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wow1027wnew
posted on 02-27-2001 @ 2:18 AM      
Psychopath
Registered: Aug. 00
*This was in the THURSDAY FEBRUARY 22 DAILY NEWS’ ANN LANDERS ADVICE COLUMN:



>DEAR ANN LANDERS: I AM A 44-year-old woman and recently began a relationship with a man who is the same age. You will probably find this hard to believe, Ann, but I have never been intimate with a man in my entire life. I am not afraid of sex, I simply have not had the opportunity. Please understand that I am a perfectly normal woman, but my upbringing was rather rigid, and I was always respectful of the “boundaries.”
My question is, should I tell my gentleman friend that I am still a virgin before we get to that crucial point, or should I just allow things to take their natural course and let him find out for himself? This is too delicate a matter to discuss with anyone I know. Please give me your advice, Ann. I’ll watch for it in my local paper. I DON’T DARE SIGN MY NAME OR INITIALS. ---A LADY IN WAITING WHO HAS NEVER BEEN THERE OR DONE THAT<

*OK people…Does this sound EXACTLY like Stalker Patty or what? Just look at the key words: “Boundaries”, “Not had the opportunity”, “I DON’T DARE SIGN MY NAME OR INITIALS!!” I would like some feedback on what you guys think. Am I imagining things, or am I on to something here? Let me know.
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Drunk Boy
posted on 02-27-2001 @ 2:27 AM      
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Registered: Sep. 00
quote:

recently began a relationship with a man


Well that tells me that its not her right there. I don't think she is in a relationship at this or any time.



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This message was edited by Drunk Boy on 2-27-01 @ 2:28 AM
FoundryMusicMatt
posted on 02-27-2001 @ 2:29 AM      
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Registered: Dec. 00
Well I dunno Drunk Boy, you weren't at the XFL show a couple weeks ago when Patti had two....TWO guys hangin off her. She's a regular dude-magnet these days...


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Drunk Boy
posted on 02-27-2001 @ 2:30 AM      
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Registered: Sep. 00
quote:

Please understand that I am a perfectly normal woman


Another Clue!!!!

Did you read this???? ;)






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wow1027wnew
posted on 02-27-2001 @ 2:37 AM      
Psychopath
Registered: Aug. 00
Well Patty does consider herself NORMAL...even though we all know different. And she did say some guy drove her to get her waxing that time. Listen, this may very well not be her, but the resemblences are pretty freaky. don't you think?



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posted on 02-27-2001 @ 9:59 AM      
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Registered: Aug. 00
Well don't keep us hanging, what was Ann Landers' advice?

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Sephiroth
posted on 02-27-2001 @ 10:04 AM      
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Registered: Dec. 00
I dont think its her. Then again, if she has no qualms about getting Nip hair waxed on live radio.....



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wow1027wnew
posted on 02-28-2001 @ 12:34 AM      
Psychopath
Registered: Aug. 00
Ok I didn't think Ann Lander's advice meant anything, but maybe it does, so here it is:

>Dear Lady: If and when you are ready to become intimate with this gentleman, by all means, tell him that this is a "first" for you. Keep in mind, however, that you are well within the child-bearing age. I hope you will discuss this with your gynecologist and get some briefing. You need educating, my dear.<

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