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FoundryMusicJeff
posted on 05-17-2001 @ 1:01 AM      
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Registered: Jan. 01
Sorry guys. I had to reduce the application and timeout values on both Foundry and Opieanthony.com.

What does this mean? Upon logging in, you have ten minutes before your you have to log in again. If you are inactive for more than five minutes, you have to log in again. This will reduce the amount of active sessions, thus reducing server load.

This is an absolute necessity at this point. It seems the load on both sites have gone far beyond my expectations. We have truly reached the limit of what Cold Fusion 4.5 can handle, performance wise. Perhaps version 5.0 will feature a more robust processing engine. Hopefully our ISP will upgrade (wink wink, nudge nudge.)

I'm sorry, but you're just going to have to deal with logging in every so often. Will it be an inconvenience, yes, but just remember both services are still free, and logging in takes the most of five seconds.

If you're planning your FU already, please be aware that complaining about the site and its functionality will just make you look like a tool. Only in this day and age would a person complain about having to move his mouse around more than necessary.

I'll be watching for them though, and I will most assuredly respond in the resoundingly negative accompanied with my usual repetoire of colorful metaphors.

Don't defile this thread.

Jeff

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opak
posted on 05-17-2001 @ 1:22 AM      
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Registered: May. 00
Im sure no one will say a fucking word...they wouldnt want to get banned or anything...

FoundryMusicJeff
posted on 05-17-2001 @ 1:37 AM      
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I'm sure they will. Everyone's got such big balls behind that keyboard of theirs.

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Limey Mothercocker
posted on 05-17-2001 @ 1:59 AM      
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goddamn jeff, this is such a pain in the ass, could you make it a little easier please. ;)
no, seriously though, i think a lot of people don't realize how much time you put into the websites that we enjoy every day. but some of us do appreciate it, so fu to anyone who feels like complaining, if you don't like it leave. just remember if you're writing something really long to copy before you hit reply, just in case you've taken too long to write it.



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Sephiroth
posted on 05-17-2001 @ 2:15 AM      
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Registered: Dec. 00
Good thing you mentioned this. I was starting to think my Computer was fucking up. No problems here. Nothing too hard to handle.



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FaithfulListener
posted on 05-17-2001 @ 7:46 AM      
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Registered: Sep. 00
Jeff, I realize what a hard job it is to keep this site up and running. and how much work is involved.
ya gotta take the good with the bad,right?


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FoundryMusicJeff
posted on 05-17-2001 @ 8:38 AM      
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Registered: Jan. 01
I'm not really complaining, just letting you all know. I'm anticipating the sudden flood of "why the fuck am i forced to log in every ten minutes" emails.



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FoundryMusicJeff
posted on 05-17-2001 @ 8:44 AM      
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Registered: Jan. 01
Also, please don't post in tech support about the server busy or lag problems. I KNOW. We're working on it. Nobody is on both sites more than I am. If there's an error I probably know about it.

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opski
posted on 05-17-2001 @ 9:10 AM      
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Registered: Apr. 01
don't worry jeff no one will notice

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cockbreath
posted on 05-17-2001 @ 10:28 AM      
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Registered: May. 01
Cold Fusion sucks.
The Brain
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posted on 05-17-2001 @ 11:00 AM      
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Registered: Feb. 01
Don't stress it, Jeff. We know you work very hard to keep the ships afloat. Whatever it takes to keep the place up, we're behind you 100 percent. :)



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Sluggo667
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posted on 05-17-2001 @ 12:46 PM      
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I was wondering what was up last night...Now I know...that's cool, we can deal...


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Yankee Bleacher Anthony
posted on 05-17-2001 @ 1:08 PM      
Psychopath
Registered: Sep. 00
Jeff thanks for all your work I appreciate it.

borss29
posted on 05-17-2001 @ 2:54 PM      
Hanger-On
Registered: May. 01
I thought it was my modem. No problem






Dumb people annoy me!!
LaughRiot
posted on 05-17-2001 @ 3:52 PM      
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Registered: Jan. 70
Lets see.. less log in time = more sessions for more people = no more/not as many of those, server load messages = less stress and less double posts = more gooder all around.. logging in every 10 mintues vs never quite knowing if your post/reply made it as for better then the way it was setup.


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adolescentmasturbator
posted on 05-17-2001 @ 3:55 PM      
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quote:

Cold Fusion sucks.


Very enlightening. And i'd like to give a fuck you to the ads, oh wait wrong thread.



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jap bike jim
posted on 05-17-2001 @ 4:14 PM      
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Registered: Dec. 00
what ever helps the site work better. If you did it with out telling i don't think anyone would notice anyway.

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Fez
The sky is blue
posted on 05-17-2001 @ 4:51 PM      
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Registered: Oct. 00
quote:

Lets see.. less log in time = more sessions for more people = no more/not as many of those, server load messages = less stress and less double posts = more gooder all around.. logging in every 10 mintues vs never quite knowing if your post/reply made it as for better then the way it was setup.



Holy shit! Heap made sense!


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adolescentmasturbator
posted on 05-17-2001 @ 5:03 PM      
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quote:

Currently I've adopted meatballnip and GOD of PHUK. None of which are crack babies...damn


Have you read FC lately?



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Fez
The sky is blue
posted on 05-17-2001 @ 5:21 PM      
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Registered: Oct. 00
quote:

Have you read FC lately?



Nice! They are crack babies!


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Currently I've adopted meatballnip and GOD of PHUK. None of which are crack babies...damn
IkeaBoy
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posted on 05-17-2001 @ 5:28 PM      
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Registered: Sep. 00
I'm not going to complain but I have a question. Do any of the changes end up making some computers/browsers unable to access Opieanthony.com because this it's taken me three computers to finally get onto Opieanthony.com. I appreciate what you are doing however, I'm just wondering if it's just me.

EDITed for spelling errors, not intended to defile.



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This message was edited by IkeaBoy on 5-17-01 @ 5:43 PM
LaughRiot
posted on 05-17-2001 @ 5:32 PM      
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Registered: Jan. 70
quote:

it's taken me three computer sto finally get onto Opieanthony.com


So you bought 3 computers just for this website.. and your keyboard is still broken?


I'm your quiet neighbor.
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"The reason that pussy is always cold is because its attached to a women." - Tequila
"No I dont work for any of the snack cake distributors anymore" - Tequila
"Another brilliant thread by the heap." - adolescentmasturbator
"Is anyone else really starting to like The Heap?" - NOT HummerLovin I swear
"Hmmm... One of anthony's last posts was directed at The Heap.. Since then, Anthony hasn't posted.. Since then, The Heap has...... Hmmmmmmmmm......." - HummerLovin

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posted on 05-17-2001 @ 5:40 PM      
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guys did you read the part about not defiling this thread?????? thanx




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the way things are going
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FoundryMusicJeff
posted on 05-17-2001 @ 6:31 PM      
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Registered: Jan. 01
Laugh riot, can you cut the quotes down to maybe two lines?

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LaughRiot
posted on 05-17-2001 @ 6:53 PM      
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Registered: Jan. 70
yeah, I did that about an hour ago after seeing how much space I was taking up...


I'm your quiet neighbor.




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