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hammersavage
posted on 03-30-2001 @ 11:07 AM      
Psychopath
Registered: Oct. 00
here it is or use the link: http://www.playboy.com/sports/qa/

The first of what's expected to be a long list of XFL casualties are pre-game hosts Opie and Anthony. Outrageous and crude, obsessed with breasts and with little of the polish of their NFL counterparts, the shock jock duo seemed like a perfect fit for the renegade league. But due to the XFL's flagging ratings, Opie and Anthony got the sack after just four weeks.

A thinking man's Beavis and Butt-head, Opie and Anthony are again focusing all of their demented energy on their New York-based radio show, doing their best to, as Anthony says, "take the low-brow and bring it a little higher."

The pair is known for their cunning stunts -- from broadcasting live while dodging golf balls on a driving range fairway to reporting a fabricated car crash that supposedly took the life of Boston Mayor Tom Menino. The latter -- an April Fool's prank -- fooled the whole of Boston, including Mrs. Menino, and got them fired. Now working at WNEW 102.7 in New York, the pair is best known for Whip'em Out Wednesdays -- or WOW. Slap a WOW sticker on your car, and you may be treated to a drive-by breast-flashing from female fans of the show.

Opie and Anthony have taken a bite out of the 18-49 male demographic that the Howard Stern show has lorded over for years, and Stern, predictably, is no fan of the show. He reportedly became so upset by their hazing that he instructed the brass at Infinity Broadcasting, for whom both he and Opie and Anthony work, to forbid the pair from mentioning his name on-air.
Opie Hughes and Anthony Cumia sat down with Playboy.com and waxed poetic on their short stint with the XFL, the power of the c-word and how O.J. brought them together.

Playboy.com: So what happened to your XFL gig?

Anthony: We were told by NBC that the show was costing about $50,000 a week to put together. We were taking the place of the last half-hour of Access Hollywood in a lot of markets, but it was costing NBC too much money, so they decided to air Access Hollywood in its entirety. If the XFL was doing better, I think we'd still be doing the show. We were having fun.

Opie: They said it had nothing to do with us, and that they'd consider us for future sports projects at NBC.

Playboy.com: Can the XFL be salvaged?

A: They've got to come up with something pretty spectacular to pull it out of the doldrums. I couldn't even hazard a guess as to what it would take.

O: I can sum it up. It's over, Johnny.

Playboy.com: But they'll at least get through the season and re-evaluate for next year....

A: I think they're re-evaluating on a weekly basis.

Playboy.com: What's up with "He Hate Me"?

O: We're still trying to figure out what that means. Supposedly, He Hate Me [Las Vegas Outlaws running back Rod Smart] is just not well-liked by his own team, and he was pointing to his teammates going, "He hate me, he hate me, he hate me."

Playboy.com: Where will He Hate Me go when the league folds?

O: The world always needs ditch diggers.

Playboy.com: How did life change due to the TV gig?

O: We get recognized every day. People that say it's such a drag to be famous, that's ridiculous. It's cool as hell.

Playboy.com: Groupies?

A: We have more than groupies -- we have freaks of nature. There are a couple of girls we call the Retarded Laverne and Shirley. There's Stalker Patty, who's obsessed with Opie.

O: We decided, instead of Stalker Patty hanging outside the building every day, we'd invite her into the studio and see what she's all about.

Playboy.com: Is she attractive?

A: She's hideous.

O: She's a 45-year-old virgin. Says she's waiting for the right guy.

A: That's Ope.

Playboy.com: How did you guys first meet?

A: Opie was on WBAB in Long Island. When the whole O.J. thing went down, he asked the audience for song parodies. I had a band called Rotgut, and we sent a song in called They're Gonna Electric-Shock O.J. to the tune of Sitting on the Dock of the Bay. Opie had Rotgut come in and play it live, and we just clicked. He invited me back a few times and sent out some tapes of us. We got a call from WAAF in Boston, and we took it....

O: [Leafing through the February issue of Playboy]: Look at this! The Centerfold [Lauren Michelle Hill] has small boobs! I've never seen this before in Playboy. I mean, it's cool, she's hot. I'm just surprised. Look at that! They're tiny!

A: Nice ass.

Playboy.com: What are some of your better stunts?

O: We have this bit called "Assault on the Media," where listeners try to wreck live shots with signs. One guy got the c-word on NBC news.

A: The reporter was going live, and he snuck up behind her with a big "CUNT" sign. There it was: "CUNT," on network
television.

We also offered $1000 to any girl who gets her boobs on The Today Show. It took almost two years, but finally someone did it. The camera was panning the crowd before it went to Katie and Matt, and whoop! Her shirt went up.

O: The Today Show now works with a delay. Because of us.

A: We had to go to the ATM and pay this girl off. Never got reimbursed, either.

O: Then there was Voyeurbus, a bus with big windows filled with topless girls. We decided to take it a step higher and put 18 and 19-year-olds on board, calling it "Nude Teen Voyeurbus."

A: We noticed that if you put the word "teen" in front of anything, it makes it better.

O: The bus was going down Broadway, then stopping at City Hall where the girls would take showers in front of Mayor Giuliani. Out of nowhere, all hell broke loose. Thirteen people got arrested.

A: We later found out the Presidential motorcade was in the area. You think Clinton would've cared if a busload of nude teenswas driving around?




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hammersavage
posted on 03-30-2001 @ 11:17 AM      
Psychopath
Registered: Oct. 00
My favorie part was when they called the boys the "thinking mans Beavis and Butthead." that is a great f-ing line.

Opie and Anthony: The thinking mans Beavis and Butthead -Playboy
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**Official Painter of Billboards**
Serious posts only
Joey BigArms
I Need An Old Priest And A Young Priest
posted on 03-30-2001 @ 11:22 AM      
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Registered: Oct. 00
quote:

O: She's a 45-year-old virgin. Says she's waiting for the right guy.
A: That's Ope.


Eff'in classic! Hammersavage thanks for the article and the link.



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posted on 03-30-2001 @ 11:32 AM      
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Registered: Dec. 00
Great link hammer, great f'ng link!

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Doc Smith
I Love Anthony Zinni
posted on 03-30-2001 @ 11:44 AM      
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Registered: Sep. 00
Hey, they stepped up from Penthouse to Playboy...impressive. I was figuring they'd at least have to get a spread (hehe) in Hustler first
Op interupted a serious question to comment on boobs, I think that sums up the show in one line

Rog2K
posted on 03-30-2001 @ 11:56 AM      
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Registered: Jan. 01
What!?!? no money shot!?!?!


Don't hate me because I'm beautiful...
Froy
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posted on 03-30-2001 @ 11:57 AM      
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Registered: Feb. 01
One more interview for the porno trifecta


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hammersavage
posted on 03-30-2001 @ 12:22 PM      
Psychopath
Registered: Oct. 00
no problem dogs.
how gay was that pic of them crouched up naked. crouching tiger, hidden faggots.
i know it was fake and but....
how's that for a topper..tthhllllllllll!!

Opie and Anthony: The thinking mans Beavis and Butthead -Playboy
Mafia Mob Lieut.--Darippa
**Official Painter of Billboards**
Serious posts only

This message was edited by hammersavage on 3-30-01 @ 12:29 PM
King f-tard
posted on 03-30-2001 @ 12:30 PM      
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Registered: Feb. 01
So when are the boys gonna be in Swank mag, cause thats the last one to go. They can do an anal spread.




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Doc Smith
I Love Anthony Zinni
posted on 03-30-2001 @ 12:38 PM      
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Registered: Sep. 00
Froy, have you ever had deja vu?

TheGooch
Mullet Master Yo Gooch, Moron here... how's that for some fucked up shit... Fez is giving you status... Karma sucks, huh?
posted on 03-30-2001 @ 12:51 PM      
O&A Board Regular
Registered: Oct. 00
"Opie and Anthony: The thinking mans Beavis and Butthead"
-Playboy








Like one, that on a lonesome road
doth walk in fear and dread,

And having once turned round walks on,
and turns no more his head;

Because he knows, a frightful fiend
Doth close behind him tread

- Coleridge

The Brain
He's good at teh rhyming questions
posted on 03-30-2001 @ 1:04 PM      
O&A Board Regular
Registered: Feb. 01
Forget "Swank"... everyone knows the boys would much rather be in "Barely Legal"...

"Barely Legal": the only expression where having "TEEN" follow it is better than preceding it

Are you pondering what I'm pondering?
Rog2K
posted on 03-30-2001 @ 1:27 PM      
O&A Board Regular
Registered: Jan. 01
No way! They need to shoot for "Heavely Heffers"!


Don't hate me because I'm beautiful...
TimJ
posted on 03-30-2001 @ 1:40 PM      
Psychopath
Registered: Jan. 01
One of the few times to actually read an article

Mayor Menino
posted on 03-30-2001 @ 1:51 PM      
O&A Board Regular
Registered: Sep. 00
quote:

from broadcasting live while dodging golf balls on a driving range fairway

lmao, never heard that one. must've been a riot though

Fez
The sky is blue
posted on 03-30-2001 @ 2:07 PM      
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Registered: Oct. 00
quote:

: We noticed that if you put the word "teen" in front of anything, it makes it better.




We? We? WE? AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH


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Suzie
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posted on 03-30-2001 @ 3:21 PM      
Psychopath
Registered: Aug. 00
quote:

A: We had to go to the ATM and pay this girl off.



Can a mod please change my status to "Girl who got paid off" Thank you!

Almost 420 . . .

The Painter
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posted on 03-30-2001 @ 3:30 PM      
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Registered: Sep. 00
Fez. I thought of you when I read that. Believe me, I know your pain. I have a laundry list of contributions. Just be happy it was good enough for them to use.

hammersavage
posted on 03-30-2001 @ 6:13 PM      
Psychopath
Registered: Oct. 00
Nice work Gooch. Putting a great visual to a great saying.

Opie and Anthony: The thinking mans Beavis and Butthead -Playboy
Mafia Mob Lieut.--Darippa
**Official Painter of Billboards**
Serious posts only
Fez
The sky is blue
posted on 03-30-2001 @ 6:58 PM      
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Registered: Oct. 00
But my idea made playboy! That is every man's dream! ;) :)


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Axeman
posted on 03-30-2001 @ 7:07 PM      
Hanger-On
Registered: Jan. 01
Hammersavage, thanks for the link and article.
A: We noticed that if you put the word "teen" in front of anything, it makes it better. Hell Yeah

Oh, and it wasn't O, it was J

The Brain
He's good at teh rhyming questions
posted on 03-30-2001 @ 7:15 PM      
O&A Board Regular
Registered: Feb. 01
Hey, the boys have made both PENTHOUSE and PLAYBOY!

::Cues soundboard: "Yeh, 'kay, big whoop, no one cares!"::

When are we finally going to see TEEN PENTHOUSE and TEEN PLAYBOY?
Goddamn if those wouldn't be the top two international publications of all time...

"ARE YOU PONDERING WHAT I'M PONDERING?"
NJshawn
I've Never Heard Better than Eddie Vedder!
posted on 03-30-2001 @ 10:13 PM      
Psychopath
Registered: Sep. 00
The best part is this!

Playboy.com: Groupies?

A: We have more than groupies -- we have freaks of nature. There are a couple of girls we call the Retarded Laverne and Shirley. There's Stalker Patty, who's obsessed with Opie.

O: We decided, instead of Stalker Patty hanging outside the building every day, we'd invite her into the studio and see what she's all about.

Playboy.com: Is she attractive?

A: She's hideous.

O: She's a 45-year-old virgin. Says she's waiting for the right guy.

A: That's Ope.



That is so god damn funny and mean as hell!! I love it! SHawn

hammersavage
posted on 04-02-2001 @ 4:24 PM      
Psychopath
Registered: Oct. 00
for anyone who didn't see it earlier.

Opie and Anthony: The thinking mans Beavis and Butthead -Playboy
Mafia Mob Lieut.--Darippa
**Official Painter of Billboards**
Serious posts only
ozmodias
posted on 04-02-2001 @ 5:07 PM      
Psychopath
Registered: Oct. 00
Opie Quotes: 12
Anthony Quotes: 12
Tie



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This message was edited by ozmodias on 4-2-01 @ 5:11 PM


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