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JayMohrMassage
posted on 04-26-2002 @ 4:56 PM      
Hanger-On
Registered: Apr. 02
Let's do the math: A 14 y/o girl says a 97 y/o man raped her. Not for nothing, but don't you think the girl would be a [Sarcasm] little[/Sarcasm] stronger than the grandfather. And what exactly are O&A gonna do about this? Get her to a shrink, immediately.

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BallsackTeabagger
posted on 04-26-2002 @ 5:00 PM      
Hanger-On
Registered: Jul. 01

quote:
14 y/o girl says a 97 y/o man raped her.


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ThoseDamnDudleyBoyz
posted on 04-26-2002 @ 5:00 PM      
Psychopath
Registered: Sep. 00
Maybe it was Jim Norton performing "crinkle, crinkle" with her

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RonRon5477
posted on 04-26-2002 @ 5:00 PM      
Psychopath
Registered: Apr. 01
Yeah, I dunno about this.. She is laughing and she asked for WOW stickers in the middle of the conversation! Something ain't right..


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Norton's Victim
posted on 04-26-2002 @ 5:00 PM      
Psychopath
Registered: Jan. 02
Someone should rape a personality into this girl.



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BallsackTeabagger
posted on 04-26-2002 @ 5:03 PM      
Hanger-On
Registered: Jul. 01

Maybe she blinked twice for yes?

I swear it was this big
Tussle King		posted on 04-26-2002 @ 5:04 PM      
Psychopath
Registered: Mar. 01
I wonder if the guy tussled her hair.

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JerseyTeabagger
posted on 04-26-2002 @ 5:25 PM      
Hanger-On
Registered: Dec. 00
Give her Norton's cell phone number as "the rape hotline"
IkeaBoy
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I will die a traitor's death		posted on 04-26-2002 @ 6:49 PM      
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Registered: Sep. 00
When grandpa was in his prime he could rape 14 virgins in two hours



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FirstTime LongTime
posted on 04-27-2002 @ 8:08 AM      
Psychopath
Registered: Jan. 02
Oh yeah?? Well, my granpa can rape your granpa!!!!!

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I think Yoda is sexy.		posted on 04-28-2002 @ 3:56 AM      
Psychopath
Registered: Sep. 01
quote:
This girl is full of shit
Maybe that's why the old guy raped her. He wanted to remember what it was like to have firm stool.



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This message was edited by Kramden's Delicious Marshall on 4-28-02 @ 4:04 AM
Subzero316
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Seriously need to rethink my concept of "funny"
Alkey is my bitch! I'm havening a hard time fittening in.
It's official, I am seriously a complete and utter ass-tool, please anally rape me with a rusty 5 iron wraped in barbed wire.
I am the new Balloon Not. Be careful around me ladies, I don't use common sense.		posted on 04-29-2002 @ 2:09 AM      
O&A Board Regular
Registered: Oct. 00
quote:
I wonder if the guy tussled her hair.

You cant rape a 14 year old untill you tussle her hair. (elbow elbow)


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