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CarsonOGin Froy seems ok, Faceman is fair. But Slash is a cunt, FTL is a total soccer mom, JoeyBigArms thinks he's a fucking message board god.	posted on 04-08-2002 @ 11:28 AM
Psychopath Registered: Dec. 01	Well this may be a sucky thread, but well f u. I'm gonna tell you about it anyway. The Norton show on Friday was fucking "wicked pissa". Keith Robinson or whatever his name was, was the opener. Pretty funny guy from !Philly! Opie and Anthony were there to MC. They brought out the chick that lactates, and has been breast feeding her kids for four years. Eeek. They asked her to show her tits, and basically she didn't and just teased. Everyone booed, and then O and A brought out 5 or so, pros. Nothing like seeing hot stripper tits for free, well I did have to pay to get into the show, but I paid to see a flabby breasted short lesbian, who gladly didn't show his tits. Norton's set kicked major ass. Although all I can remember is like three jokes he told. I was laughing my fuckign ass off for an hour, and didnt' manage to retain shit. Hopefully he will do a CD or DVD of the tour. I got to see some stars up in the Balcony where I decided to sit, as the "dance floor" was covered in a bazillion chairs that looked like a fire hazzard that even Richard Pryor couldnt' escape from. I got to see Sully from Godsmack, which was pretty anti climatic, since I've seen Sully before, and well I am not the biggest Godsmack fan. But the after Norton left the stage, I noticed that there was a a new guy in the Sully from Godsmack area. And Low and Behold, there was Opie. So me being the O and A jackass I am I wanted to shake his hand. I wish I had a camera, but I digress. So I yell "Hey Op! You rule man!" And just then this light skinned girls with nice melons and two huge arm tattoos says' "Hey Opie!" So I say "self, you lost that one." Heh, I mean really would you rather talk to a chick with big tattos and tits, or some jack tool in a fox racing sweatshirt? I know who I would have talked to. None the less, I waited and did get to shake Op's hand. Which I found to be quite an honor knowing his Germaphobia. =) So basically if you want to see a great god damn show, get in on this tour. I'd even go again just to try to retain the jokes. Norton even fucked up a joke in the middle of his act and we got to hear a nice "Ugghh!, I stink!" Great show, badly written review. Copyright Â© 2001 by [noisy]. All rights reserved. Sale of these posts are strictly prohibited. email noisy This message was edited by CarsonOGin on 4-8-02 @ 4:29 PM

Buttmunch USA Autoban Head Slap... Swim Move...	posted on 04-08-2002 @ 11:44 AM
O&A Board Veteran Registered: Oct. 00	I can't wait to see the show in NY. BTW, the chick that lactates is Trickseeee. What a god-aweful pain-in-the-ass. Donâ€™t get me wrong, I am not fighting to uphold the restraints that give protection to rights fully accrued upon facts so nearly permanent as to be substantially impervious to change, rather I am for the supervision of changing conduct or conditions and are thus provisional or tentative. TMS

Joey BigArms I Need An Old Priest And A Young Priest	posted on 04-08-2002 @ 11:49 AM
O&A Board Regular Registered: Oct. 00	quote: I can't wait to see the show in NY. Me being the jackass I am, I never got tickets and I am still kicking myself in the ass. opieanthony.com; Like a retarded yoyo, you will keep coming back. *"It was the best of times, it was the worst of times" Charles Dickens* Over The Limit

CarsonOGin Froy seems ok, Faceman is fair. But Slash is a cunt, FTL is a total soccer mom, JoeyBigArms thinks he's a fucking message board god.	posted on 04-08-2002 @ 11:58 AM
Psychopath Registered: Dec. 01	quote: BTW, the chick that lactates is Trickseeee. That actually explains quite a bit. Copyright Â© 2001 by [noisy]. All rights reserved. Sale of these posts are strictly prohibited. email noisy

SLASH Pompous, Arrogant, Enigmatic, Bitter, Quirky, Misanthrope with a Weird Sense of Humor and an Iron Clad Memory while flooding the board with my Stream of Consciousness UFC STRIKE 3 (I'm a dick and I like to ruin people's plans)	posted on 04-08-2002 @ 12:46 PM
O&A Board Regular Registered: Aug. 00	quote: Me being the jackass I am, I never got tickets and I am still kicking myself in the ass. I have an extra ticket, Joey. If you still want to go let me know. AIM: SmarterChild Write To Me Here I think it all started with the Declaration of Independence -- the idea that we had the inalienable rights of life, liberty, and the pursuit of happiness. That pursuit is what took America from the revolution to the computer age in 200 years. But the progress has come at a price. The obvious being the people that were exploited to make it possible; the not so obvious being us, the first group of people that were given no obvious frontiers to conquer. We hear stories that about the good old days that don't seem to apply anymore. It's a generation gap that leaves us without role models. But the bright side is that without role models, there are no roles. Maybe that's what the 60s were all about -- getting rid of the roles. But what do we replace them with? Without any guidance, what do we replace them with? Without any guidance, the choices become overwhelming. Sometimes it just makes everything feel hopeless. So we destroy our bodies in the search of an ideal. Try to salvage relationships that don't work. We feel we must do something, instead of doing something that we feel. It is the prison of self-imposed momentum, and the sad part is that we get used to it. It reminds me of a song I heard the other day. It's called "The Going Nowhere Fast." But the people I have met here have shown me another side of Nowhere. They've pointed out the beautiful irony that stagnation makes it easy to stop and smell the roses, if we just let it. What would we be if we had nothing to rebel against? Well we could finally be ourselves, the first group of people who stopped looking for the answers long enough to appreciate the questions. And all we have to do is to make our own Declaration of Independence. We can embrace the right to life and liberty by simply realizing that happiness exists -- not to pursue, but to accept. After that the only challenge would be to make sure with the rest of our lives that we weren't just another fad. I don't know, it's an idea. What do you think?

Joey BigArms I Need An Old Priest And A Young Priest	posted on 04-08-2002 @ 12:50 PM
O&A Board Regular Registered: Oct. 00	quote: I have an extra ticket, Joey. If you still want to go let me know. Thank Slash, will get in touch with you later tonight. opieanthony.com; Like a retarded yoyo, you will keep coming back. *"It was the best of times, it was the worst of times" Charles Dickens* Over The Limit

Buttmunch USA Autoban Head Slap... Swim Move...	posted on 04-08-2002 @ 1:05 PM
O&A Board Veteran Registered: Oct. 00	quote: I have an extra ticket, Joey. If you still want to go let me know. Yeah Slash, I hear Joey needs a roommate too. Donâ€™t get me wrong, I am not fighting to uphold the restraints that give protection to rights fully accrued upon facts so nearly permanent as to be substantially impervious to change, rather I am for the supervision of changing conduct or conditions and are thus provisional or tentative. TMS

katylina KIDNAPPER Spill 'em if you got 'em JBA Thinks I Am A Goddess!	posted on 04-08-2002 @ 1:22 PM
O&A Board Regular Registered: Feb. 02	I'll be at the NY show too. Where are you sitting? Visit this Website

MikieJ34 I really wish I could think of enough bad or annoying things to say so that I could make MikieJ34's Status longer than his posts, but I'm at a loss. Do any of you have any suggestions?? C'mon.. I could use the help.. I mean.. it's obvious this guy wants a long status the way he's complaining about long status's. Give a mod a hand here people!!	posted on 04-08-2002 @ 4:40 PM
Hanger-On Registered: May. 01	You guys will not be dissapointed. Norton kicks ass on stage. He gives you the best one liners to use. At least at the NY show you might not have to see that god awful Trixsee!!! MSN:MikieJ34 AIM:MikieJ341

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