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CriticsLoveSnatch
i know better than to ask for a status from you mean ol' mods
Emo Fag Emo Fag Emo Fag Emo Fag Emo Fag Emo Fag Emo Fag Emo Fag Emo Fag Emo Fag Emo Fag Emo Fag Emo Fag Emo Fag Emo Fag
I shall call him mini-FTL
posted on 04-21-2001 @ 8:25 PM      
O&A Board Regular
Registered: Oct. 00
Figure i'll put myself out there one more time

Still looking to adopt a newbie or two, IM me at Jemo123 or E-mail me at Jemo123@hotmail.com


"Never Underestimate the Power of Stupid People in Large Groups"

My adopted mini-critic is PolishPierogiBoy03251978

Anyone looking to be adopted IM me at Jemo123
Dana Dillon
posted on 04-22-2001 @ 10:18 PM      
O&A Board Regular
Registered: Jan. 01
I have adopted PINKLETTUCE as my adoptee.Have room for one more e-mail @ Sunset020833@aol.com

And many "Thanks" for the Sig Pic Just Jon!
Nothing is planned, by the sea and sand.
My first graduate Pedro Guerrero2717
My second graduate sexbagel


This message was edited by Dana Dillon on 4-23-01 @ 8:57 AM
barbigirl
posted on 04-22-2001 @ 10:19 PM      
Hanger-On
Registered: Oct. 00
I am like a newbie...I'm back boys! And I'm better than ever! Will someone adopt me please???
Tequila
Fez claims this land in the name of Portugal!
Why worry about the train if it never makes it around the tracks?? IrishAlkey wuz here!!!
posted on 04-22-2001 @ 10:27 PM      
O&A Board Veteran
Registered: Jan. 01
If you are searching for adoption please IM me at oanda1027fm or e-mail me at oanda1027fm@aol.com please include your board name in the e-mail.


ACCEPTING ADOPTION APPLICATIONS CLICK BELOW

E-Mail Me

1 Tequila, 2 Tequila, 3 Tequila floor

E-Mail Me

AOL - oanda1027fm

Proud Adoptor Of Sweet Little Sister
Whip This Out
posted on 04-22-2001 @ 11:17 PM      
O&A Board Regular
Registered: Oct. 00
well after the large number of banners i had to bypass to get to this point and christ, it took me 20 minutes to figure out how to post a reply in this new place... Whats up everyone..Ahhh yes the adopt a newbie program...i thought this was started a while ago by a bunch of us as a gag. but i see it is going strong now. Nice to see some old faces, as well as some new ones. Well, just thought an old timer can check in and say whats up. im headin out now to cover myself in cake batter and then jumping into a pit full of fat chicks.
Your old pal,
Whip
(now how the fuck to i post this message...damn, this is high-tech! LOL)




This message was edited by Whip This Out on 4-22-01 @ 11:24 PM
Yahman
posted on 04-23-2001 @ 12:07 AM      
Hanger-On
Registered: Apr. 01
No Luck so far

Drinking? Damn right!
Mi1o Yambag
posted on 04-23-2001 @ 12:15 AM      
O&A Board Regular
Registered: Oct. 00
If anyone;s intrested, I now have one opening in the Yambag family. IM me or email me for details.


A friend with weed is a friend indeed. A friend without it is a friend in need.

"Make the most of hemp seed, sow it everywhere."
--George Washington


My first adopted junior yambag is Ants in My Pants
My second adopted junior yambag is Party Boy
1888RUSTYTROMBONE
It took me 3 minutes to edit nothing
posted on 04-23-2001 @ 3:17 PM      
O&A Board Regular
Registered: Jan. 01
Hey everyone - Its been a while since I posted anything, but anyways I'm looking to be adopted. Unfortunately, since I'm up in the hellhole known as Poughkeepsie, NY attending Marist College, the only way I can get the show is to drive around this crapper of place. Thank god I'll be back on LI in 3 weeks so I can once again listen to O and A. I'd really like to be adopted. You can get a hold of me on AIM at MaristNightmare. I may or may not be able to get back to you due to the fact that i got 2 big assed projects due on thursday and friday. This up coming weekend is good except sunday night since i'm going to see everclear who's playin' at my school. Thanks.



This message was edited by 1888RUSTYTROMBONE on 4-24-01 @ 11:46 AM
hangupthephoneuSKANK
posted on 04-24-2001 @ 11:04 AM      
O&A Board Regular
Registered: Oct. 00
If anyone is looking to be unofficially(but just as good as officially) adopted by me(AIM SN: HangUpDFonUSkank) git in touch with me, I would make your first sig pic if you wish and answer all of your questions of course. anyway, I'm here.

by the way, whip this out, even though we didn't talked a lot, it's nice to see you back.

SO SSSHHHHHHH!!!

"Like PELE and Muhammed Ali,
I'm the culture of personality.
Ask not... what a MOD can do for you....
...Ask what YOU can do for this board!"
FollowThisLogic
Nay. We are but men. ROCK.
The man with the plan.
posted on 04-24-2001 @ 12:09 PM      
O&A Board Regular
Registered: Oct. 00
quote:

If anyone is looking to be unofficially(but just as good as officially) adopted by me(AIM SN: HangUpDFonUSkank) git in touch with me


Didn't Froy and Opak set up OFFICIAL ADOPTERS for a reason? This "unofficial" crap can't fly. Anyone can adopt anyone that way, and that makes official adopters useless. Sorry, bud. Just cause you're jealous that you didn't make the cut doesn't mean you can make your own rules.

By the way, I have two slots open and I am an OFFICIALLY APPROVED ADOPTER. Contact me via email or IM to be adopted....

Click here if you're bored enough to email me.

Me droogies: Two positions currently available.
hangupthephoneuSKANK
posted on 04-24-2001 @ 3:22 PM      
O&A Board Regular
Registered: Oct. 00
Thanks a lot FTL... I'm still taking applications. have a nice day:)

SO SSSHHHHHHH!!!

"Like PELE and Muhammed Ali,
I'm the culture of personality.
Ask not... what a MOD can do for you....
...Ask what YOU can do for this board!"
Sean Cold 3:16
posted on 04-24-2001 @ 4:12 PM      
Hanger-On
Registered: Jan. 70
alrighty, let me make this as simple for you as possible, Skank:

You will adopt no one! Period! End of fuckin story! If you do, or anyone who is not an offical OA apopter, You will be banned from this site for good! Comprende?

If you continue this shit up, I will get pissed yet again!

Ohh and from here on in, if you IM an unoffical oa apopter and you are a newbie, you will be banned as well!

I dare you to fuck with me on this one Skank!

I will now return you all to your regulary scheduled posting all ready in progress....

And Thats The Bottom Line.....


E-Mail Me


Let me help you tie the rope around your neck, Let me help to talk you the wrong way off the ledge, Let me help you hold the glock against your head, Let me help to chain the wieghts onto your legs.....
Get On The Plank Fuck!!!!!


Please do me a favor if I ask and fuckin' kill yourself!

Froy
King Shit
*board owner*

posted on 04-24-2001 @ 4:20 PM      
O&A Board Veteran
Registered: Feb. 01
Exactly, there is a reason that you need authorization to adopt. Don't be stupid, if you are guilty of doing this, remove the names from your sig immediately, and STOP!


~Matt/Froy from Jersey

Official Protector of Gay Marco & SwampJunk...if he ever decides to post.
Goat Pupil
posted on 04-24-2001 @ 4:27 PM      
Psychopath
Registered: Apr. 01
As you can tell, i am a newbie. I am so new that i am not real familiar with this program, but i am interested. so it would help if someone could explain. thanks

hangupthephoneuSKANK
posted on 04-24-2001 @ 4:43 PM      
O&A Board Regular
Registered: Oct. 00
ok, ok... I'm not going to take applications, but let me say this...

the only reason why I'm being blocked from being an OA adopter, is because of a little misunderstanding with Buttmunch, and that's just bullcrap that I can't be one..

I'm actually willing to help people here... [Tom Lickass]but nooo!![/Tom Lickass],

[sarcasm]just say no to immigrants, I'm gonna sue for discrimination against immigrants..[/sarcasm]

I always get bashed on this board, although I still frequent the board parties and pay to get in...

I shouldn't be block from one thing that I wanna do on the board, I have the right to be an OA Adopter...

there is people who never gave any financial help to this board, but still they get to be something that I cannot. I hope you guys change your minds...

by the way FROY, are you going to the unofficial baseball game? just wondering... have a nice day.

SO SSSHHHHHHH!!!

"Like PELE and Muhammed Ali,
I'm the culture of personality.
Ask not... what a MOD can do for you....
...Ask what YOU can do for this board!"


This message was edited by hangupthephoneuSKANK on 4-24-01 @ 4:54 PM
Sean Cold 3:16
posted on 04-24-2001 @ 4:55 PM      
Hanger-On
Registered: Jan. 70
Hey Skank, shut the fuck up you whining cunt!

SSSSSSHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

You are not allowed to adopt because it is already bad enough you are here! We do not need anyone to take the "how To Be A Senseless Asshole" course! We are trying to make sure that we no longer have to put up with nit wits like yourself!

And what is your point about the parties? I make a pledge right here and now that I will pay your fuckin twenty bucks! So now you can stay the fuck home you fuckin ingrate!

And Thats The Bottom Line.....


E-Mail Me


Let me help you tie the rope around your neck, Let me help to talk you the wrong way off the ledge, Let me help you hold the glock against your head, Let me help to chain the wieghts onto your legs.....
Get On The Plank Fuck!!!!!


Please do me a favor if I ask and fuckin' kill yourself!

hangupthephoneuSKANK
posted on 04-24-2001 @ 5:00 PM      
O&A Board Regular
Registered: Oct. 00
Sean, no offence but keep your money to yourself... I go wherever I want, I'm not bitching because of the money but to the fact that someone is willing to help and getting denied.

...give me a break. what do I have to do to change the way you guys think about me?... I'm tired of this... relaxe man.

SO SSSHHHHHHH!!!

"Like PELE and Muhammed Ali,
I'm the culture of personality.
Ask not... what a MOD can do for you....
...Ask what YOU can do for this board!"


This message was edited by hangupthephoneuSKANK on 4-24-01 @ 5:07 PM
Dana Dillon
posted on 04-24-2001 @ 5:06 PM      
O&A Board Regular
Registered: Jan. 01
I have room for one more adoptee......

And many "Thanks" for the Sig Pic Just Jon!
Nothing is planned, by the sea and sand.
My first graduate Pedro Guerrero2717
My second graduate sexbagel
My newest adoptee is PINKLETTUCE
Froy
King Shit
*board owner*

posted on 04-24-2001 @ 8:03 PM      
O&A Board Veteran
Registered: Feb. 01
The Adoption Program has NOTHING TO DO WITH MONEY! I do not sell favors on this board. If your request to be an adoptor has been denied, there is a reason for it. By not adopting when you have been denied permission is just another way to show your support for both the board and its rules. I don't discriminate, I don't take personal issues out on the board, if you haven't learned that by now, you should probably seek adoption yourself!


~Matt/Froy from Jersey

Official Protector of Gay Marco & SwampJunk...if he ever decides to post.
Whip This Out
posted on 04-24-2001 @ 8:29 PM      
O&A Board Regular
Registered: Oct. 00
woah....
i can see you take this adotpion seriously eh froy! LOL
i adopt little chinese children so they can sew me some shirts and shoes, then i extradite them to cuba where a band of cuban soldiers proceed to color the beach red with the blood of innocent chinese children.
who wants to be adopted?
Whip This Out
posted on 04-24-2001 @ 8:29 PM      
O&A Board Regular
Registered: Oct. 00
woah....
i can see you take this adotpion seriously eh froy! LOL
i adopt little chinese children so they can sew me some shirts and shoes, then i extradite them to cuba where a band of cuban soldiers proceed to color the beach red with the blood of innocent chinese children.
who wants to be adopted?
Froy
King Shit
*board owner*

posted on 04-24-2001 @ 8:33 PM      
O&A Board Veteran
Registered: Feb. 01
Don't start Whip, this is supposed to be a serious thread, I am not in the mood to have any more defilings of serious announcements.


~Matt/Froy from Jersey

Official Protector of Gay Marco & SwampJunk...if he ever decides to post.
hangupthephoneuSKANK
posted on 04-24-2001 @ 9:03 PM      
O&A Board Regular
Registered: Oct. 00
With all due respect to the rules and mods related to the adoption a newbie program...

-I don't think that my offer to be an OA Adopter did any defiling on this thread, I wasn't kidding at any time...

-I'll not touch this subject anymore, I'm done with this.

-There are enough OA Adopters out there, I will not make a difference.

-oh well... life goes on.

SO SSSHHHHHHH!!!

"Like PELE and Muhammed Ali,
I'm the culture of personality.
Ask not... what a MOD can do for you....
...Ask what YOU can do for this board!"
Sean Cold 3:16
posted on 04-24-2001 @ 11:40 PM      
Hanger-On
Registered: Jan. 70
If life goes on, fuck nut, then whats with the quote under your sig?

You are such a fuckin cunt!

***trust me peeps, asswipe changed it in music***

And Thats The Bottom Line.....


E-Mail Me


My basic disk will make you take a razor into your wrist
Make you satanistic
Make you take the pistol to your face
And place the clip and cock it back
And let it go untill your brains
are rippin' out your skull so bad
And sew you back and be a waste of stitches


Please do me a favor if I ask and fuckin' kill yourself!



This message was edited by Sean Cold 3:16 on 4-24-01 @ 11:42 PM
adolescentmasturbator
posted on 04-24-2001 @ 11:55 PM      
O&A Board Regular
Registered: Jan. 01
Not to be an ass kisser like Tequila but if anyone was impartial it would be Froy so don't think you aren't allowed because of past happenings.



E-Mail Me
IM me at stickysituation2

The Fourth International Is At Hand. The Beatiful Hand of Socialism Will Come and Sweep Away the Imperialist Pigs. Crush Your Oppressors.


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