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czo	posted on 05-01-2002 @ 3:18 PM
Hanger-On Registered: Jan. 02	Are they trying to get him to not show up? I want to hear what he has to say to some of this stuff, but too much more and he's not going to show.

I swear it was this big Tussle King	posted on 05-01-2002 @ 3:22 PM
Psychopath Registered: Mar. 01	Oh, he will show up, my friend. He is getting more publicity from O&A than he has gotten in all his years of commercials. ___________________________________________________________________ I'm bigger than the Devil combined with Schindler's list.

mikeWOW I got a staple in my ass and all I got was this status	posted on 05-01-2002 @ 5:28 PM
O&A Board Regular Registered: Sep. 00	hey- maury is doing a good job- it seems like he gets the show.. great interview so far! "i hate people that dont get it!"

AlterEgoManiac	posted on 05-01-2002 @ 5:32 PM
Psychopath Registered: Mar. 02	This is great. He's a real trooper. I hope he doesn't blow his top afterwards. Use all your well-learned politesse, or I'll lay your soul to waste.

BallsackTeabagger	posted on 05-01-2002 @ 5:43 PM
Hanger-On Registered: Jul. 01	Maury can take it very well. SO FAR SO GOOD. Can we say we've got a new FRIEND OF THE SHOW?

alxelgr8 Oblivious to all things...PERIOD!!!! ...including this status.	posted on 05-01-2002 @ 5:49 PM
Psychopath Registered: Jan. 02	hes doing good but he will not be back! sounds a little uncomfortable... doesn't like the strippers. *** SU CRACKHEAD*** "I HAVE A DREAM... that some day all newbies and regulars will be able to post together and not be judged by the number of their posts but by the content humor and character of thier ideas." TOOL-4-LIFE

Subzero316 TERRORIST voted most likely to get searched at the airport Subama Bin Zero (© AntsInMyPants - 2002) Seriously need to rethink my concept of "funny" Alkey is my bitch! I'm havening a hard time fittening in. It's official, I am seriously a complete and utter ass-tool, please anally rape me with a rusty 5 iron wraped in barbed wire. I am the new Balloon Not. Be careful around me ladies, I don't use common sense.	posted on 05-01-2002 @ 6:04 PM
O&A Board Regular Registered: Oct. 00	it was a funny segment,Maury got the show. quote: doesn't like the stippers im sure those stippers looked ugly,Maury only likes good looking strippers that dont talk. Master of the Cold....

Norton's Victim	posted on 05-01-2002 @ 6:28 PM
Psychopath Registered: Jan. 02	Awsome interview (if that is what you call it). Of course he got the show, he has his own. I'm sure him and his staff have the same conversations once the cameras are off. Hope he comes back. â€œThe window burns to light the way back home. A light that warms no matter where they've gone. They're off to find the hero of the day. But what if they should fall by someone's wicked way. Still the window burns. Time so slowly turns. And someone there is sighing. Keepers of the flames. Do ya feel your name? Can't you hear your babies crying? Mama they try and break me. Still they try and break me. 'Scuze me while I tend to how I feel. These things return to me that still seem real. Now deservingly this easy chair. But the rocking stopped by wheels of despair. Don't want your aid. But the first I've make. For years can't hold or feel. No, I'm not all me. So please excuse me. While I tend to how I feel. But now the dreams and waking screams. That ever last the night. So build the wall, behind the crawl. And hide until it's light. So can you hear your babies cryin' now? Still the window burns. Time so slowly turns. And someone there is sighing. Keepers of the flames. Do ya feel your name? Can't you hear your babies crying?â€ - Metallica "Let every nation know, whether it wishes us well or ill, that we shall pay any price, bear any burden, meet any hardship, support any friend, oppose any foe to assure the survival and the success of liberty." - John F. Kennedy, 1961

Living Legend WankTruster What's this? IrishAlkey's chewtoy? Thus then: Living Legend=Faggot	posted on 05-01-2002 @ 6:30 PM
Psychopath Registered: Apr. 02	Hearing Mauryturn away hot stripers is more funny to me then a 3 year old retard tripping on acid

ThoseDamnDudleyBoyz	posted on 05-01-2002 @ 6:34 PM
Psychopath Registered: Sep. 00	TDDB

umo I am a Dopie Asshole.	posted on 05-01-2002 @ 6:49 PM
Hanger-On Registered: Oct. 01	Still waiting for those two O & A to ask Maury what's stopping Connie Chung from getting pregnant. On second thought: these guys aint Howard Stern.

Austin The Dark Enforcer/Angry Stoned Pimp G.O.O.F.B.A.H.G.S. New World Order Secret Police Chief Proud Inventor of the "Cream Cheese, Peanut Butter and Jelly" sandwich	posted on 05-01-2002 @ 6:55 PM
O&A Board Regular Registered: Feb. 01	Excellent job TDDB. Maury was surprisingly comfortable and fun on the show, not a bad guest at all. Have a Question? Or Just wondering why I'm so angry? AIM \| E-mail Scenes are changingâ€¦ You collect the sand on our soulsâ€¦ You can make it okay... If you pave your own wayâ€¦ Bear down and reach the higher groundâ€¦ Your momentum has swayedâ€¦ From all the shit in the world todayâ€¦ Climb aboard, strap yourself inâ€¦ And wait for the ride of life to begin...

LA-TOOL	posted on 05-01-2002 @ 8:30 PM
Hanger-On Registered: May. 02	hey umo, just a thought, why would you be such a devoted listener and reader of this board, if all you have is a lame howie remark? don't they sell guns in your state, so you can paint the wall with your brain? you're sad you're a bitch, unless stated otherwise above.

CrinkleCrinkleVictim	posted on 05-01-2002 @ 8:41 PM
Psychopath Registered: Dec. 01	I don't think Umo meant it is an insult. But who the fuck knows.

Lent Black Rock Coalition Do you have a basketball in your car?	posted on 05-01-2002 @ 8:48 PM
O&A Board Regular Registered: May. 00	great interview. if i were him i'd trade strippers for connie chung any day. Email - AIM:lentnycGO TO LENTSITE.COM MOTHERBITCHES!!!

Living Legend WankTruster What's this? IrishAlkey's chewtoy? Thus then: Living Legend=Faggot	posted on 05-01-2002 @ 9:18 PM
Psychopath Registered: Apr. 02	Line Of The Day -- Ant - So you worrie about these kids getting hurt? Maury - No I worrie about getting sued PRICELESS

IkeaBoy P.L.F. Portugese Liberation Front- Liberating Status' everywhere from the Tyranny of Portugal I will die a traitor's death	posted on 05-01-2002 @ 9:22 PM
O&A Board Veteran Registered: Sep. 00	I agree. Maury surprisingly was great on the show. "It appears my wee wee has been strucken with rigor mortis." Wrdnesday May 1- CBS: 60 Minutes 2, Amazing Race 2, 48 Hours...NBC: Ed, West Wing, Law Order...FOX: Malcolm, Grounded, Bernie, Bernie (R) (NO GREG! NO 80s!!!!!)...ABC: Wife, Jim, Carey, Carey (R) (NO JOB!!!!)...UPN: Enterprise, Wolf Lake...WB: Dawson's Creek, Felicity...TBS: 9- Mortal Kombat...

Subzero316 TERRORIST voted most likely to get searched at the airport Subama Bin Zero (© AntsInMyPants - 2002) Seriously need to rethink my concept of "funny" Alkey is my bitch! I'm havening a hard time fittening in. It's official, I am seriously a complete and utter ass-tool, please anally rape me with a rusty 5 iron wraped in barbed wire. I am the new Balloon Not. Be careful around me ladies, I don't use common sense.	posted on 05-01-2002 @ 9:39 PM
O&A Board Regular Registered: Oct. 00	Great sig TDDB I cant wait untill Norton go's on Maury. :-p Master of the Cold....

Bloody Anus P.L.F. Portugese Liberation Front- Liberating Status' everywhere from the Tyranny of Portugal HYBRID THINKS I'M A GENIUS	posted on 05-01-2002 @ 10:20 PM
O&A Board Regular Registered: Jul. 00	I too was pleasantly surprised, Maury was quite good on the show..but I doubt he'll ever come back. I think my mask of sanityÂ Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â is about to slip 2002 Crack Committee Objectives: 1. 94 Wins and NL East Title by the Mets this year 2. Hate the Braves with a passion 3. All 5 Starters have winning records this year 4. Mets win World Series

HydratedPeach So... how did you get your spiffy new status? Age-Challenged Sexual Tension Relief Worker	posted on 05-01-2002 @ 11:26 PM
O&A Board Regular Registered: Jul. 01	quote: Still waiting for those two O & A to ask Maury what's stopping Connie Chung from getting pregnant. Shot in the dark, but maybe the fact she's almost 56 has a little something to do with that? And maybe it's just a ridiculous question to begin with. quote: these guys aint Howard Stern. Thank goodness for small favors. Daddy's Little Girl I often find my opinions stick out like an erection in a lesbian bar.

DocSeth81	posted on 05-07-2002 @ 11:15 AM
Hanger-On Registered: May. 02	actually, one of the strippers is one of my good friends, and she is one of the hottest girls you've ever seen affleck was da bomb in phantoms!

Subzero316 TERRORIST voted most likely to get searched at the airport Subama Bin Zero (© AntsInMyPants - 2002) Seriously need to rethink my concept of "funny" Alkey is my bitch! I'm havening a hard time fittening in. It's official, I am seriously a complete and utter ass-tool, please anally rape me with a rusty 5 iron wraped in barbed wire. I am the new Balloon Not. Be careful around me ladies, I don't use common sense.	posted on 05-07-2002 @ 12:33 PM
O&A Board Regular Registered: Oct. 00	quote: She is one of the hottest girls you've even seen I'm sure she is,but strippers shouldn't talk period. no matter how pretty they are they always say something stupid,[Sarcasm]but never call them "stupid whores"[/Sarcasm] :-D Master of the Cold....

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