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Grumpy
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posted on 06-14-2002 @ 10:22 AM      
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Registered: Dec. 00
I know Bob Guccione is having problems but is the guy going blind as well? What on earth is he thinking making this chick a pet? This girl needs some serious liposuction or something.....

[norton]eeeeeeegggghhhhh.....that stinks[/norton]




As I look out my window watching the tornadoes and hurricanes pass,
and rain falls from the top of skyscrapers,
I warm food in my microwave as it
ZAPS the tomatoes warm
The tomatoes are effable, wouldn't you say?

TeenWeek
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posted on 06-14-2002 @ 10:29 AM      
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That girl has a body like Jim Norton's with huge breast implants.

Thumper8u
hanger-on
posted on 06-14-2002 @ 10:35 AM      
Psychopath
Registered: Nov. 01
come on kids, giver her some credit...that's a recently filled CUM GUT...hence the resemblance to Norton...giddy-up! :eek:

NORTON rules!!!! ya sick F!

mikehern
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posted on 06-14-2002 @ 10:35 AM      
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Registered: Apr. 02
She looks pregnant.





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Canweseeyourstuff
posted on 06-14-2002 @ 10:45 AM      
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Registered: Oct. 00
isn't this the chick who said that she had just had a baby a few months ago. give her a break

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Grumpy
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posted on 06-14-2002 @ 11:06 AM      
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Registered: Dec. 00
canwe - I hear ya but she's a penthouse pet doin publicity. You would think she'd doin something about the gut if she's promoting a skin magazine. it doesn't say much for Penthouse when she shows her gut during a promotion. and before you ladies get my shit about how hard it is to lose weight after birth, I respect that some woman (and most men) have problems losing weight. My point is not to put them down. My point is that if this chick is a Pet, she really should take better care of her body, especially if she's going to show it off.


As I look out my window watching the tornadoes and hurricanes pass,
and rain falls from the top of skyscrapers,
I warm food in my microwave as it
ZAPS the tomatoes warm
The tomatoes are effable, wouldn't you say?

Canweseeyourstuff
posted on 06-14-2002 @ 11:14 AM      
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Registered: Oct. 00
she wasn't promoting penthouse she was promoting a web site for plastic surgery group.Yeah i know what you are going to say she could use a tummy tuck

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USA
posted on 06-14-2002 @ 11:16 AM      
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Registered: Jan. 01
quote:

My point is that if this chick is a Pet, she really should take better care of her body, especially if she's going to show it off.

Amen Brother Grumpy! :-D


Thumper8u
hanger-on
posted on 06-14-2002 @ 11:19 AM      
Psychopath
Registered: Nov. 01
maybe she should have swallowed rather than have a baby

NORTON rules!!!! ya sick F!

Syndrummer
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posted on 06-14-2002 @ 12:24 PM      
Psychopath
Registered: Mar. 02
[Sarcasm]Penthouse Pet Of The Year...'86 [/Sarcasm]

This world rejects me
This world threw me away
This world never gave me a chance
This worlds gonna have to pay
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Roger
Mistress Of The Double Posts
posted on 06-14-2002 @ 1:35 PM      
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Registered: Oct. 00
quote:

My point is that if this chick is a Pet, she really should take better care of her body, especially if she's going to show it off


I totally fucking agree. If your job is to look good, then do it. Don't have babies and if you do, don't go out til you've worked off the baby weight. If you are just a regular chick with a regular job (like me) then who cares if you're fat, skinny, ugly, whatever; its not your job to look good so do what you want. Oh, and if you go see O&A and they think you're ugly, don't blame them, you're the one who thinks you're so hot you should be showing the world. Don't blame them for being truthful.
I'm in some mood today.


"One girl, I drove through three states wearing her head as a hat." ~ Garland 'The Marietta Mangler' Greene
"Hand me the keys, you cocksucker!" "In English, please?" "Excuse me?" "In English." "Hand me the fucking keys, you cocksucker, what the fuck?"
"French, gay, whatever," Anthony said.
TeenWeek
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posted on 06-14-2002 @ 1:42 PM      
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Registered: Oct. 00
Is that pic Lady Di's idea of trying to stay on the show.

Buttmunch
USA
Autoban


Head Slap... Swim Move...
posted on 06-14-2002 @ 1:43 PM      
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Registered: Oct. 00
quote:

If you are just a regular chick with a regular job (like me)


How does Ant like his steaks cooked?




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Pete has no mule ears
CarsonOGin
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posted on 06-14-2002 @ 1:45 PM      
Psychopath
Registered: Dec. 01
In my opinion 99% of the penthouse pets look like skanky STD couriers.

I'd rather fuck a dead Haitain.





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Buttmunch
USA
Autoban


Head Slap... Swim Move...
posted on 06-14-2002 @ 1:48 PM      
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Registered: Oct. 00
quote:

STD couriers


Is that anything like FedEx, UPS, or even DHL?




Don’t get me wrong, I am not fighting to uphold the restraints that give protection to rights fully accrued upon facts so nearly permanent as to be substantially impervious to change, rather I am for the supervision of changing conduct or conditions and are thus provisional or tentative.





Pete has no mule ears
TeenWeek
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posted on 06-14-2002 @ 1:49 PM      
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Surly truck driver couriers better than UPS.

CarsonOGin
Froy seems ok, Faceman is fair. But Slash is a cunt, FTL is a total soccer mom, JoeyBigArms thinks he's a fucking message board god.
posted on 06-14-2002 @ 1:53 PM      
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Registered: Dec. 01
Think more along the lines of "Airborne".

=)





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Roger
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posted on 06-14-2002 @ 3:10 PM      
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quote:

How does Ant like his steaks cooked?


You Dice now? "Medium or Well Done?" :-p


"One girl, I drove through three states wearing her head as a hat." ~ Garland 'The Marietta Mangler' Greene
"Hand me the keys, you cocksucker!" "In English, please?" "Excuse me?" "In English." "Hand me the fucking keys, you cocksucker, what the fuck?"
"French, gay, whatever," Anthony said.
Grumpy
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posted on 06-14-2002 @ 3:37 PM      
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Registered: Dec. 00
mmmmm.....boppppp! it's mine now.
which way? paper or plastic?

ohhhh and Canwe - if she was there to promote plastic surgery, she really shouldn't....I enjoy a nice rack as much as the next guy (fake or real) but those boobs are not the best fake job I've seen.....


As I look out my window watching the tornadoes and hurricanes pass,
and rain falls from the top of skyscrapers,
I warm food in my microwave as it
ZAPS the tomatoes warm
The tomatoes are effable, wouldn't you say?

Roger
Mistress Of The Double Posts
posted on 06-14-2002 @ 5:00 PM      
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Registered: Oct. 00
I've seen much worse jobs than that one. She just went too big in my opinion. At least they're symmetrical!!


"One girl, I drove through three states wearing her head as a hat." ~ Garland 'The Marietta Mangler' Greene
"Hand me the keys, you cocksucker!" "In English, please?" "Excuse me?" "In English." "Hand me the fucking keys, you cocksucker, what the fuck?"
"French, gay, whatever," Anthony said.
vwk2
posted on 06-14-2002 @ 6:25 PM      
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Registered: Jun. 02

:-D

UFDFireman
posted on 06-14-2002 @ 10:26 PM      
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Registered: Aug. 00
Penthouse pics of Alexus Winston & Melissa Ann:

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This message was edited by UFDFireman on 6-14-02 @ 10:30 PM
SpaceGhost
Whiny fucking bitch - just follow the sig guidelines like EVERYONE ELSE.
posted on 06-14-2002 @ 10:31 PM      
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Registered: May. 02
be sweet if i wasnt getting a 404 file not found msg.


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posted on 06-14-2002 @ 10:51 PM      
Psychopath
Registered: Oct. 00
I don't care I would bang her anyway.


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UFDFireman
posted on 06-14-2002 @ 11:18 PM      
Psychopath
Registered: Aug. 00
quote:

be sweet if i wasnt getting a 404 file not found msg.



Try again... Its fixed

Penthouse pics of Alexus Winston & Melissa Ann:

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