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WNEWs GIRL
i don't have a mule but i have a cock
Intercontinental Intergender Thumb Wrestling Champion
CUNT ROCKETTE
The new "third". AmyMohrBuddy

One line in my sig is absolutely fucking disgusting, see if you can find it.
posted on 06-24-2002 @ 5:47 PM      
O&A Board Veteran
Registered: Aug. 00
is anyone else getting off on listening to these guns being shot????
holy crap thats so hot
i never thought guns being shot would turn me on, but thats so hot


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THE MEMORY OF GONZO STYLE WILL BE IN OUR HEARTS FOREVER
I Have A Special Place In My Cunt For Av8er


I LOVE THE SLASH & THE CRACK HITLER & THE REE
FROSTY IS MY HERO, AUSTIN'S MY BABY'S DADDY, I'M MRS. HYBRIDMy Bitches: THE HEAD BITCH Tequila & the HNIC The Brain followed by AntsInMyPants, Av8er In His Own Room , IrishAlkey, Slackjaw, BROTHER JOE, Skitchr4u aka Skitch, HyBriD in the Monkey Cage, darthziggy, Critics Loves Snatch, fbdlingfrg is Stalking in the Bushes, Austin, Hummercash, JJ, DANKED, Drunken GW, SLASH, Flock of Moosen, FollowThisLogic, FNMoron, JoeyBigArms, Faceman, Brokenjaw, LANTERN MAN FROM BAR 9, pantee man, Cancer Mike(Michelle), Mangino, HardCoreDave (TvvisTofFaTe), QuickStop, scmods, mikehern, I swear it was this big aka Tussle King

HyBriD
I AM THE KILLER
FN Moron is an indian giver!!
I had my cool status for about 10 min. then it was gone. GONE!
G.O.O.F.B.A.H.G.S.
Agent WD40 Licensed to Kill
My spoon is TOO BIG. (finally)
WORD UP KIDDIES! This is Poop Dog, the gangsta specta of defeat!
Hanger-on to the JYDs for LIFE
I INVENTED ORANGE MOTHERFUCKER
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posted on 06-24-2002 @ 5:48 PM      
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Registered: Sep. 01
you're weird



Startled by a knock at the door, you'll rise for the first time in two days to answer-
But you can only greet the visitor with one short statement -
Hello my name is distance and I really don't care if i never wake up again-


JYD-4-LIFE! w00f!
-GomeZ-
posted on 06-24-2002 @ 5:54 PM      
Psychopath
Registered: Jan. 02
quote:

is anyone else getting off on listening to these guns being shot????



Riiiiiiiiiiiight



"Not only is life a bitch, it has puppies."
JimboSHU
my status is extremely accurate.
posted on 06-24-2002 @ 5:55 PM      
Psychopath
Registered: Oct. 00
quote:

is anyone else getting off on listening to these guns being shot????
When I get off it sounds like a gun being shot. Maybe I should get that checked out.

AIM|E-mail


There are only two options regarding commitment. You’re either IN or you’re OUT. There’s no such thing as life in-between.
—Pat Riley, pro basketball coach


You lose with potential. You win with performance.
— Bill Parcells, pro football coach



You can't win all the time. There are guys out there who are better than you.- Yogi Berra, hall of fame baseball player



"You're the man now, dog!" - Sean Connery, Finding Forrester


HyBriD
I AM THE KILLER
FN Moron is an indian giver!!
I had my cool status for about 10 min. then it was gone. GONE!
G.O.O.F.B.A.H.G.S.
Agent WD40 Licensed to Kill
My spoon is TOO BIG. (finally)
WORD UP KIDDIES! This is Poop Dog, the gangsta specta of defeat!
Hanger-on to the JYDs for LIFE
I INVENTED ORANGE MOTHERFUCKER
This status is sponsored by:
P®oJë©T M@¥hέm
posted on 06-24-2002 @ 6:01 PM      
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Registered: Sep. 01
go to sleep, crazy lady



Startled by a knock at the door, you'll rise for the first time in two days to answer-
But you can only greet the visitor with one short statement -
Hello my name is distance and I really don't care if i never wake up again-


JYD-4-LIFE! w00f!
MadMickwop
posted on 06-24-2002 @ 6:06 PM      
Psychopath
Registered: Apr. 02
quote:

is anyone else getting off on listening to these guns being shot????
holy crap thats so hot
i never thought guns being shot would turn me on, but thats so hot


If you get hot from hearing them go boom, what would shooting them do to you? Make you wet?;)

DannyNoonan
posted on 06-24-2002 @ 6:11 PM      
Psychopath
Registered: Apr. 01
I recommend a vacation to the Philipines. :-p

QuickStop
I won the last OA.com Sig contest & all I got was this cheesey status...
Who is driving? Oh my God! Bear is Driving! How can that be?!?
G.O.O.F.B.A.H.G.S.
Kickflip b/s Tailslide Strike Team
posted on 06-24-2002 @ 6:24 PM      
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Registered: Aug. 01
quote:

is anyone else getting off on listening to these guns being shot????

not quite

My Sigpics and such...
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I've got the Dungeon Master's Guide. I've got a 12-sided die. I've got Kitty Pryde, and Nightcrawler too. Waiting there for me, Yes I do, I do. I've got posters on the wall - My favorite rock group Kiss. I've got Ace Frehley. I've got Peter Criss. Waiting there for me, Yes I do,I do. In the garage I feel safe. No one cares about my ways. In the garage - Where I belong, No one hears me sing this song. In the garage. I've got an electric guitar. I play my stupid songs. I write these stupid words, and I love every one. Waiting there for me, yes I do, I do
sNaGgLe
Squid fucker
And an annoying, retarded, tons-of-fun cunt.
posted on 06-24-2002 @ 8:54 PM      
Hanger-On
Registered: Jun. 02
shooting a gun is hot, i trained to be a sharpshooter... but the really fun ones have hellfire adapted triggers so you legally have full auto. shooting the AK47 full auto is better than an orgasm.


Ravvy's New Home
WNEWs GIRL
i don't have a mule but i have a cock
Intercontinental Intergender Thumb Wrestling Champion
CUNT ROCKETTE
The new "third". AmyMohrBuddy

One line in my sig is absolutely fucking disgusting, see if you can find it.
posted on 06-24-2002 @ 9:18 PM      
O&A Board Veteran
Registered: Aug. 00
quote:

shooting the AK47 full auto is better than an orgasm.



fuck that, i wouldnt go that far


~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
THE MEMORY OF GONZO STYLE WILL BE IN OUR HEARTS FOREVER
I Have A Special Place In My Cunt For Av8er


I LOVE THE SLASH & THE CRACK HITLER & THE REE
FROSTY IS MY HERO, AUSTIN'S MY BABY'S DADDY, I'M MRS. HYBRIDMy Bitches: THE HEAD BITCH Tequila & the HNIC The Brain followed by AntsInMyPants, Av8er In His Own Room , IrishAlkey, Slackjaw, BROTHER JOE, Skitchr4u aka Skitch, HyBriD in the Monkey Cage, darthziggy, Critics Loves Snatch, fbdlingfrg is Stalking in the Bushes, Austin, Hummercash, JJ, DANKED, Drunken GW, SLASH, Flock of Moosen, FollowThisLogic, FNMoron, JoeyBigArms, Faceman, Brokenjaw, LANTERN MAN FROM BAR 9, pantee man, Cancer Mike(Michelle), Mangino, HardCoreDave (TvvisTofFaTe), QuickStop, scmods, mikehern, I swear it was this big aka Tussle King

BigStupid
I got a new status because Alkey figured out how to do it.
posted on 06-24-2002 @ 11:23 PM      
Psychopath
Registered: May. 02
Full auto anything is great. AK's are the best. But nothing comes close to orgasmic then a 50 cal.
silera
Sexiest flower in the garden
Garden my ass! That's a bush!

I Like to suck dick
I suck it all day long
I like to suck dick
Nothing like a great big wong.
I like to suck dick
I'll do it till the day I croak
Just don't ask me to swallow.
Cause I'll probably choke
fag-hag
Subzero316 makes me hot!
JYD-4-LIFE's HBIC now i suck a mod's dick too!
posted on 06-24-2002 @ 11:31 PM      
O&A Board Regular
Registered: Feb. 02
Yeah, when I fuck I get really hot and orgasm too.

It's fun, wholesome and safe for everyone.



Now, a question of etiquette, as I pass, do I give you the ass or the crotch?
I'm as real as cancer.
JYD 4LIFE!!!1 Where my dawgz at??


BigStupid
I got a new status because Alkey figured out how to do it.
posted on 06-24-2002 @ 11:39 PM      
Psychopath
Registered: May. 02
Please hold me.
Istink
posted on 06-24-2002 @ 11:50 PM      
Psychopath
Registered: Jan. 02
you should shoot something that shoots 6000 rounds a minute ....

.... like a GAU-17

The Curse shall be lifted .... If there isn't a strike!!
Milfa
Good newbie with a nice ass.
posted on 06-24-2002 @ 11:57 PM      
Psychopath
Registered: Jan. 02
Yeah, I must be insane too because it does have a rather odd erotic effect on me as well. It started when I was working on an indie film during some heavy shooting scenes and had to hold the prop guns for the actors between takes. Holding that Glock(that's GLock)just did something to me...so much so that I went through a very bizarre cop dating fetish just to get my hands on the guns.
I'm ok now though...really.



Where's your Milf mustache?
;)
BigStupid
I got a new status because Alkey figured out how to do it.
posted on 06-25-2002 @ 12:10 AM      
Psychopath
Registered: May. 02
Wanna go on a bizarre underground militia dating fetish?
Milfa
Good newbie with a nice ass.
posted on 06-25-2002 @ 12:19 AM      
Psychopath
Registered: Jan. 02
Mmmmmm...sure. Why not?



Where's your Milf mustache?
;)
BigStupid
I got a new status because Alkey figured out how to do it.
posted on 06-25-2002 @ 12:21 AM      
Psychopath
Registered: May. 02
Why not? I'll tell you why. Because those people are fucking crazy!!!
FN Moron
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posted on 06-25-2002 @ 12:25 AM      
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Registered: Oct. 00
i am a big man
(yes i am)
and i have a big gun
got me a big old dick and i
i like to have fun
held against your forehead
i'll make you suck it
maybe i'll put a hole in your head
you know, just for the fuck of it
i can reduce you if i want
i can devour
i'm hard as fucking steel, and i've got the power
i'm every inch a man, and i'll show you somehow
me and my fucking gun
nothing can stop me now
shoot shoot shoot shoot shoot
i'm going to come all over you
me and my fucking gun
me and my fucking gun







jmoore
posted on 06-25-2002 @ 12:39 AM      
Psychopath
Registered: May. 02
Yeah, nothing like the whine and kickback of a railgun and watching the ion trail trace a bee-line for your opponent's head.

Oh, shit...isn't this "Gaming"? Sorry, wrong board...


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"It kinda looks like Albert Einstein eating a london broil."
Milfa
Good newbie with a nice ass.
posted on 06-25-2002 @ 12:42 AM      
Psychopath
Registered: Jan. 02
...God, now I am really hot...whew!!



Where's your Milf mustache?
;)
Milfa
Good newbie with a nice ass.
posted on 06-25-2002 @ 12:48 AM      
Psychopath
Registered: Jan. 02
quote:

Why not? I'll tell you why. Because those people are fucking crazy!!!

ok..wait..let me fix this...
quote:

[Sarcasm]Mmmmmm...sure. Why not? [/Sarcasm]

Would you like a straw now so that you can continue to suck the fun out of this for me? :rolleyes:



Where's your Milf mustache?
;)
FN Moron
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I Mod VG's ass!
posted on 06-25-2002 @ 1:28 AM      
O&A Board Regular
Registered: Oct. 00
quote:

Would you like a straw now so that you can continue to suck the fun out of this for me?
here you go milfa.... suck some fun with this...







BigStupid
I got a new status because Alkey figured out how to do it.
posted on 06-25-2002 @ 2:41 AM      
Psychopath
Registered: May. 02
That is one fine piece of Chinese weaponry!
The Painter
1/2 a bottle of Jack Daniels... it's a cure-all
posted on 06-25-2002 @ 7:02 AM      
O&A Board Regular
Registered: Sep. 00
This is just to show you that Anthony doesn't just talk the talk. He walks the walk.



You shoot my foot, and I'll shoot your foot.


But is it ART



This message was edited by The Painter on 6-25-02 @ 7:07 AM


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