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Posted ByDiscussion Topic: So we got taken to jail for WOWing last Wedneday
Neuman
posted on 04-29-2002 @ 2:39 PM      
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Registered: Aug. 00
Anyone remember that post I made last Wednesday, announcing I was driving around a hot blonde 18 year old WOWing in Rockland County? Well we did it. And a cop stopped us, and took us to jail. That's right, no joke. First he didn't believe that the girl was 18, and I was on the only one with ID, so everyone who was in my car's parents had to come down to get them. When the cops realized she was in fact 18, they tried to get us for endangering the welfare of a minor (because there was a 15 year old in the car). They didn't get us on that either, so the girl got off with two tickets. One for "Obstructing the view of the driver" and the second for not wearing a seatbelt. And I got a ticket for allowing the passanger to obstruct my view. 100% Bullshit. Oh and to make it even better, we call up O&A as soon as it happened, and Stinky said "Sorry" and hung up. Fuckface. That's all for now.

I swear it was this big
Tussle King
posted on 04-29-2002 @ 2:42 PM      
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Registered: Mar. 01
quote:

Oh and to make it even better, we call up O&A as soon as it happened, and Stinky said "Sorry" and hung up. Fuckface.


Please call him by his proper name - Amazing Fuckface.

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Neuman
posted on 04-29-2002 @ 2:44 PM      
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Haha, sorry. I meant "Amazing Fuckface"

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posted on 04-29-2002 @ 2:49 PM      
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AWESOME NOT AMAZING. AWESOME NOT AMAZING.




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posted on 04-29-2002 @ 2:52 PM      
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Registered: Feb. 02
quote:

"Obstructing the view of the driver"
What, does she have triple E's or do you drive a Geo?



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posted on 04-29-2002 @ 3:16 PM      
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Registered: Dec. 01
Our fuckface, Is and awsome fuckface!


PeterDragon
posted on 04-29-2002 @ 3:33 PM      
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Registered: Jan. 01
quote:

we call up O&A as soon as it happened, and Stinky said "Sorry"



Be happy - you got your 15 minutes of fame by being today's opening reference.


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I swear it was this big
Tussle King
posted on 04-29-2002 @ 3:51 PM      
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Registered: Mar. 01
quote:

AWESOME NOT AMAZING. AWESOME NOT AMAZING.


My bad, my boss was talking to me through the intercom and said 'amazing' and I just put it in. I apologize, my mistake.

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posted on 04-29-2002 @ 4:22 PM      
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Registered: Jan. 01
quote:

What, does she have triple E's or do you drive a Geo?



Nice one. He could also drive a Peugot. (Did I even spell that right?)

And whoever that cop was, I hope he NEVER gets WOWed.


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posted on 04-29-2002 @ 4:29 PM      
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Neuman
posted on 04-29-2002 @ 4:59 PM      
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Registered: Aug. 00
Dammit, I fucked it up too, and I call myself a fan. AWESOME FUCKFACE.

Neuman
posted on 04-29-2002 @ 5:02 PM      
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Registered: Aug. 00
quote:

Be happy - you got your 15 minutes of fame by being today's opening reference.



What do you mean? Did I miss something?

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posted on 04-29-2002 @ 5:11 PM      
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posted on 04-29-2002 @ 11:11 PM      
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It sounds like those cops wasnt fans of O&A.


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posted on 04-29-2002 @ 11:57 PM      
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posted on 04-30-2002 @ 8:09 AM      
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Registered: Jan. 02
quote:

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What, does she have triple E's or do you drive a Geo?

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Nice one. He could also drive a Peugot. (Did I even spell that right?)




First, it's Peugeot...and secondly, if he WAS driving a Geo OR a Peugeot, he deserves to be summonsed on principal alone...

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I swear it was this big
Tussle King
posted on 04-30-2002 @ 9:03 AM      
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Registered: Mar. 01
quote:

First, it's Peugeot...and secondly, if he WAS driving a Geo OR a Peugeot, he deserves to be summonsed on principal alone...


Well, thank God it's not a Yugo...at least, I hope it's not.

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PeterDragon
posted on 04-30-2002 @ 10:33 AM      
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Registered: Jan. 01
quote:

Be happy - you got your 15 minutes of fame by being today's opening reference.

What do you mean? Did I miss something?



Well, 4/29 show opened at 3 with Frank Caliendo bit doing Seinfeld on acid, that ended with him saying "Newman", and because Anthony got the reference to Jurrasic Park (same actor as plays Newman). Then they went live and discussed WOW, and how it is WOW season.

Newman / WOW - Coincidence?? :eek:


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1. 94 Wins and NL East Title by the Mets this year
2. Hate the Braves with PASSION
3. All 5 Starters have winning records this year
4. Mets win World Series
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posted on 04-30-2002 @ 11:11 AM      
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Registered: Apr. 02
quote:

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Oh and to make it even better, we call up O&A as soon as it happened, and Stinky said "Sorry" and hung up. Fuckface.
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posted on 04-30-2002 @ 11:17 AM      
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posted on 04-30-2002 @ 5:33 PM      
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Registered: Sep. 01
Hello... Neuman. When you got off with only some tickets, did the arresting officer make a fist and mutter your name under his breath in aggravation?



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posted on 05-01-2002 @ 1:29 AM      
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That cop was an asshole for giving you those tickets. Apprently, he doesn't like the show or he doesn't listen to the show. If I had known you'd be WOWing in Rockland County, I would have driven down from Dutchess County just to be WOWed. Of course, its been a while since I was on the site. Oh well.

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posted on 05-01-2002 @ 1:41 AM      
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quote:

Well, 4/29 show opened at 3 with Frank Caliendo bit doing Seinfeld on acid, that ended with him saying "Newman", and because Anthony got the reference to Jurrasic Park (same actor as plays Newman). Then they went live and discussed WOW, and how it is WOW season.

Newman / WOW - Coincidence??




wow is right.

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