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whackjob
posted on 03-14-2001 @ 7:10 PM      
Hanger-On
Registered: Mar. 01
I can't believe how bad this guy was and what a 'free pass' O&A gave this guy. Rich Vos usually kills...what is he doing hangin' with this hack ??

Jesus, If I heard another 'Turkey Spam' gag, I don't know if I woulda made it....I'm guessing Dave does a great stand-up set which includes alot of jokes with the following set-up line: "Well white folks be like......"

I think this ass went to the Chuck Nice School of Incredibly Average Humor.

F Dave From Real World Los Angeles, he may not be Enemy of the Show, but he is Enemy of the Wackjob.

Peace from the East,
WJ

Calm Your Nut
posted on 03-14-2001 @ 7:11 PM      
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Registered: Nov. 00
That guy wasnt that mad he made me laugh.



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posted on 03-14-2001 @ 7:12 PM      
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Registered: Oct. 00
I guess Puck wasn't available.


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knock411
posted on 03-14-2001 @ 7:22 PM      
Psychopath
Registered: Oct. 00
Actually he's kinda funny. he played a chubby chaser in house party 3. His name was Stinky.

whackjob
posted on 03-14-2001 @ 7:25 PM      
Hanger-On
Registered: Mar. 01
Well, Knock, the mere fact that you even know of, and apparently saw House Party 3 alarms me....

Hey Eraserhead

WJ



Froy
King Shit
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posted on 03-14-2001 @ 8:41 PM      
O&A Board Veteran
Registered: Feb. 01
I have to agree, I wondered myself why he was there, he simply wasn't funny.


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knock411
posted on 03-14-2001 @ 8:45 PM      
Psychopath
Registered: Oct. 00
I have all 3 house party movies. They were preety funny when they first came out. Bernie mac is just too god damn funny.

I agree he wasnt outrageously funny on todays show but he did make me laugh in that movie.

Kid Afrika
posted on 03-14-2001 @ 8:55 PM      
Hanger-On
Registered: Jan. 70
Not that I like him or anything, but you've got to give the guy credit for stretching his 15 minutes. I mean how long ago was that real world shit? But then again, what the hell do I know?



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WhackBagKid
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posted on 03-14-2001 @ 9:14 PM      
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Registered: Sep. 00
wasnt he in half baked also? he was at the Addiction Meeting scene,, BOO THIS MAN


MUCH MORE GOODER
HardCoreDave (TvvisTofFaTe)
posted on 03-14-2001 @ 9:49 PM      
Psychopath
Registered: Jan. 01
waaaaiiiitttt....hold the phone....TEEN anal bleeding!!!
whos wit me now



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rizzo
posted on 03-14-2001 @ 9:51 PM      
Hanger-On
Registered: Oct. 00
This guy may have been funny in a movie, but he had a script.

Christ, the taxi driver was funnier and all Dave could do was challenge him to fight.

His 15 minutes are almost up.

14:55, 14:56....

GFY
American Fing Psycho
posted on 03-14-2001 @ 9:57 PM      
Psychopath
Registered: Jan. 01
Definitly not impressed by Dave from the real world. He could have totaly killed and got a lot of respest but after what he has shown he is just a loser. I was waiting for the drunk irish guy to call up. Now he is funny.




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posted on 03-14-2001 @ 10:01 PM      
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Registered: Feb. 01
I dont think I even remotely laughed or smirked at one thing he said. Vos was funny as hell, but Dave just wasn't humorous in the very least.


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Vos2803
BUTTERCUP
It may be an old Mercedes, but it's still a fucking Mercedes!
Its different then Love Line because its on VH1.
posted on 03-15-2001 @ 4:19 AM      
Psychopath
Registered: Jan. 01
heres the deal im going to stick up for him because he is a funny comic in clubs.He just didn't know the vibe of the show,he's never been in there befor and hes never heard them on the air he lives in la, but enough about him i was fuckin funny and thats the main thing i care about. and fuck that cab driver

Vos2803
BUTTERCUP
It may be an old Mercedes, but it's still a fucking Mercedes!
Its different then Love Line because its on VH1.
posted on 03-15-2001 @ 4:19 AM      
Psychopath
Registered: Jan. 01







This message was edited by Vos2803 on 3-15-01 @ 4:53 AM
whackjob
posted on 03-15-2001 @ 7:55 AM      
Hanger-On
Registered: Mar. 01
Hey Vos,

Maybe you should take this guy under your wing and advise him that more than two 'Turkey Spam' cracks may not go over well.

Keep up the good work Rich, just don't have this guy tag along again until he gets some seasoning in the minor leagues (like maybe the SportsGuys Show). When he surpasses the 'Moderately Funny' level of guys like Chuck Nice, we'll give him a shot at the 'bigs' again.

I guess we're just spoiled, and always expect the best on O&A.

-WJ

King f-tard
posted on 03-15-2001 @ 7:58 AM      
O&A Board Regular
Registered: Feb. 01
Yeah, theres something about 20 turkey spam jokes in a 10 minute period that bothers me. Send the brother home.




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Vos2803
BUTTERCUP
It may be an old Mercedes, but it's still a fucking Mercedes!
Its different then Love Line because its on VH1.
posted on 03-15-2001 @ 12:17 PM      
Psychopath
Registered: Jan. 01
every comic and their mother ask me to bring them up to the show, the one time i do i have to hear turkey spam all day.and not only that most of the time theirs hot chicks in their showing their stuff, and i have to see pattys ass, you dont think that will leave a scar in my mind.will i learned a valuble lesson if ever someone comes to the show with me it has to be a girl that is so hot it doesn't matter what she says vos









imapervert
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posted on 03-15-2001 @ 9:14 PM      
O&A Board Regular
Registered: Jan. 01
I think Dave's 15 minutes were up years ago. He was much funnier when he was trying to rape that baby killer Tammi on the Real World.


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