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Ferret
posted on 06-04-2002 @ 3:05 PM      
Psychopath
Registered: Oct. 00
Holy shit, a friend of mine showed me this personal ad so we can laugh at the train wreck. Turns out she looks exactly like Stalker Patty.



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Thanks to Brokenjaw for the sigpic

Drusilla
fag-hag
JYD-4-LIFE
Hey, smell my head!
posted on 06-04-2002 @ 3:18 PM      
O&A Board Regular
Registered: Aug. 01
yikes



}>i<{ i love the ants, the alkey, & the silera }>i<{


we'll always have ben orr


JYD 4 LIFE!!! Who's ready to rumble?
Lord Slug
posted on 06-04-2002 @ 3:28 PM      
Psychopath
Registered: May. 02
*screaming* "AAHH" - Homer Simpson
Tussle King
I swear it was this big
posted on 06-04-2002 @ 4:33 PM      
Psychopath
Registered: May. 02
[Homer]Sweet Merciful Crap!![/Homer]

AlterEgoManiac
posted on 06-04-2002 @ 5:19 PM      
Psychopath
Registered: Mar. 02
God damn, that was awful.

Use all your well-learned politesse, or I'll lay your soul to waste.

All right, children. Let's all point and laugh.


Subzero316
TERRORIST
voted most likely to get searched at the airport
Subama Bin Zero
(© AntsInMyPants - 2002)
Seriously need to rethink my concept of "funny"
Alkey is my bitch! I'm havening a hard time fittening in.
It's official, I am seriously a complete and utter ass-tool, please anally rape me with a rusty 5 iron wraped in barbed wire.
I am the new Balloon Not. Be careful around me ladies, I don't use common sense.
posted on 06-04-2002 @ 7:02 PM      
O&A Board Regular
Registered: Oct. 00
I didn't know patty has a sister.


Master of the Cold....
katylina
KIDNAPPER
Spill 'em if you got 'em
JBA Thinks I Am A Goddess!
posted on 06-04-2002 @ 7:25 PM      
O&A Board Regular
Registered: Feb. 02
that's so weird!


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Ferret
posted on 06-05-2002 @ 10:37 AM      
Psychopath
Registered: Oct. 00
Did I just make history with the first ever post to move from off-topic to GD?

Maybe we can hook this chick up with Uni so he can finally get some.




Thanks to Brokenjaw for the sigpic

njstrawberry
posted on 06-05-2002 @ 11:45 AM      
O&A Board Regular
Registered: Feb. 01
quote:

In your family, who are you known as? The Dinner Baby


Yep, it's possible. ;)



People like you have made me jaded.
DrSniffen
posted on 06-05-2002 @ 12:16 PM      
Hanger-On
Registered: May. 02
body type: segemented

smoking: Only when a magnifying glass is placed over me.

Employment: Drone

Interests: Collecting leaves, carrying objects five times my body weight, serving the queen.



Reservation at Dorcia
posted on 06-05-2002 @ 12:48 PM      
Hanger-On
Registered: May. 02
Why would that women go thought the embarrassment of putting her picture on the Internet?

You are a Kid Toucher!
Daniel from Alabama
posted on 06-05-2002 @ 2:42 PM      
Hanger-On
Registered: Apr. 01
That ad is especially hilarious if you read it using Ant's version of Stalker Patty's voice.

Syndrummer
LOOK!! All my "N"s are capitalized!!!
posted on 06-05-2002 @ 2:49 PM      
Psychopath
Registered: Mar. 02
OUCH!!!

CrinkleCrinkleVictim
posted on 06-05-2002 @ 9:17 PM      
Psychopath
Registered: Dec. 01
Reservation, there's a whole site dedicated to monstrous looking human beings, uglypeople.com. It's the saddest collection of rejects I have ever seen in my life. Sometimes when I'm depressed I'll look go on the page and appreciate god a little more for not giving me those genes.

hooknose
posted on 06-06-2002 @ 3:10 AM      
Hanger-On
Registered: Jan. 02
This is more how I imagine it:


Patty's personal add




"When I was in kindergarden, a little girl in the class threw up. All I saw was the puddle under her chair and I thought she had wet her pants. For years after that I thought girls had chunks in their pee."
Unicron
posted on 06-06-2002 @ 3:25 AM      
O&A Board Regular
Registered: Mar. 01
quote:

Maybe we can hook this chick up with Uni so he can finally get some.


Ummmm....no. Even i, believe it or not, have standards.

ughhhhghhghhghhhh........disgOOsting!



Cuntrag Cola

TASTE THE DIFFRENCE

OUTCAST
Mike Tyson
posted on 06-06-2002 @ 1:35 PM      
Hanger-On
Registered: Aug. 00
Hook, that's pretty funny.

I'll punch you in the uterus!



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