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TeenWeek
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posted on 06-10-2002 @ 7:58 AM      
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Registered: Oct. 00
Their 16th birthday is Thursday June 13th. O&A should start of Thursday's show with one of their best bits ever, the Critters on My crackers song.

















Tussle King
I swear it was this big
posted on 06-10-2002 @ 8:43 AM      
Psychopath
Registered: May. 02
I'm going to hell, I know I am.

TeenWeek
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posted on 06-10-2002 @ 8:52 AM      
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Registered: Oct. 00
We all are.

AlterEgoManiac
posted on 06-10-2002 @ 9:35 AM      
Psychopath
Registered: Mar. 02
MMMMMMMMMMMMM.......Sixteen. MMMMMMMMMMMMM :)

Use all your well-learned politesse, or I'll lay your soul to waste.

All right, children. Let's all point and laugh.


Tussle King
I swear it was this big
posted on 06-10-2002 @ 11:12 AM      
Psychopath
Registered: May. 02
BTW, can anyone else back me up on this:

I think I heard or read somewhere that one of the Olsen Twins said, in an interview, "I'm still TECHNICALLY a virgin."

Teen lesbian incest, anyone?

Cunt-Twat
No real… its cool to wear childrens Band-Aids.
I'm not a Cockblocker, I'm a COCKSUCKER!
posted on 06-10-2002 @ 11:40 AM      
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Registered: Jan. 01
this sat, i think at 1:00, is the olsen twins celebrity profile on E!



:) WHO SAID I DON'T LOVE THE SLACKJAW?!? :)

LETS GO METS, 2002!!
Syndrummer
LOOK!! All my "N"s are capitalized!!!
posted on 06-10-2002 @ 12:33 PM      
Psychopath
Registered: Mar. 02
Lets take em to Alabama and have a party!

This world rejects me
This world threw me away
This world never gave me a chance
This worlds gonna have to pay
-Do you believe in fate?-
RonRon5477
posted on 06-10-2002 @ 1:06 PM      
Psychopath
Registered: Apr. 01
quote:

O&A should start of Thursday's show with one of their best bits ever, the Critters on My crackers song.
I can't believe you people!! you people are deranged!! COME ON PEOPLE!!! ANTS IN MY PANTS IS THE BEST SONG!!!! DUH!

Nice Olsen site!


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This message was edited by RonRon5477 on 6-10-02 @ 1:23 PM
TeenWeek
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posted on 06-10-2002 @ 1:10 PM      
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Registered: Oct. 00
Ronron, Ants in my pants is part of the song Critters on my crackers.

Tell me after this bit, everyone was not singing this song for days even weeks.

I think it it goes like critters on my crackers, bugs on my bologna, ants in my pants, it was bigger than an elephant. Anyone have teh lyrics to this song. There was also something where they go, I swear it was this big.

Easily the closest bit they have ever done that came ever so close to pedophilia.



This message was edited by TeenWeek on 6-10-02 @ 1:18 PM
Tussle King
I swear it was this big
posted on 06-10-2002 @ 1:37 PM      
Psychopath
Registered: May. 02
CRITTERS

Those annoying little things (annoying little things)
That grab your attention (grab your attention)
By crawling into places,
I wouldn't want to mention


They should be taught some manners (taught some manners)
Despite their height (You're right!)
They shouldn't take what isn't theirs
And it's impolite to fight


Chorus:
Critters on my crackers
Bugs on my baloney
(chorus 1)Oh my gosh here comes a bumblebee
(chorus 2) Oh my gosh here comes a big bumblebee
Those little things make your stomach grumble
Make it wanna fumble, tip and tumble
Fleas in the flour
Stinkbugs in my sweet and sour
Ants in my pants
And that bumblebee was bigger than an elephant
Insignificant little things (insignificant)
When they're on their own (on their own)
But put them in a squadron
They'll eat you to the bone
Delicious little things (yum yum yum)
You shouldn't knock it (you really shouldn't knock it)
Cause you know they taste best
When dipped in chocolate


Chorus

I swear it was this big!


Critters on my crackers
Bugs on my baloney
Oh my gosh here comes a bigger bumblebee
Those little things make your stomach grumble
Make it wanna fumble, tip and tumble
Critters on my crackers
Bugs on my baloney
O Oh!
Fleas, flies, beatles, bugs, maggots, mice, spiders, slugs
Critters, critters, critters
On my crackers




RonRon5477
posted on 06-10-2002 @ 1:41 PM      
Psychopath
Registered: Apr. 01
SHAZAM!!! :-D
I can't find the mp3 though.

Brand/Artist: Olsen Twins
Album: Camp Out Party
Song Title: Critters
Care of:Lyrics Site


Those annoying little things (annoying little things)
That grab your attention (grab your attention)
By crawling into places,
I wouldn't want to mention

They should be taught some manners (taught some manners)
Despite their height (You're right!)
They shouldn't take what isn't theirs
And it's impolite to fight

Chorus:
Critters on my crackers
Bugs on my baloney
Oh my gosh here comes a bumblebee
Oh my gosh here comes a big bumblebee
Those little things make your stomach grumble
Make it wanna fumble, tip and tumble
Fleas in the flour
Stinkbugs in my sweet and sour
Ants in my pants
And that bumblebee was bigger than an elephant
Insignificant little things (insignificant)
When they're on their own (on their own)
But put them in a squadron
They'll eat you to the bone
Delicious little things (yum yum yum)
You shouldn't knock it (you really shouldn't knock it)
Cause you know they taste best
When dipped in chocolate

Chorus

I swear it was this big!

Critters on my crackers
Bugs on my baloney
Oh my gosh here comes a bigger bumblebee
Those little things make your stomach grumble
Make it wanna fumble, tip and tumble
Critters on my crackers
Bugs on my baloney
O Oh!
Fleas, flies, beatles, bugs, maggots, mice, spiders, slugs
Critters, critters, critters
On my crackers :-D :-D :-D



Try The O&A EZPass Lane. IT'S FUN!
You will need to know:
1) Previous phone screener before Stinky
2) Previous phone screener's girlfriend's REAL name
Kindest Regards, RonRon5477 (AIM)
TeenWeek
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posted on 06-10-2002 @ 1:41 PM      
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Registered: Oct. 00
They really are filthy dirty sluts. Did you see all the sexual innuendo in that song. Those dirty whore want it in the Das Doomper.

Ants in My Pants
Billy

Well, since this thread is going to be deleted anyway... I'm a flaming homosexual and I love having big hard hot man meat rammed into my mouth and ass. Umm, this IS going to be deleted, right???
Prettiest Butterfly in the garden
All Blow job poems ©Fez 2002-2003. I'm obsessed with Alkey's penis.
posted on 06-10-2002 @ 1:43 PM      
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Registered: Apr. 01
I should change my name to Critters on My Crackers.



JYD4Life... get at me dog...
Lent
Black Rock Coalition
Do you have a basketball in your car?
posted on 06-10-2002 @ 2:09 PM      
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The image speaks for itself.

It "cums" out tomorrow.



Email
- AIM:lentnycGO TO LENTSITE.COM MOTHERBITCHES!!!

TeenWeek
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posted on 06-10-2002 @ 2:43 PM      
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from this title, they might be lesbians.

weedfiend
posted on 06-10-2002 @ 2:51 PM      
Hanger-On
Registered: May. 02
I would love to hose down those dirty sluts with a protein shower from my love nozzle. But until another two years are up I'll just be glazing my monitor.
16 will get you 20
--weedfiend

It's a shame your mother's health plan didn't cover abortion.
Lord Slug
posted on 06-10-2002 @ 2:56 PM      
Psychopath
Registered: May. 02
Is it wrong to feel slightly aroused? Especially the Arseno Hall pic? :confused: :confused: Why do I feel so dirty? :confused:


"Evil will always triumph, because good is dumb"
Grumpy
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posted on 06-10-2002 @ 3:10 PM      
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Registered: Dec. 00
Hey Tussle - the TEEN INCEST LESBIAN thingy was caught on tape. Want a copy?




As I look out my window watching the tornadoes and hurricanes pass,
and rain falls from the top of skyscrapers,
I warm food in my microwave as it
ZAPS the tomatoes warm
The tomatoes are effable, wouldn't you say?

Skitch
skitchr4u
If I am logged in as Skitch, that means my split personality won today.
posted on 06-10-2002 @ 4:19 PM      
Psychopath
Registered: May. 02
leave it to grumpy to have the best pic yet...bravo sir midget

Tussle King
I swear it was this big
posted on 06-10-2002 @ 4:29 PM      
Psychopath
Registered: May. 02
quote:

Hey Tussle - the TEEN INCEST LESBIAN thingy was caught on tape. Want a copy?

Of course, did you even have to ask?

YellowDiscipline
IS STILL REALLY GAY
posted on 06-10-2002 @ 5:04 PM      
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Registered: Nov. 01
quote:




16 or not I'd fuck these chicks stupid.

Evil Dead Ash
G.O.O.F.B.A.H.G.S.
Good? Bad? Guy with the Gun Brigade
posted on 06-10-2002 @ 5:14 PM      
Psychopath
Registered: Oct. 00
That is so wrong yet it feals so right.God 6/13/04 can't come quicker


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diadelsuerte
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Philly Bluntside Brigade
Formerly diadelsuerte.
posted on 06-10-2002 @ 5:46 PM      
Psychopath
Registered: Mar. 02
wow i've never seen this much ogling of 16 year old girls... but i like it.



"Nobody can make you feel inferior without your consent."
"You look like a tumor with an awful Sammy Hagar wig." - Jimmy Norton
MartinFa
posted on 06-10-2002 @ 5:50 PM      
Hanger-On
Registered: Apr. 02
Which one is the go-er??

I spell more better than Tyson.

"Excuse" x-k-o-o-s-e
Ants in My Pants
Billy

Well, since this thread is going to be deleted anyway... I'm a flaming homosexual and I love having big hard hot man meat rammed into my mouth and ass. Umm, this IS going to be deleted, right???
Prettiest Butterfly in the garden
All Blow job poems ©Fez 2002-2003. I'm obsessed with Alkey's penis.
posted on 06-10-2002 @ 9:37 PM      
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Registered: Apr. 01
quote:

Which one is the go-er??
That would be Ashley. Mary Kate is the priss.



JYD4Life... get at me dog...


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