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tjchr
posted on 05-01-2002 @ 6:30 PM      
Hanger-On
Registered: Feb. 01
Got a love it when Van Halen Comes on especially for those "markets" that dont know what that means!!

Norton should tussle Awesome Garrett's Hair for that one... AG in the house

[Frenchie]You Stupid Whores!!!![/frenchie]


ANT: "F her in the A and then wipe your D on the curtains!!!"

This message was edited by tjchr on 5-1-02 @ 6:41 PM
Norton's Victim
posted on 05-01-2002 @ 6:32 PM      
Psychopath
Registered: Jan. 02
That was great. I can't wait to actually hear what happened. I've heard of the Van Halen thing, but that was the first time I actually heard it happen. Nice. Stupid whores.



“The window burns to light the way back home. A light that warms no matter where they've gone. They're off to find the hero of the day. But what if they should fall by someone's wicked way. Still the window burns. Time so slowly turns. And someone there is sighing. Keepers of the flames. Do ya feel your name? Can't you hear your babies crying? Mama they try and break me. Still they try and break me. 'Scuze me while I tend to how I feel. These things return to me that still seem real. Now deservingly this easy chair. But the rocking stopped by wheels of despair. Don't want your aid. But the first I've make. For years can't hold or feel. No, I'm not all me. So please excuse me. While I tend to how I feel. But now the dreams and waking screams. That ever last the night. So build the wall, behind the crawl. And hide until it's light. So can you hear your babies cryin' now? Still the window burns. Time so slowly turns. And someone there is sighing. Keepers of the flames. Do ya feel your name? Can't you hear your babies crying?” - Metallica
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Living Legend
WankTruster
What's this? IrishAlkey's chewtoy? Thus then:
Living Legend=Faggot		posted on 05-01-2002 @ 6:35 PM      
Psychopath
Registered: Apr. 02
Priceless, abolutly priceless - What is the name of that song ne ways?!

Subzero316
TERRORIST
voted most likely to get searched at the airport
Subama Bin Zero
(© AntsInMyPants - 2002)
Seriously need to rethink my concept of "funny"
Alkey is my bitch! I'm havening a hard time fittening in.
It's official, I am seriously a complete and utter ass-tool, please anally rape me with a rusty 5 iron wraped in barbed wire.
I am the new Balloon Not. Be careful around me ladies, I don't use common sense.		posted on 05-01-2002 @ 6:38 PM      
O&A Board Regular
Registered: Oct. 00
[Quote]What is the name of that song ne ways?![/Quote]
You ain't talking about love.

[AwesomeGarrett]You stupid whores[/AwesomeGarrett]


Master of the Cold....
MadMickwop
posted on 05-01-2002 @ 6:39 PM      
Psychopath
Registered: Apr. 02
Awesome Garret is the most awesome. He battled coke whores and took a beer shower for his troubles.

What a tropper! I hope lil'Jimmy gives him a tug-n-hug after the show.

MegadethStillRules
posted on 05-01-2002 @ 6:42 PM      
Hanger-On
Registered: Apr. 02
I love it
That was funny as hell
I can't wait to hear the uncensored version

Living Legend
WankTruster
What's this? IrishAlkey's chewtoy? Thus then:
Living Legend=Faggot		posted on 05-01-2002 @ 6:47 PM      
Psychopath
Registered: Apr. 02
Awesome Garett - More gooder than Earl

Living Legend
WankTruster
What's this? IrishAlkey's chewtoy? Thus then:
Living Legend=Faggot		posted on 05-01-2002 @ 6:47 PM      
Psychopath
Registered: Apr. 02
Awesome Garett - More gooder than Earl

Living Legend
WankTruster
What's this? IrishAlkey's chewtoy? Thus then:
Living Legend=Faggot		posted on 05-01-2002 @ 6:47 PM      
Psychopath
Registered: Apr. 02
Awesome Garett - More gooder than Earl

Living Legend
WankTruster
What's this? IrishAlkey's chewtoy? Thus then:
Living Legend=Faggot		posted on 05-01-2002 @ 6:50 PM      
Psychopath
Registered: Apr. 02
I apologize for my AWFUL computer, didn't mean to say it more than once.

diadelsuerte
G.O.O.F.B.A.H.G.S.
Philly Bluntside Brigade
Formerly diadelsuerte.		posted on 05-01-2002 @ 7:30 PM      
Psychopath
Registered: Mar. 02
wow... quadrouple post... dont believe i've ever seen that...



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katylina
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Spill 'em if you got 'em
JBA Thinks I Am A Goddess! 		posted on 05-01-2002 @ 7:36 PM      
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maybe I should try that so I can reach 1000


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katylina
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Spill 'em if you got 'em
JBA Thinks I Am A Goddess! 		posted on 05-01-2002 @ 7:36 PM      
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maybe I should try that so I can reach 1000


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Living Legend
WankTruster
What's this? IrishAlkey's chewtoy? Thus then:
Living Legend=Faggot		posted on 05-01-2002 @ 9:02 PM      
Psychopath
Registered: Apr. 02
Don't rip on me for that - maybe u can rip on me because of my pet aranathang

Drusilla
fag-hag
JYD-4-LIFE Hey, smell my head!		posted on 05-01-2002 @ 9:15 PM      
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Registered: Aug. 01
settle down ll, settle down



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we'll always have ben orr


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Subzero316
TERRORIST
voted most likely to get searched at the airport
Subama Bin Zero
(© AntsInMyPants - 2002)
Seriously need to rethink my concept of "funny"
Alkey is my bitch! I'm havening a hard time fittening in.
It's official, I am seriously a complete and utter ass-tool, please anally rape me with a rusty 5 iron wraped in barbed wire.
I am the new Balloon Not. Be careful around me ladies, I don't use common sense.		posted on 05-01-2002 @ 9:32 PM      
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Registered: Oct. 00
Geting a lap dance from a stripper $20.

Telling a room full of strippers that "you are all whores" Priceless


Master of the Cold....
PeterDragon
posted on 05-01-2002 @ 10:06 PM      
O&A Board Regular
Registered: Jan. 01
I wonder if anyone has a copy of the ORIGINAL stupid strippers bit. They "secretly" listened in on strippers when they were in the green room, and they were so foul & stupid ! They've played the edited bit, but I'd have loved it if they put the un-edited bit on foundry.


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1. 94 Wins and NL East Title by the Mets this year
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bonfire
posted on 05-02-2002 @ 12:45 PM      
Hanger-On
Registered: Mar. 02
I couldve sworn that during that whole melee, I "fuck" slipped by the dump guy spoken by one of the strippers. It was about 5 seconds before Van Halen. [EDIT] OOOps i didnt see the other post about this [/EDIT]

And why Van halen anyway?

"...the only reason some people are still alive is because it's illegal to kill them..."

This message was edited by bonfire on 5-2-02 @ 12:50 PM
DoughBoy
posted on 05-02-2002 @ 2:30 PM      
O&A Board Regular
Registered: Oct. 00
Yeah, I called up to play what did I learn at like 6:25. This was just at the start of Garret's berating. I was calling to say that Aweseome Garret truly was awesome. I got to hear the whole thing. Fucking priceless!

The moral of this post is: FUCK YOU!



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