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Norton's Victim
posted on 06-19-2002 @ 5:02 PM      
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Registered: Jan. 02
O God this hit close to home. Once when I was in grade school I was looking through my parents closet and found some porn. That part was great. Unfortunatley I got greedy and kept looking only to find my mom's vibrator. What a horrible thing to think about. I completely forgot about it until today. Anyone else find anything awful like that.



“The window burns to light the way back home. A light that warms no matter where they've gone. They're off to find the hero of the day. But what if they should fall by someone's wicked way. Still the window burns. Time so slowly turns. And someone there is sighing. Keepers of the flames. Do ya feel your name? Can't you hear your babies crying? Mama they try and break me. Still they try and break me. 'Scuze me while I tend to how I feel. These things return to me that still seem real. Now deservingly this easy chair. But the rocking stopped by wheels of despair. Don't want your aid. But the first I've make. For years can't hold or feel. No, I'm not all me. So please excuse me. While I tend to how I feel. But now the dreams and waking screams. That ever last the night. So build the wall, behind the crawl. And hide until it's light. So can you hear your babies cryin' now? Still the window burns. Time so slowly turns. And someone there is sighing. Keepers of the flames. Do ya feel your name? Can't you hear your babies crying?” - Metallica
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posted on 06-19-2002 @ 5:09 PM      
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LOTD:

Kid: "Lemme get some paper towels."

Ant: "What do ya need paper towels for?"

Kid: "Uhh, this goes where?"

Too fuckin funny!




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Tallguy 22
Fuck, I cant fucking spel or kant fucking cuont eithre! but...I LOVE TEH COCK!!!		posted on 06-19-2002 @ 5:15 PM      
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Registered: Feb. 02
i found a vibrater on my parents bed once. Then i just ran out of the room into my bedroom and when my parents came in i just made it like i was asleep.








This message was edited by Tallguy 22 on 6-19-02 @ 5:20 PM
BigStupid
I got a new status because Alkey figured out how to do it.		posted on 06-19-2002 @ 5:17 PM      
Psychopath
Registered: May. 02
A friend of mine snooped while his parents were on vacation. He went through and found mom's anal beads and his dad's porno stash. He got so fucking excited he got a tape stuck in the vcr! Fucking hysterical. He tried all week long to get the damn thing fixed.Anyway the Fam got home but Dad said not one word about it until dinner. In front of his grandma, mom and two younger sisters says"So you were pullin' your pud while we were away weren't ya?" I laughed so hard I almost pissed myself. how embarrassing.
badmothereffer
posted on 06-19-2002 @ 11:25 PM      
Hanger-On
Registered: Feb. 01
Hey I didn't hear the show after O&A asked kids to snoop and call in. Did anyone call in with anything good? Just wondering.

badmothereffer
posted on 06-19-2002 @ 11:25 PM      
Hanger-On
Registered: Feb. 01
Hey I didn't hear the show after O&A asked kids to snoop and call in. Did anyone call in with anything good? Just wondering.

Turk408
posted on 06-19-2002 @ 11:46 PM      
Psychopath
Registered: Feb. 01
I found a cock shaped lighter once..the usual stuff, Playboys..I tended to stay away from the bedroom cause my old man kept his gun in there.

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PeterDragon
posted on 06-20-2002 @ 10:07 AM      
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Registered: Jan. 01
When I was about 19 I worked for my uncle's construction company. Well, we had typical construction worker there, and the bathroom was filled with pictures of Naked women, some of which from such reputable magazines as "swank".

My 12 yr old female cousin came to visit, and she had to go to the bathroom. She went in, and the shop forman was mortified. When she came out he asked her if she was upset about the pictures. Her answer? "That's ok, my dad has worse stuff at home".


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Show Liker
SORRY, MAVERICK. FOUND YOU AGAIN.		posted on 06-20-2002 @ 12:33 PM      
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Registered: May. 02
This shit brings back childhood trauma. I remember being at my cousins house and he asked me to come into his mothers room. He opens up her dresser and there are just whips, chains, and jumbo sized dildo's all over the place. The only thing that he hadn't noticed before was a picture of her with it in her..... Well, I am a bit squeamish about talking about my Aunts snatch. Anyway, I pointed it out, and he said what's that? He peered closer and jumped back like he had seen a ghost, and honestly began to cry and locked himself in the bathroom for two hours. I was so freaked that I walked out of the house and proceeded to take a three town trip back home. It was kind of fucked up to see at the age of eleven, and my cousin was only nine years old.

I like teh show!

This message was edited by Show Liker on 6-20-02 @ 1:41 PM
GRABMYJUNK
posted on 06-20-2002 @ 12:41 PM      
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Registered: Jan. 01
never forget finding a porno in my childhood friend's father's workroom. SHE and I thumbed through it and decided to see what the big deal was..not the intercourse stuff because that looked wierd, but the hand job and the obligatory shot of the girl licking the rod. First time I ever got that... funny feeling. we were ten eleven tops.

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P®oJë©T M@¥hέm		posted on 06-20-2002 @ 12:44 PM      
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I was snooping around inside my mom's gash once and found a sister.






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Little Jimmy Norton
posted on 06-20-2002 @ 1:02 PM      
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Registered: Jun. 02
lol

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Evil Erik
Status free and disease-riddled		posted on 06-20-2002 @ 1:28 PM      
Psychopath
Registered: Jan. 02
Back when I was 17, I was snooping through my dads files on the compuer and found an unusual amount of beastiality pics....that was pretty fucked up.

Other than that, the only thing interesting growing up and snooping through my parents shit was the usual (porn, vibrator) was finding some papers that basically informed me that my brother is really my half-brother. An odd little family secret to find.

Norton's Victim
posted on 06-20-2002 @ 2:17 PM      
Psychopath
Registered: Jan. 02
quote:
lol


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quote:
found an unusual amount of beastiality pics

So..... if there were less you would have been fine with it?



“The window burns to light the way back home. A light that warms no matter where they've gone. They're off to find the hero of the day. But what if they should fall by someone's wicked way. Still the window burns. Time so slowly turns. And someone there is sighing. Keepers of the flames. Do ya feel your name? Can't you hear your babies crying? Mama they try and break me. Still they try and break me. 'Scuze me while I tend to how I feel. These things return to me that still seem real. Now deservingly this easy chair. But the rocking stopped by wheels of despair. Don't want your aid. But the first I've make. For years can't hold or feel. No, I'm not all me. So please excuse me. While I tend to how I feel. But now the dreams and waking screams. That ever last the night. So build the wall, behind the crawl. And hide until it's light. So can you hear your babies cryin' now? Still the window burns. Time so slowly turns. And someone there is sighing. Keepers of the flames. Do ya feel your name? Can't you hear your babies crying?” - Metallica
"Let every nation know, whether it wishes us well or ill, that we shall pay any price, bear any burden, meet any hardship, support any friend, oppose any foe to assure the survival and the success of liberty." - John F. Kennedy, 1961
mascan42
posted on 06-20-2002 @ 4:04 PM      
Hanger-On
Registered: Jul. 01
Hmm . . . O&A are gonna take this bit to "the next level" . . . but where exactly does this bit go from here? Maybe teen girls will be looking for their Mom's dildo and fucking themselves with it on the air? :-D

This message was edited by mascan42 on 6-20-02 @ 4:06 PM
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Registered: May. 02
"O&A are gonna take this bit to 'the next level'"



[sarcasm]Doesn't that usually mean just rerunning it the next day?[/sarcasm]



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MartinFa
posted on 06-20-2002 @ 5:27 PM      
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Registered: Apr. 02
quote:
"O&A are gonna take this bit to 'the next level'"



mmmmmm teen what did I find in my parents closet. O hope no one from the FCC is listening.

:-D

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Roger
Mistress Of The Double Posts		posted on 06-20-2002 @ 5:44 PM      
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I once followed a line of ants into my sister's bedroom and up the side of her dresser to the top drawer. Upon opening I found a pair of (obviously worn, but immediately taken off) edible undies. I was seriously disgusted.


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Milfa
Good newbie with a nice ass.		posted on 06-21-2002 @ 11:19 PM      
Psychopath
Registered: Jan. 02
quote:
A friend of mine snooped while his parents were on vacation


....uh huh.

I was a deprived child, all I ever found in the bedroom drawers was the stash of candy that mom "hid". :-p



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theinsectsgotme
posted on 06-21-2002 @ 11:22 PM      
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Registered: Sep. 00
Thread killer :confused:

theinsectsgotme
posted on 06-21-2002 @ 11:22 PM      
Psychopath
Registered: Sep. 00
Thread killer :confused:

Milfa
Good newbie with a nice ass.		posted on 06-21-2002 @ 11:26 PM      
Psychopath
Registered: Jan. 02

Double Poster

Ok, how's this?: I found a set of anal rosary beads, a double dong dil, a butt plug and a pocket pussy.
Better? :)



Where's your Milf mustache?
;)
Shelle Bink
True star of the celebrity softball game: the redhead in section 101.		posted on 06-21-2002 @ 11:33 PM      
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Registered: Jul. 01
i wasn't curious before, and i sure as hell am not curious now

besides, all the good shit is in *MY* bedroom ;)


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theinsectsgotme
posted on 06-21-2002 @ 11:40 PM      
Psychopath
Registered: Sep. 00
I swear, I only hit reply once. Found a joint once, in a Tampax case. Smelled better than mine. So I Replaced it.

Shelle Bink
True star of the celebrity softball game: the redhead in section 101.		posted on 06-21-2002 @ 11:47 PM      
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did it smell april fresh or summer dreamy?


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