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Luis
posted on 06-06-2002 @ 2:58 AM      
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Registered: Jun. 02
They could get Andrew Gore or whatever his name was to bring a pickled punk and they can make her either drink the fluid it's kept in or actually eat a piece of pickled punk.

Cannibalism=good enough for me.

Unicron
posted on 06-06-2002 @ 3:05 AM      
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Registered: Mar. 01
1)Shotguns
2)O&A Listners
3)Lady Di
4)Central Park

If she can stay alive until 7pm, she can stay on the show, if not, no fuss...no muss...



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Ferret
posted on 06-06-2002 @ 8:47 AM      
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Registered: Oct. 00
The only way to do it is to have her and Patty duke (I said duke) it out in a "retart deathmatch." The winner gets to stay (and O+A could redeem themselves with the Patty situation) and no matter what, one annoying soul is gone for good. Say it with me: Two will enter, one will leave. Two will enter, one will leave.


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Suzie
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posted on 06-06-2002 @ 9:16 AM      
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Registered: Aug. 00
quote:

to have her and Patty duke



Cue Joe, with his new parody to the theme song...

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Tussle King
I swear it was this big
posted on 06-06-2002 @ 9:18 AM      
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Registered: May. 02
She should just be herself. There really is no greater punishment.

katylina
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posted on 06-06-2002 @ 9:18 AM      
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She can get off the train at Jamaica.


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kevin from ct
posted on 06-06-2002 @ 10:51 AM      
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Registered: Sep. 00
Have Ladi Di go down on Marion for a full
minute on the lesbian couch.

Test 'em both, I say.


Fast Freddy
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posted on 06-06-2002 @ 11:25 AM      
Psychopath
Registered: Mar. 02
quote:

Have Ladi Di go down on Marion for a full
minute on the lesbian couch.

Test 'em both, I say.


How does such a thought enter your head?



No love needed, fuck off
TeenWeek
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posted on 06-06-2002 @ 11:28 AM      
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Registered: Oct. 00
They could hose her down with the big hose like they do the elephants at the circus

Or she could eat pig slop out of a trough



This message was edited by TeenWeek on 6-6-02 @ 11:30 AM
Ferret
posted on 06-06-2002 @ 12:21 PM      
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Registered: Oct. 00
quote:

She can get off the train at Jamaica.



Why, we're not looking to punish the Schwoogies.



Thanks to Brokenjaw for the sigpic

Reservation at Dorcia
posted on 06-06-2002 @ 12:41 PM      
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Registered: May. 02
I say we make the fat cow do a single pull up. That way they can just abuse her for an hour at not being able to lift her fat self. Disgusting mess. It's sad to know we put criminals to death, but let people like her stay alive. I'm can't wait till it's the other cunts turn. Whenever I hear her voice I feel like killing babies and ripping my ears off.


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njstrawberry
posted on 06-06-2002 @ 12:50 PM      
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Registered: Feb. 01
I say the most evil way to do it without making themselves do the "dirty" work is to have Lady Di and her retard twin Miriam decide which one of them will leave the show.

Divide and Conquer. Do it on air. Let them duke it out, verbally or whatever, as to why and which one. Let THEM decide.

And which ever one has to go, let the other one tell them and show them the way out.

:)



People like you have made me jaded.
MadMickwop
posted on 06-06-2002 @ 2:01 PM      
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Registered: Apr. 02
Straw thats an excellent idea. Pure evil. Divide them and make the loser dead to the show forever.

Next 12 year old Gary.




TeenWeek
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posted on 06-14-2002 @ 11:29 AM      
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Registered: Oct. 00
Does her serenading Norton go under cringe radio now? This should almost be as good as yesterday with fat penthouse pets, a gay homeless guy, an unfunny valby (worse than Vos).



Lord Slug
posted on 06-14-2002 @ 11:36 AM      
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Registered: May. 02
She could get pregnant then punch herself in the stomach as hard as she can! Any takers?


Evil will always triumph, because good is dumb
Tussle King
I swear it was this big
posted on 06-14-2002 @ 11:49 AM      
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Registered: May. 02
quote:

I say the most evil way to do it without making themselves do the "dirty" work is to have Lady Di and her retard twin Miriam decide which one of them will leave the show.

Divide and Conquer. Do it on air. Let them duke it out, verbally or whatever, as to why and which one. Let THEM decide.

And which ever one has to go, let the other one tell them and show them the way out.


I have to say, that is the best idea so far. Have the first edition of the O&A Court. Have the two cows plead their cases as to why they should be allowed to stay. The uglier it gets, the better. O&A will be the lawyers, Norton will be the judge. And at the end of all the heartfelt pleading and crying, tell them that neither can come back.

Roman War Helmet
posted on 06-14-2002 @ 11:54 AM      
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Registered: Aug. 01
I think Lady Di should spend the entire day from 3-7 a la The Gimp. Keep her in bondage gear and tied to a radiator or something...and keep the Awesome cam on her so we can watch her being her beastial self.

Krishna is dead I tell you.
Krishna is dead.
Dead is dead.
CrinkleCrinkleVictim
posted on 06-14-2002 @ 12:03 PM      
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Registered: Dec. 01
After Opie and Anthony brought up doing something with Tippy Tom to not be banned I believed that was the only way she could possibly stay on the show. They assured her that if she were to do something with Tom there would be no voting and that she would stay on. Personally, no matter what she does I believe she will get the boot from the listners at this point. I know I plan on voting her off after yesterday. She refuses to do anything entertaining and instead wants to do some totally unfunny bullshit like serenade Norton. Expect her to arrive today and fail miserably in whatever she tries then we will no longer have to hear her stupid comments.

PeterDragon
posted on 06-14-2002 @ 1:42 PM      
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Registered: Jan. 01
It's totally amazing to me that she could actually believe Singing to Norton would keep her on the show. What does she think this is, Don & Mike? ;)


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TeenWeek
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posted on 06-14-2002 @ 1:44 PM      
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If she did it naked , wearing a saddle while Norton pissed on her, I guess it would be ok.

mikethemule
posted on 06-14-2002 @ 7:19 PM      
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Registered: Jun. 02
SHE STAYS IF!

She gets naked lays between Norton and Vos while they crank it.....they flip a coin and the loser has to fuck her bukkake covered fat-body!
Filzy
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Shoulders back
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posted on 06-16-2002 @ 12:00 PM      
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Registered: Sep. 00
Nothing.
No matter what she says or does that is remotely entertaining, Lady Di(e) is gone. And I wouldn't have it any other way. :)



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TeenWeek
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posted on 06-17-2002 @ 2:43 PM      
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Registered: Oct. 00
So is this cuntrag still on the show. Yeah it was funny making fun of her being fat and looking like a man, but she should still be off the show. Unless they stick a pack of firecrackers up her twat and light the fuse, I say she is gone.

GRABMYJUNK
posted on 06-17-2002 @ 2:49 PM      
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Registered: Jan. 01
how about her walking through Jamaica wearing a sign that says "I hate Niggers" ala die hard 3? Either way she'll be off the show

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This message was edited by GRABMYJUNK on 6-17-02 @ 2:51 PM
Vodak
posted on 06-17-2002 @ 2:52 PM      
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Registered: Oct. 01
Two will enter, one will leave. Two will enter, one will leave. Two will enter, one will leave. Two will enter, one will leave. Two will enter, one will leave. Two will enter, one will leave.


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