SCIFI: 9- It...USA: 7, 9- Big Daddy If you Criticize the Show- you're supporting terrorists.

Tallguy 22 Fuck, I cant fucking spel or kant fucking cuont eithre! but...I LOVE TEH COCK!!!	posted on 03-17-2002 @ 8:35 PM
Psychopath Registered: Feb. 02	best simsons eposoide Ever "For Those With Wings, Fly to your Dream's" This message was edited by Tallguy 22 on 3-17-02 @ 8:41 PM

Froy King Shit board owner	posted on 03-17-2002 @ 8:46 PM
O&A Board Veteran Registered: Feb. 01	quote: i think someones been having a little too much time on their hands... Yeah I know, OAS told me that yesterday. The Simpsons was great, the Hamlet spoof was hilarious. I believe in the Faith... that can save me. I believe in the hope and I pray... That someday it may raise me... above these badlands Over The Limit

Kramden's Delicious Marshall I think Yoda is sexy.	posted on 03-18-2002 @ 11:38 AM
Psychopath Registered: Sep. 01	Mele Kalikimaka is the thing to say on a bright Hawaiian Christmas day.

MyHairGrows Buttmunch mourns the fact that this waste of space breathes his air	posted on 03-18-2002 @ 12:01 PM
Psychopath Registered: Mar. 02	WASN"T MALIKI A CHARACTER ON CHILDREN OF THE CORN? NO PAIN NO GAIN!

Ken'sPen [Sarcasm] Doesn't Live Up To The Hype [/Sarcasm] I should have stayed OVER THERE	posted on 03-18-2002 @ 12:23 PM
O&A Board Regular Registered: Aug. 01	yes he was, also a Hawaiian island isn't it???

Tallguy 22 Fuck, I cant fucking spel or kant fucking cuont eithre! but...I LOVE TEH COCK!!!	posted on 03-18-2002 @ 5:10 PM
Psychopath Registered: Feb. 02	wait wasent futrama cancled "For Those With Wings, Fly to your Dream's"

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