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fatty chopped meat
posted on 03-25-2001 @ 3:06 AM      
Psychopath
Registered: Jan. 01
im flipping thru channels while making someting to drink for myself and what doi see? the f-ing SHOP AT HOME guy that anthony imitates allthe time. the best part was that he was pawning off TIGER WOODS ROOKIE CARDS!!!!!! i started dying laughing because they just payed a bit this afternoon of that dude..... ant's imitations was so dead on too.....



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Buttmunch
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posted on 03-25-2001 @ 5:13 AM      
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Registered: Oct. 00
Personally, I cannot tell you how very, very glad I am that you shared this with me.

I feel privileged to have this insight into your personal life.

Thanks man. I'm glad you brought this to my attention.


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There is no day today.
OL'DIRTDOG
posted on 03-25-2001 @ 5:25 AM      
Psychopath
Registered: Jan. 01
lmao, its 525am, and i didnt think id be able to sleep at all tonight, but now,knowing this, i feel at ease with myself and inner child,also,my problems with my girl have gone away and im ready for bed,i cant thank u enough man =) by the way it is funny and i no what ur talkin bout

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Xcom
posted on 03-25-2001 @ 6:53 AM      
Psychopath
Registered: Sep. 00
I know I seen it the other night I could not stop laughing. Buttmunch, OL'DIRTDOG, take your hands out of each others ass. You bitch about topics you do not like then post in them making em rise to the top of the bbs. RETARDS!

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Mr. Brownstone
posted on 03-25-2001 @ 7:16 AM      
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Registered: Dec. 00
I know what you mean, I laughed so hard I came all over your Mom's face instead of saving it for her balloon knot the way she usually takes it.


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Our conscience in the gutter
Our dreams up in the sky
---The Living End


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FaithfulListener
posted on 03-25-2001 @ 7:52 AM      
Psychopath
Registered: Sep. 00
Dont any of you guys sleep?
God Damn.!!!!
Unfortunatly I never got to see the Shop at home guy, so I am personally glad that you did...wha, what did I say? I'm serious!

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HardCoreDave (TvvisTofFaTe)
posted on 03-25-2001 @ 8:59 AM      
Psychopath
Registered: Jan. 01
xcom...your a newbie see, and buttmunch is not...therefore, you look really bad tryin to insult him...but you guys havent see funny till ya see the motherfucker tryin to sell swords



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This message was edited by HardCoreDave (TvvisTofFaTe) on 3-25-01 @ 12:47 PM
o&aswallow
posted on 03-25-2001 @ 9:20 AM      
O&A Board Regular
Registered: Jan. 01
quote:

i just fell off my chair



FCM, place your chair on a stable surface and sit squarely on the chair. This way you will not accidently fall off, landing on your remote and accidently tune your TV to HSN. This way, we will not have to hear about your exciting activities that you participate in at 3:00 am.

Remember, always practice safe chair sitting.


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Too Many Hotties, Not Enough Horny Goat Weed

It at first you don't succeed, keep on sucking till you do suck seed. - Curly Howard.
fatty chopped meat
posted on 03-25-2001 @ 11:14 AM      
Psychopath
Registered: Jan. 01
wow all you cocksuckers are histerical.... fuck you dickholes



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Corpsegrinderjunk
posted on 03-25-2001 @ 12:30 PM      
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Registered: Aug. 00
Xcom...STrike 1


Is that Magus in the bushes with Raven again?

FU Buttmunch

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opak
posted on 03-25-2001 @ 12:44 PM      
O&A Board Veteran
Registered: May. 00
Brownstone shrink the sig pic...



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JasonFromRiverEdge
posted on 03-25-2001 @ 6:39 PM      
Psychopath
Registered: Feb. 01
That guys is so god damn funny, that everytime I see him I have a seizure and then get in my car and drive off the road laughing while spitting water all over my windshield and J O'ing in the glove compartment ( Dan from Hoboken Reference). I'm not making this up or anything



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jewdown
posted on 03-25-2001 @ 6:57 PM      
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Registered: Jan. 01
JfromRiverbottom, The quote in your sig is wrong. Its, "...and what doES HE do?" I don't know if you were trying to get it wrong on purpose, but I just thought I'd point it out.


Xcom = pansy ass faggot with no dick who takes multiple strap-ons, worn by toothless hookers, in the retum. (rectum, damn near killed em)

JasonFromRiverEdge
posted on 03-25-2001 @ 6:59 PM      
Psychopath
Registered: Feb. 01
JEWDOWN, I don't know if you were trying to be an ass F with the riverbottom comment, if you weren't than I apologize for the previous comment. I know what the real quote was, but the whole point is that no one knows what Melissa does, thus changing the quote to "Who is your daddy, and what DO YOU do?"



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jewdown
posted on 03-25-2001 @ 7:03 PM      
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Registered: Jan. 01
The Riverbottom thing was just a bad joke, kinda like your sig. j/k I get it now.



This message was edited by jewdown on 3-25-01 @ 7:08 PM
King f-tard
posted on 03-26-2001 @ 11:54 AM      
O&A Board Regular
Registered: Feb. 01
I do SO love watching the guy selling swords twirling them around all the time, makes my afternoons so bright.

I also love the j/o in the glovebox reference, although I prefer the ashtray.




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hugenuge42
posted on 03-26-2001 @ 1:32 PM      
Psychopath
Registered: Mar. 01
you gotta love watchin taht shit, you ever try callin the sports guy, i just called up screamin and yellin, the lady takin orders doesnt know what to do, she put me on the air and i just started screamin about what a great deal it was, the guy ate it up, i thought it wouldve been funnier, but i guess most of their callers actually sound like that.
And the sword guy is a whole different story, who sits at home and says "i think i wanna drop a couple grand on swords today"


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