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Posted ByDiscussion Topic: What's this "two fist test"?
EffinC
posted on 07-12-2002 @ 3:15 PM      
Hanger-On
Registered: Jun. 02
In an Anatomy class in college, we studied proportions of the human body. Most people know the common ones like your "wingspan" should equal your height, and your foot should fit perfectly on the inside of your forearm (when elbow is bent at 90 degrees).

There are 2 proportions that are relevant to this topic however and they both include the hands. You should notice that 2 of your fists should equal one of your hands. With your fingers together and your palm/fingers extended fully, put your other hand balled into a fist so that the back of that hand now rests in the palm of the other (if the thumb wasn't balled into the fist, it would be pointing in the same direction as your open hand's fingers). Line the fist up so that the side of your pinky lines up directly with the 1st "wrinkle" line at your wrist. From there to the tip of your middle finger, another fist should fit perfectly.

Ok, now that you're wondering why this all matters... the distance from that wrist "wrinkle" to the tip of the middle finger is the size of your junk. I believe that works for 95% of all
men over the height of 5'5" and of normal muscle mass. If you don't measure up to that, you simply did not reach maximum arousal. If 2 fists are shorter than your junk, you're bending the back of the palm around or squeezing it to increase the volume.

Ok, that's enough talk about penis...silera needs to reply to this so we can see her cans on a sig and un-gay this thread now....yugh


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