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f-boston
posted on 04-26-2002 @ 5:37 PM      
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Registered: Oct. 01
Holy shit..

FUCK Boston, and Anti-American hippies
av8er
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posted on 04-26-2002 @ 5:43 PM      
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In my opinion, Dice Died a long time ago. He has nothing left.




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posted on 04-26-2002 @ 5:44 PM      
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DannyNoonan
posted on 04-26-2002 @ 5:52 PM      
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Registered: Apr. 01
quote:

In my opinion, Dice Died a long time ago. He has nothing left.

I dunno...I swear I heard Dice call Mayor
Bloomberg "Lieutenant Bloomberg" in that mess. :)

AlterEgoManiac
posted on 04-26-2002 @ 6:08 PM      
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Registered: Mar. 02
How the Hell did they come up with this Quantam Leap reference? Funny shit.

Use all your well-learned politesse, or I'll lay your soul to waste.


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posted on 04-26-2002 @ 6:44 PM      
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Registered: Sep. 00
Dice was the guy in the scarf and the hat in that picture when the WTC Tower was hit.

And apaprently he now travels to more places than the COlluseum.




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This message was edited by IkeaBoy on 4-26-02 @ 6:45 PM
czo
posted on 04-26-2002 @ 6:53 PM      
Hanger-On
Registered: Jan. 02
Are Dice's shows funny anymore? Living in Sacramento I don't exactly have many opportunities to see him live but I'm a big fan of his older work. It seems like he's just a big joke now. I'm really honestly asking if anybody has seen a recent show, and are they funny at all?

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CrinkleCrinkleVictim
posted on 04-26-2002 @ 7:14 PM      
Psychopath
Registered: Dec. 01
I remember the first time I realized Dice was trully insane was when I saw him on Politcally Incorrect one night. Up until that point I thought that his stuff on O&A was a gag, and he was purposely sounding like a retard.

I recall that on Politcally Incorrect that dick Mahr (sp?) was talking about some kind of topic, and Dice just started babbling about how he doesn't beat his kids when they don't clean up their rooms. After Dice said that everyone just stopped talking and stared at him. Mahr then made some stupid comment about Dice and they moved on. Maybe someone else remembers the show, seeing as how I can't remember much other than that.



This message was edited by CrinkleCrinkleVictim on 4-26-02 @ 7:20 PM
IkeaBoy
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posted on 04-26-2002 @ 7:20 PM      
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Registered: Sep. 00
Wasn't that one of the year ending, gift basket episodes crinkle? I remember that. And I'm not as anti-Maher as many people are.




"It appears my wee wee has been strucken with rigor mortis."
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attila
posted on 04-26-2002 @ 7:21 PM      
Psychopath
Registered: Jan. 01
You know his "entourage" and that "living legend" bullshit is getting on my motherfucken nerves. I can't stand Dice anymore. I think he's as dead as Otto&George.

Yeah thanks Dick!!!!!



Sweet Merciful Crap!


:mad:

This message was edited by attila on 4-26-02 @ 7:24 PM
CrinkleCrinkleVictim
posted on 04-26-2002 @ 8:32 PM      
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Registered: Dec. 01
Yeah actually I'm pretty sure it was one of those Ikea.

The one thing that I can clearly remember about it is that every time the camera turned to Dice, he was shoving another cigarette in his mouth.

I'm also pretty sure that he made one comment during that entire friggin show.

Fast Freddy
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posted on 04-26-2002 @ 9:35 PM      
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Registered: Mar. 02
F ALL YOU NAY-SAYERS, DICE IS THE FUCKING MAN! THE LEGEND! KNEEL AND SHOW YOUR RESPECT TO THE MAN OF ALL MEN!

Eat that snatch faggot!
witty
posted on 04-26-2002 @ 9:41 PM      
Hanger-On
Registered: Apr. 02
quote:

and Dice just started babbling about how
he doesn't beat his kids when they don't clean up their rooms


I remember that, it may have been one of the most ridiculous things ever said on that show. I wish I got to see him on "The View" when he went on that show a few years ago; that must have been an interesting segment.



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posted on 04-26-2002 @ 11:59 PM      
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quote:

F ALL YOU NAY-ERS, DICE IS THE FUCKING MAN! THE LEGEND! KNEEL AND SHOW YOUR RESPECT TO THE MAN OF ALL MEN!

Hey its clubsoda kenny


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Bloody Anus
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posted on 04-27-2002 @ 1:48 AM      
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Registered: Jul. 00
This is what makes the show so fucking good. The whole Happy Face "living legend" intro and Dice's incoherent rambling was really annoying me and I came pretty close to turning the radio (speakers, whatever :-D ) off, and then Ant just goes off on the whole thing, and it ends up being a hysterical bit.
THAT is what good radio is all about.




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This message was edited by Bloody Anus on 4-27-02 @ 2:09 AM
Danfrommydeek
posted on 04-27-2002 @ 11:20 AM      
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Registered: Apr. 02
I dont know why all the hatred for the American legend. That was the funniest radio bits I've ever heard. AND THANK GOD they did not Titus talk too much. That guy is terrible. I hope they put "Quantum Dice" on foundry soon. Dice is not crazy its just a bit for the radio. :-D

red rocket
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posted on 04-27-2002 @ 11:50 AM      
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Registered: Aug. 01
Dice, has gone crazy. That is what makes him so funny. He is one crazy bastard. I hope they play that in the replay this weekend so I can try and get what he was saying. :confused:


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posted on 04-28-2002 @ 2:15 AM      
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Registered: Sep. 00
I have a feeling that Ozzy has more brains left than Dice.




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DevilsFan
posted on 04-28-2002 @ 11:52 AM      
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Registered: Oct. 01
quote:

Dice died a long time ago. He has nothing left.


Dice offered both old & new stuff at the Beacon theater.
His new stuff was ok, but damn he has lost his mind!
His intro act got hacked to pieces by the crowd.
Thanks for the ticket Frenchi
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posted on 04-28-2002 @ 1:16 PM      
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Registered: Nov. 00
[Dice Voice]That's right, I'm playing the Garden...the Garden of Eden! [Dice Voice]

I came back. Why? Because you're all wonderful and frankly, so am I.
ClusterF@#$
posted on 04-29-2002 @ 9:42 AM      
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Registered: Jan. 01
Speaking of ClubSoda Kenny... where the hell has he been? He was more tolerable than Happy Face. Friday's show was pure torture... first with the teen girl claiming se was raped and not even able to articulate a cohesive story (not saying I don't believe her, her story was just all over the freakin place) and then the bullshit with Dice at Ground Zero. God... that was the first time I've ever had to turn O and A off only because I couldn't take it anymore.


Rock over London. Rock on Chicago. Wheaties... breakfast of champions.

Fast Freddy
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posted on 04-29-2002 @ 9:55 AM      
Psychopath
Registered: Mar. 02
quote:

In my opinion, Dice Died a long time ago. He has nothing left.



I disagree, Dice rules!

Eat that snatch faggot!
Mayor of Sloatsburg
posted on 04-29-2002 @ 10:45 AM      
Psychopath
Registered: Oct. 00
quote:

Are Dice's shows funny anymore?
If Friday night's show at the Beacon Theatre was any indication, then in my opinion the answer is "no."

I don't know if I can blame Dice himself so much as everything going on around him, but the show as a whole sucked on ice. They kept making announcements in the lobby that the show would start promptly at 8:00; meanwhile, at 8:20 they finally cut the lights, Club Soda Kenny comes on the PA announces Dice, and two minutes later some fagatino asks everyone to "sit tight" ::wink, wink, nudge, nudge:: because they're experiencing technical difficulty. After some pleasant speaker feedback and screeching, said fagatino gets on stage to a rousing chorus of boos, pleading with people to, again, sit tight.

They finally fix the audio problems, and at 8:40 Club Soda Kenny announces Dice again, then introduces the opener, some Crash-Holly-on-crack lookalike. This guy was booed unmercifully, rightly so because the two lines he did get out were awful. The crowd starts chanting, "You suck dick," "Die, die, die," "You are gay," "We want Dice," "Let's Go Yankees," etc. He starts arguing with a guy in the fifth row, and the guy rushes the stage but is stopped by security. The guy flips off the crowd and walks off at about 9:10.

Another fifteen minutes until Dice comes on. He does a mediocre fifty-five minutes (give or take), the majority of which was shit that you either *have heard on his albums or *heard at the Garden in October 2000 (I know that is expected with Dice, though).

"I'm not a moron; I'm a comedian. There's a difference." -- Dice, 04/24/2002
disgustip8ed
posted on 04-29-2002 @ 10:54 AM      
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Registered: Mar. 01
quote:

F ALL YOU NAY-SAYERS, DICE IS THE FUCKING MAN! THE LEGEND! KNEEL AND SHOW YOUR RESPECT TO THE MAN OF ALL MEN!



You forgot to put in the "[sarcasm] . . [/sarcasm]"

Dice has lost it. Usually he is so off track and out of whack that it becomes amusing in 'laughing at retards play sports' kind of way. But god, the guy just isn't there anymore.

I use geocities and all I got was this lousy red x

If there were no rewards to reap,
No loving embrace to see me through
This tedious path I've chosen here,
I certainly would've walked away by now.
Gonna wait it out..

CrinkleCrinkleVictim
posted on 04-29-2002 @ 9:41 PM      
Psychopath
Registered: Dec. 01
If that Quantam Dice bit was any indication of what Dice's insanity is going to gain the O&A show, then I hope that Dice's brain continues to rot until it becomes a pink puddle of goo.



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