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Subzero316
TERRORIST
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Subama Bin Zero
(© AntsInMyPants - 2002)
Seriously need to rethink my concept of "funny"
Alkey is my bitch! I'm havening a hard time fittening in.
It's official, I am seriously a complete and utter ass-tool, please anally rape me with a rusty 5 iron wraped in barbed wire.
I am the new Balloon Not. Be careful around me ladies, I don't use common sense.
posted on 03-30-2002 @ 3:54 AM      
O&A Board Regular
Registered: Oct. 00
Go call Howard and tell him your little problem.

O&A already had the best man boobs contest,so i guess your shit out of luck if howard hangs up on you.







There is no Knowledge
that is no power....
SeeYouNextTuesday
G.O.O.F.B.A.H.G.S.
Elite Ninja Gaiden Infiltration Unit
posted on 03-30-2002 @ 8:31 AM      
Psychopath
Registered: Feb. 01
Man, you guys are cruel. I don't have any advice for you either way, man, sorry.

As for YUO Subzero,... THREE FUCKING SIG PICS!!??? THREE?! AND THE SECOND ONE IS OVER DOUBLE THE SIZE LIMIT, AND THE THIRD IS 160 PIXELS OVER THE SIZE LIMIT! We kinda get the joke, that you like subzero and mortal kombat. You could get that effect by having a line of text that says "hehe i like Subzero from MK". just for your information, last time I checked, the official limit is a text-only sig can be 6 lines, or you can have a pic and two lines under it (Which doesnt seem to be enforced, within reasonable limits).The pic can have a maximum size of 40K and the length plus the height, in pixels, cant be over 500.

Even if you werent aware that there was an official policy, it just makes sense that three pictures takes a long time to load and makes your posts really long and annoying to scroll through.
Thank you, come again.

Look at me, I'm a mod, wheeeee!

:-D




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barch97
BBTB
The barch gots lots a dick
Theoretically, if I were to smack you in the face with my penis, it would leave a bruise in the shape of a mushroom.
I kind of enjoy my anonymity on the board
WOW Forum Ambassador
posted on 03-30-2002 @ 8:42 AM      
O&A Board Veteran
Registered: Jul. 00
Cue the "let the mods do the modding" post in 5...4...3...



Long Live the "Syndication Underground"
The more things change...
The more they stay the same.

Flock of Moosen
OA.com's Bodyguard
Anger problem?
What anger problem?
I hate the fucking mud!
USA
posted on 03-30-2002 @ 8:45 AM      
O&A Board Regular
Registered: Jan. 01
You rang Barch? ;)

Subzero, please lose two of those pics. Only one sig pic is allowed per person.

Oh, and if you go with the bottom Mortal Kombat pic, please shrink it. Signature pictures should be no larger than 500 pixels and 30 kb.

Thank you.



FN Moron
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I Mod VG's ass!
posted on 03-30-2002 @ 10:09 AM      
O&A Board Regular
Registered: Oct. 00
Hey, SYNT... Leave the Modding to barch... he teached me everything I know about being a Mod....





M-ACE
G.O.O.F.B.A.H.G.S.
Ur-Quan Dreadnought Commander
posted on 03-30-2002 @ 10:16 AM      
Psychopath
Registered: Jul. 01
quote:

There is no Knowledge
that is no power....
Geez! You even got your tag line wrong!

EDIT: Does saying that give me G.O.O.F.B.A.H.G.S. access? :-D


www.centralwow.com - AIM: wow mace
or click on my sig for fun


This message was edited by M-ACE on 3-30-02 @ 10:19 AM
ChowderPuke
p.s. I know what the deal is...I've been here a while...just never registered until recently.
posted on 03-30-2002 @ 9:42 PM      
Hanger-On
Registered: Feb. 02
quote:

The pic can have a maximum size of 40K and the length plus the height, in pixels, cant be over 500.


Ok...I have a question? If SYNT is correct...length plus height=max 500 pixels, then I think FN Moron is over the limit!

Width 500 pixels

Height 110 pixels

That would be a total of 610 pixels.
FN Moron...please shrink your sig pic! ;)





Honk If You Like O&A!

The Norton We Didn't Know!



I might be new to the board, but I'm not new to the show...give me all the shit you
want!

This message was edited by ChowderPuke on 3-30-02 @ 10:09 PM
barch97
BBTB
The barch gots lots a dick
Theoretically, if I were to smack you in the face with my penis, it would leave a bruise in the shape of a mushroom.
I kind of enjoy my anonymity on the board
WOW Forum Ambassador
posted on 03-30-2002 @ 9:49 PM      
O&A Board Veteran
Registered: Jul. 00
How many times on this page of this thread has this been said: "Let the mods do the modding"?

Does FNMoron's sig really bother you that much or are you looking for an excuse to call him a Hippo-Crate?

btw...
In case you haven't figured it out yet, the rules don't apply to the mods. That's one of the very few perks of being a mod.

*Edit: Also, there is a limit to the number of lines of text allowed in a sig. You, chowderpuke, have exceeded it with text not even counting all the extra blank lines (personally, I think the a line break should count whether it has text in it or not but, that's really not the point, is it?)

So, if you want to bitch about other's sigs not being compliant, you better damn sure get yours to comply first.

**Edit: And before you go getting all bitchy with me and telling me to take my own advice... read my status. FNMoron isn't here. So, barch is in charge.



Long Live the "Syndication Underground"
The more things change...
The more they stay the same.



This message was edited by barch97 on 3-30-02 @ 9:58 PM
HyBriD
I AM THE KILLER
FN Moron is an indian giver!!
I had my cool status for about 10 min. then it was gone. GONE!
G.O.O.F.B.A.H.G.S.
Agent WD40 Licensed to Kill
My spoon is TOO BIG. (finally)
WORD UP KIDDIES! This is Poop Dog, the gangsta specta of defeat!
Hanger-on to the JYDs for LIFE
I INVENTED ORANGE MOTHERFUCKER
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posted on 03-30-2002 @ 9:50 PM      
O&A Board Regular
Registered: Sep. 01
smooth move chowder. he's a mod, let it go.


HOSPITALIANOMANIA!
ChowderPuke
p.s. I know what the deal is...I've been here a while...just never registered until recently.
posted on 03-30-2002 @ 10:01 PM      
Hanger-On
Registered: Feb. 02
jesus christ....didn't you guys see the " ;) "?!?!?!
I was only fucking around....jeez...it's called a joke
Do you think that I would fuck with a mod? I'm not stupid ;)





Honk If You Like O&A!

The Norton We Didn't Know!



I might be new to the board, but I'm not new to the show...give me all the shit you
want!

This message was edited by ChowderPuke on 3-30-02 @ 10:06 PM
BIV
G.O.O.F.B.A.H.G.S.
Xenophobe Defense Brigade
totally lacks teh funney
Brine shrimp is more interesting than I am.
The only thing that will get rid of my shitty status is another board wipe or a series of blowjobs.
I am one uninformed hound.
posted on 03-30-2002 @ 10:05 PM      
Psychopath
Registered: Mar. 02
quote:

Man tits blah, blah...no money blah, blah...sorry excuse for a human being, blah, blah...Any ideas or thoughts hit me back.


Here is a thought: you should get Lupis and die.

If you want tit reduction surgery, go get a job and pay for it and quit bitching to us.

Old perverts don't die, they just get rubbed out!.

BIV
Milfa
Good newbie with a nice ass.
posted on 03-31-2002 @ 3:27 PM      
Psychopath
Registered: Jan. 02
goatweed
I've Got A Vagina With Teeth.:eek: :confused:
quote:

I officially volunteer to help you out with this problem the next time it should occur Milfa

That status of yours is making me seriously wary of your offer, thus causing a nipple inversion at the very thought of you sucking on them...uh, but thanks anyway



Where's your Milf mustache?
;)
Syndrummer
LOOK!! All my "N"s are capitalized!!!
posted on 04-01-2002 @ 3:21 PM      
Psychopath
Registered: Mar. 02
[Sarcasm]I'd post a pic in the WOW section[/Sarcasm]

Dreamer27
I'm legally blind so I couldn't see the mods telling me TO SHRINK MY SIG'S FILE SIZE TO UNDER 30KB.
posted on 04-01-2002 @ 3:32 PM      
Hanger-On
Registered: Oct. 01
HA! HA! YOU'RE A GIRL!!!!

Suzie
I was supposed to have a status, but some FNMoron forgot what it was supposed to be.
posted on 04-01-2002 @ 3:41 PM      
Psychopath
Registered: Aug. 00
Can I tittifuck you with a strap-on?



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