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Posted ByDiscussion Topic: Favorite Norton Quotes?
JerseyTeabagger
posted on 04-26-2002 @ 11:59 PM      
Hanger-On
Registered: Dec. 00
for when he's bombing in front of a crowd that's not ready for him, "what the fuck is that? you're looking at me like I just beat kid porn charges on a technicality."



By the way, O and A NEED the soundbite of Nancy Kerrigan saying "Whyyyy?" when she got her knee beaten.

It is exactly the way they say it.

Just so hear Norton's reaction.

This message was edited by JerseyTeabagger on 4-27-02 @ 4:29 AM
Lord DarkStar
Some jackoff.
posted on 04-27-2002 @ 2:18 AM      
Hanger-On
Registered: Apr. 02
" I got rid of my aids, I took Tylenol"
"Two men spit in their hands, help each other out, then laugh about it later. Just to be silly."

Its not gay if you don't make eye contact.
MikieJ34
I really wish I could think of enough bad or annoying things to say so that I could make MikieJ34's Status longer than his posts, but I'm at a loss. Do any of you have any suggestions?? C'mon.. I could use the help.. I mean.. it's obvious this guy wants a long status the way he's complaining about long status's. Give a mod a hand here people!!
posted on 04-27-2002 @ 9:31 PM      
Hanger-On
Registered: May. 01
From his Boston Show "I don't wear rubbers cause you can't catch it twice" and "I am so ugly if I got a girl pregnant she would throw herself down a flight of stairs"

MSN:MikieJ34
AIM:MikieJ341
witty
posted on 04-28-2002 @ 1:01 AM      
Hanger-On
Registered: Apr. 02
quote:

By the way, O and A NEED the soundbite of Nancy Kerrigan saying "Whyyyy?" when she got her knee beaten


That's a good observation; that clip can definitely come in handy for O&A; and Norton will definitely get some pleasure from it as well.



F the S out of her A
posted on 04-28-2002 @ 1:09 AM      
Psychopath
Registered: Jun. 01
Any reference to tussling hair.

His best line: probably coming this week, then another a week later. He just gets funnier.

A little strange in that bisex zone, though. :rolleyes:

Corn- the tracer-bullets of the digestive system
Harry Ballzanya
posted on 04-28-2002 @ 2:14 AM      
Psychopath
Registered: May. 01
talking about some ugly woman "looks like someone lit her face on fire and put it out with an axe"


What's The Deal With Airplane Peanuts?

TylerDurden
posted on 04-28-2002 @ 4:05 PM      
Psychopath
Registered: Sep. 00
"Griffins stink"

"Awfully large back for a gal, heh heh..."


Help me Jeebus!


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