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Flock of Moosen
OA.com's Bodyguard
Anger problem?
What anger problem?
I hate the fucking mud!
USA
posted on 04-14-2002 @ 11:11 PM      
O&A Board Regular
Registered: Jan. 01
Sixteen comedians ... Sixteen completely different styles of comedy ... One goal, the title of Ultimate Comedian.

Four weeks and 373 votes ago these 16 started out on a quest to be called the best comedian of the O&A show and now after the dust has settled, only one remains.

In my opinion all of them are very deserving of this title, but unfortunately only one could be crowned as champion.

Okay, without further ado, I present to you the Opie & Anthony Ultimate Comedian Champion.





Congratulations to Jim Breuer and thank you to all of you who participated in this tournament. I hope you had as much fun voting as I did running it.


Don't make me angry.
You wouldn't like me when I'm angry.

Froy
King Shit
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posted on 04-14-2002 @ 11:26 PM      
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Registered: Feb. 01
And here I thought Vos would make a late inning rally...

Well, congratulations also to: Slackjaw & Canweseeyourstuff who had drawn Breuer. If the two of you will email me with your addresses I'll send out the DVD to each of you, and reply here to gain a custom status.


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I believe in the hope and I pray...
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HyBriD
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I had my cool status for about 10 min. then it was gone. GONE!
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My spoon is TOO BIG. (finally)
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Hanger-on to the JYDs for LIFE
I INVENTED ORANGE MOTHERFUCKER
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posted on 04-14-2002 @ 11:33 PM      
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Registered: Sep. 01
yes! i won! i would like my status to be...BANANA. thanks.

;)

Colonel Will Bill
O&A's only Dallas listener
posted on 04-14-2002 @ 11:33 PM      
Psychopath
Registered: Jan. 01
thanks for all the work flock, it was an awesome tourny to say the least with a few unexpected twists throughout.


Call me Captain Dildo
Subzero316
TERRORIST
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Subama Bin Zero
(© AntsInMyPants - 2002)
Seriously need to rethink my concept of "funny"
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posted on 04-14-2002 @ 11:38 PM      
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Registered: Oct. 00
Congrats Breuer :)


Master of the Cold....
FN Moron
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I Mod VG's ass!
posted on 04-14-2002 @ 11:44 PM      
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Registered: Oct. 00
oh shit... Lynch is gonna be pissed... you better watch it Flock... he's gonna be looking for ya...





Flock of Moosen
OA.com's Bodyguard
Anger problem?
What anger problem?
I hate the fucking mud!
USA
posted on 04-14-2002 @ 11:56 PM      
O&A Board Regular
Registered: Jan. 01
quote:

oh shit... Lynch is gonna be pissed... you better watch it Flock... he's gonna be looking for ya...

That's okay, I got my new buddy Vos to protect me. He'll take care of things if Lynch gets out of hand. :-D


Don't make me angry.
You wouldn't like me when I'm angry.

ponderous f'in ponderous
posted on 04-15-2002 @ 12:03 AM      
Hanger-On
Registered: Oct. 00
Interestingly enough, if you go to a website called concertideas.com, Breuer is $20,000 for an appearance, while Lynch is just $3,000. Pretty good price for the runner-up. I'm gonna go find another useless fact with my wasted life now.
rageparty
123...Not so bare anymore since I got a number underneath my name again
I also have an imaginary girlfriend.
posted on 04-15-2002 @ 12:17 AM      
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Registered: Aug. 01
Breuer is da'man. Yay for the Breuer




2002 Crack Committee Objectives:


1. 94 Wins and NL East Title by the Mets this year


2. Hate the Braves with a passion


3. All 5 Starters have winning records this year


4. Mets win World Series!!!

goatweed
I've Got A Vagina With Teeth.
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Dragoon Battalion
My friends call me Weed
posted on 04-15-2002 @ 1:44 AM      
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Registered: Jan. 01
This was a cool contest. I'd like to thank Froy and Flock and everyone else involved in "making it happen". Obviously I didn't win, but when you draw Vos, there really isn't much you can do about it.

Again, kudos to all involved - let's do it again sometime :-D


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Sorry, you are not an instant winner. Please try again.


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posted on 04-15-2002 @ 2:00 AM      
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Registered: Feb. 01
And here I was thinking Carlos Mencia would go all the way...

Congrats Breuer!!



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posted on 04-15-2002 @ 2:17 AM      
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Registered: Jul. 00
so close.........................yet so far.

Stephen Lynch, the Indiana of the UC tournament.

Hey, at least I didn't finish last! **cough Dinacola cough**




I think my mask of sanity              is about to slip


2002 Crack Committee Objectives:
1. 94 Wins and NL East Title by the Mets this year 2. Hate the Braves with a passion
3. All 5 Starters have winning records this year 4. Mets win World Series


HsaWaknow
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posted on 04-15-2002 @ 2:18 AM      
Psychopath
Registered: Oct. 01
Nice, big ups to Strong Island, we never lose. actually where's Lynch from, if he's from LI then my previous statement will have sounded just plain silly



I did a gweat whaaaat?
slackjaw
The Cunt-Twat is my WORLD!
The Great Pumpkin
posted on 04-15-2002 @ 6:33 AM      
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Registered: Oct. 00
Woo hoo! But I'd like to know the final tally on votes... the last round seemed pretty close as the voting was going on. I would ask for a custom status, but Flock worked so hard being Tequila's puppet to give me this one....lol. Didn't think I knew that did ya big guy? Wait til I tell Mrs. Moosen... you're gonna get it! :)

Oh, and Hybrid.... cute.... real cute.



I LOVE the Punkdiggity! She is the shiznit demmit!
AIM


HyBriD
I AM THE KILLER
FN Moron is an indian giver!!
I had my cool status for about 10 min. then it was gone. GONE!
G.O.O.F.B.A.H.G.S.
Agent WD40 Licensed to Kill
My spoon is TOO BIG. (finally)
WORD UP KIDDIES! This is Poop Dog, the gangsta specta of defeat!
Hanger-on to the JYDs for LIFE
I INVENTED ORANGE MOTHERFUCKER
This status is sponsored by:
P®oJë©T M@¥hέm
posted on 04-15-2002 @ 6:59 AM      
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Registered: Sep. 01
i have no idea what you're talking about. :)

(btw, i had dinacola)


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This message was edited by HyBriD on 4-15-02 @ 7:00 AM
Canweseeyourstuff
posted on 04-15-2002 @ 8:08 AM      
O&A Board Regular
Registered: Oct. 00
[Sarcasm]I would like to thank god for this honor cause without him we are nothing [/Sarcasm],and of course Bruer for being so good damn funny and for the little people who voted for Bruer, and to Froy for a great draw

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posted on 04-15-2002 @ 9:29 AM      
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Registered: Aug. 01
Congrats to Jim Breuer. It was a tough to pick but, we all knew new material comic would prevail.


NONE ON US

NEVER FORGET
attila
posted on 04-15-2002 @ 11:08 AM      
Psychopath
Registered: Jan. 01
BREUER!!!!!!!!! :) :)

Yeah thanks Dick!!!!!



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posted on 04-15-2002 @ 12:01 PM      
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Registered: Aug. 00
GO BREUER, MY FAV COMEDIAN
WOOHOO!!!!!

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posted on 04-15-2002 @ 3:31 PM      
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no surprise here...yay breuer


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posted on 04-16-2002 @ 5:51 PM      
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Registered: Jan. 01
quote:

Flock worked so hard being Tequila's puppet to give me this one....lol

WTF are you talking about?

I had nothing to do with your status. Not my fault you love dana dillion more than the cunt-twat


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posted on 04-18-2002 @ 6:07 PM      
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Registered: Jan. 01
coming back up!


quote:

Not my fault you love dana dillion more than the cunt-twat


hey watch it you dumb spic!

quote:

Hey, at least I didn't finish last! **cough Dinacola cough**

hey that's mean, br nice. i love denicola!!!



:) WHO SAID I DON'T LOVE THE SLACKJAW?!? :)

LETS GO METS, 2002!!
SmOkInWeEd
posted on 04-18-2002 @ 6:15 PM      
Hanger-On
Registered: Mar. 02
Hey Goat boy he he he,Congrats on being the top funny man, now spark it up Deek!!
Hey lynch sometimes being #2 is not so bad, next time Confess your sins 2 me ;)




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