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TeenWeek
what's a status? 		posted on 03-20-2002 @ 7:43 AM      
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March 20, 2002 -- And you thought his radio show was raunchy.
Anthony Cumia of "Opie & Anthony" fame settled his divorce case against estranged wife Jennifer Cumia yesterday, but not before talking about riding the three-way of love on the witness stand.

"Did you bring other women into your bed with [your wife]?" Jennifer's lawyer, Dominic Barbara, asked the surprised shock jock.

"No, I didn't," the WNEW personality snapped.

"Wasn't there another woman you were seeing [during the marriage]?" Barbara followed.

"Yes," Cumia replied sheepishly.

"Was she one of the thirdsome bed?" Barbara asked.

"Yes," answered Cumia, the first - and as it turned out, only - witness to be called to the stand before state Supreme Court Justice Joan Lobis.

After testifying for about three hours, the "Whip 'Em Out Wednesdays" co-creator abruptly settled the case after discovering reporters were sitting in the courtroom. The terms of the deal are confidential.

Cumia's testimony began with his recounting his rise to fame - and bantering back and forth with Barbara, a regular on rival Howard Stern's radio show.

Cumia said he was working for an air-conditioning company in the late '80s, but that his talents for mimicry occasionally landed him on Stern's show.

When Barbara asked him what characters he'd mimic, he replied, "I believe I used to do Dominic Barbara."

Later, the ample attorney accused Cumia of talking about Jennifer on air, and said, "You discussed not only your wife, but your wife's lawyer, correct?" With a grin, Barbara added, "[You] made some fat jokes about him?"

Cumia laughed - but the judge said he didn't have to answer.

The syndicated yapper said he first met Jennifer back in 1987, but they didn't start dating until 1989. They married seven months later - but Cumia couldn't remember when.






This message was edited by TeenWeek on 3-20-02 @ 10:10 AM
windowlck
posted on 03-20-2002 @ 8:10 AM      
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Registered: Oct. 00
quote:
When Barbara asked him what characters he'd mimic, he replied, "I believe I used to do Dominic Barbara."


That's pretty funny.

This could explain why Ant has ben Soooo Hyper-fucking-sensitive the last couple of days...






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TeenWeek
what's a status? 		posted on 03-20-2002 @ 8:16 AM      
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Wouldn't you having to go to court and face that fat asshole who swallows Howard's load for breakfast .



This message was edited by TeenWeek on 3-20-02 @ 8:23 AM
Cunt-Twat
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I'm not a Cockblocker, I'm a COCKSUCKER!		posted on 03-20-2002 @ 8:35 AM      
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quote:
They married seven months later - but Cumia couldn't remember when.
now that's funny!!



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Lent
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Do you have a basketball in your car?		posted on 03-20-2002 @ 8:37 AM      
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quote:
After testifying for about three hours, the "Whip 'Em Out Wednesdays" co-creator abruptly settled the case after discovering reporters were sitting in the courtroom. The terms of the deal are confidential.



Geez people cant mind their own business?



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posted on 03-20-2002 @ 8:44 AM      
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quote:
Geez people cant mind their own business?



You're kidding right?


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Flock wins!		posted on 03-20-2002 @ 9:03 AM      
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Anthony, that poor bastard!
I had no idea that fat fuck Dominic Barbara was involved. That sonofabitch is a scumbag! Not only is he NYs sleaziest lawyer but he is a total fucking Stern groupie. Pathetic!



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The Dr. Seuss of SU 		posted on 03-20-2002 @ 9:30 AM      
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Hoo hoo, I invented getting divorced.

Shit-storms are created in my wake!!
The Gay Rapist
posted on 03-20-2002 @ 9:41 AM      
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Registered: Mar. 02
I hope this isn't a real article. That fat bastard made Ant look like a jack-ass. But the bottom line is that it's none of our business.



This message was edited by The Gay Rapist on 3-20-02 @ 9:42 AM
TeenWeek
what's a status? 		posted on 03-20-2002 @ 9:43 AM      
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quote:
I hope this isn't a real article. That fat bastard made Ant look like a jack-ass. But the bottom line is that it's none of our business


No matter what people say about the Post, it is a real newspaper. This is not an enquirer article. It is our business because we love the O&A show and it was in today's newspaper so that makes it public knowledge. I do not think they should mention anymore like settlement, etc.

O&A may or may not be able to talk about Howard, I think Anthony will rip into that fat piece of shit on Monday.

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My friends call me Weed 		posted on 03-20-2002 @ 9:45 AM      
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The same article (essentially) is in the Daily News Visit this Websiteas well, but they use a different pic of him coming out of the courtroom - and it looks like he's wearing an NBC coat - all I kept saying to myself was "back to you Rusty".

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EDIT : Thanks for linking it BM - I read it in the paper this morning and didn't even think it might be on the website as well.


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This message was edited by hornygoatweed on 3-20-02 @ 10:23 AM
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quote:
riding the three-way of love
How clever.



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windowlck
posted on 03-20-2002 @ 10:01 AM      
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Registered: Oct. 00
Daily News article for the Lazy

quote:
Jock Shocks in Court


Anthony Cumia and his wife, Jennifer, leaving court yesterday.

"Opie & Anthony" shock jock Anthony Cumia reached a deal in his divorce from his wife, Jennifer, after a Manhattan Supreme Court hearing yesterday that was almost as kinky as one of his shows.

In cross-examination by Jennifer's lawyer, Dominic Barbara, Cumia admitted he and his wife had engaged in a frisky ménage à trois during their 11-year marriage.

"Was there another woman you were seeing at that time?" asked Barbara.

"Yes," replied the WNEW talkmeister.

"Was she one of the thirdsome [sic] in bed?" asked the lawyer.

"Yes," said Cumia.

When Barbara asked him if he had left Jennifer for another woman, Cumia replied: "It was more complicated than that."

Shortly after the grilling, Anthony, Jennifer and their lawyers went behind closed doors and emerged two hours later, announcing they had a settlement.

Details remained confidential, but Barbara told The News' Helen Peterson, "You saw how happy she was. She went skipping out of here."

Anthony had no comment.

Last year, Greg (Opie) Hughes and Cumia reportedly signed a $30 million, three-year syndication deal. And while Cumia denied knowing how much he was worth, Barbara said there was a report putting the value of his celebrity status at $100 million.

Jennifer Cumia filed for divorce in 1999. She and Cumia met in 1987 while he was working for a Long Island air conditioning and heating company and she was tending bar nearby.

They married on May 19, 1990 — a date Cumia could not recall in court.








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TeenWeek
what's a status? 		posted on 03-20-2002 @ 10:01 AM      
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quote:
How clever.


ANts this is the same paper that made canoodling a household word.

greenlantern
posted on 03-20-2002 @ 10:05 AM      
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Registered: Oct. 00
Oh, it's real. It was in the Daily News, too. I was reading through, and saw a pic of Ant and the ex leaving court. the DN article is a little more revealing. Go get one and check it out.

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Skeet Slambone
posted on 03-20-2002 @ 10:06 AM      
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From the Daily News Article.
quote:
Barbara said there was a report putting the value of his celebrity status at $100 million.


Deny deny deny.



This message was edited by Skeet Slambone on 3-20-02 @ 10:07 AM

Fast Freddy
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Flock wins!		posted on 03-20-2002 @ 10:24 AM      
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Registered: Mar. 02
When the dust settles and the checks have been sent, I only hope that Ant freaks the fuck out! Ive been through the divorce grinder and its all a sham!
I love the way women scream for equal rights and then act like useless codependant greed junkies in divorce court! The worst part is that our courts are so primitive in their ways and support these women! Makes me want to break my coffee mug over my head!



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Generic_Laxative
posted on 03-20-2002 @ 10:34 AM      
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Registered: Jan. 01
Look at the bright side....
At least they got the Whip 'em out Wednesday" credit right....

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posted on 03-20-2002 @ 11:23 AM      
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This is exactly why i'm never getting married.




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This is the end

Beautiful friend

This is the end

My only friend, the end

Of our elaborate plans, the end

Of everything that stands, the end

No safety or surprise, the end

I'll never look into your eyes...again

Can you picture what will be

So limitless and free

Desperately in need...of some...stranger's hand

In a...desperate land

Lost in a Roman...wilderness of pain

And all the children are insane

All the children are insane

Waiting for the summer rain, yeah

There's danger on the edge of town

Ride the King's highway, baby

Weird scenes inside the gold mine

Ride the highway west, baby

Ride the snake, ride the snake

To the lake, the ancient lake, baby

The snake is long, seven miles

Ride the snake...he's old, and his skin is cold

The west is the best

The west is the best

Get here, and we'll do the rest

The blue bus is callin' us

The blue bus is callin' us

Driver, where you taken' us

The killer awoke before dawn, he put his boots on

He took a face from the ancient gallery

And he walked on down the hall

He went into the room where his sister lived, and...then he

Paid a visit to his brother, and then he

He walked on down the hall, and

And he came to a door...and he looked inside

Father, yes son, I want to kill you

Mother...I want to...fuck you

C'mon baby, take a chance with us

C'mon baby, take a chance with us

C'mon baby, take a chance with us

And meet me at the back of the blue bus

Doin' a blue rock

On a blue bus

Doin' a blue rock

C'mon, yeah

Kill, kill, kill, kill, kill, kill

This is the end

Beautiful friend

This is the end

My only friend, the end

It hurts to set you free

But you'll never follow me

The end of laughter and soft lies

The end of nights we tried to die

This is the end




fireclaw

Asshole		posted on 03-20-2002 @ 11:23 AM      
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When all was said and done, do you think that Dominic asked for Anthony's autograph first, or did Anthony ask for Dominic's!




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TeenWeek
what's a status? 		posted on 03-20-2002 @ 11:25 AM      
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Maybe anthony paid the fat pig off to get off his back with a year's supply of stacker 2 and ulimate v.

Syndrummer
LOOK!! All my "N"s are capitalized!!!		posted on 03-20-2002 @ 11:25 AM      
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The whole situation sucks, and i'm sorry he had to go through this, but I would have given my left nut to be in the courtroom when he said he did an impression of Dominic. That is f'n pricless.

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posted on 03-20-2002 @ 12:43 PM      
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wow i am only 20 and this is such a big reason why i dont think i will get married. why the fuck should she get any of his money? i am wondering what the fuck she did to get the money he earned by being a talent radio personality. i wish they were on the air today. they could have flipped out about this, talked about the osbournes and shit. anthony is a 3-some, wow

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posted on 03-20-2002 @ 12:46 PM      
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quote:
anthony is a 3-some, wow




Are you trying to say Anthony is schizophrenic?


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This is the end

Beautiful friend

This is the end

My only friend, the end

Of our elaborate plans, the end

Of everything that stands, the end

No safety or surprise, the end

I'll never look into your eyes...again

Can you picture what will be

So limitless and free

Desperately in need...of some...stranger's hand

In a...desperate land

Lost in a Roman...wilderness of pain

And all the children are insane

All the children are insane

Waiting for the summer rain, yeah

There's danger on the edge of town

Ride the King's highway, baby

Weird scenes inside the gold mine

Ride the highway west, baby

Ride the snake, ride the snake

To the lake, the ancient lake, baby

The snake is long, seven miles

Ride the snake...he's old, and his skin is cold

The west is the best

The west is the best

Get here, and we'll do the rest

The blue bus is callin' us

The blue bus is callin' us

Driver, where you taken' us

The killer awoke before dawn, he put his boots on

He took a face from the ancient gallery

And he walked on down the hall

He went into the room where his sister lived, and...then he

Paid a visit to his brother, and then he

He walked on down the hall, and

And he came to a door...and he looked inside

Father, yes son, I want to kill you

Mother...I want to...fuck you

C'mon baby, take a chance with us

C'mon baby, take a chance with us

C'mon baby, take a chance with us

And meet me at the back of the blue bus

Doin' a blue rock

On a blue bus

Doin' a blue rock

C'mon, yeah

Kill, kill, kill, kill, kill, kill

This is the end

Beautiful friend

This is the end

My only friend, the end

It hurts to set you free

But you'll never follow me

The end of laughter and soft lies

The end of nights we tried to die

This is the end




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