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Arthur Dent
posted on 05-17-2001 @ 5:13 PM      
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Registered: Nov. 00
Ever get pranked called? Did you fall for it or did you turn the tables?



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jap bike jim
posted on 05-17-2001 @ 5:17 PM      
Psychopath
Registered: Dec. 00
i got pranked once and it was pretty sad.
the caller called said he had my sisters and they were sitting 5 feet from me watching tv. He got really mad when i started laughin. People should plan their calls a little better at least call me at 2:30 in the morning.

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LaughRiot
posted on 05-17-2001 @ 5:38 PM      
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Registered: Jan. 70
I got 1 call once.. it was a collect call the computer voice said YOU HAVE A COLLECT CALL FROM.. then the recorded part screamed "Big Daddy Kaaaaane!!!!!".

I hung up.


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posted on 05-17-2001 @ 7:35 PM      
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Registered: Sep. 00
I use to pull a few here and there.
I was pretty damn smart though when someone tried to pull one on me. I usually got them to hang up first before they tried anything.


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JasonFromRiverEdge
posted on 05-17-2001 @ 9:58 PM      
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Registered: Feb. 01
I work at a movie theater and the best is when someone calls one of our pay phones. I usually pick up pretending to be some old lady and ask whoever is on the phone if they want to come over and give me a good F'n, they usually hang up horrified.



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chris4130
posted on 05-17-2001 @ 10:05 PM      
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Registered: Mar. 01
i only got pranked once or twice...and i tried to turn the tables but they were like little 8th graders so they got scared and hung up

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DaYellowJuandasun
posted on 05-19-2001 @ 8:46 PM      
Psychopath
Registered: Jan. 01
well, i found the silent game the best way to deal with telemarketers, they usually keep talking then hang up within 2 minutes!!

"listen mister if you shut up i'm gonna kick 100%of your ASS!!"
HardCoreDave (TvvisTofFaTe)
posted on 05-19-2001 @ 9:03 PM      
Psychopath
Registered: Jan. 01
if you just reply wit "Kill Yourself", theyll hang up

you can also put the guilt trip on them,"ah damnit your prank calling me, this is all i needed today, i lost my job, my wife left me, my one and only child from my half sterile sperm died 1 year ago today, and your prank calling me..."then try to make gun clicking noises and they'll stay on to try to get you to put down the gun, thas when ya say"what gun, im just fixing some dinner"



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Voyer bus window licker
posted on 05-19-2001 @ 9:10 PM      
Psychopath
Registered: Mar. 01
this is mean but its funny
my grandmother had parkinsons and alzhimers
and every once and a while i give her a call and asked for moe lester and haywood jablowme... and she didnt know any better and called around her house looking for a moe lsester and a haywood jablowme... im a sick bastard



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posted on 05-19-2001 @ 9:22 PM      
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Registered: Oct. 00
licker that is just WRONG WRONG WRONG WRONG WRONG!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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PaintballJoe
posted on 05-19-2001 @ 9:23 PM      
Psychopath
Registered: Oct. 00
At a paintball field I worked at, People were required to call and make a reservation before playing-I dont remember ever answering the phone saying something like "Hello" or "Planet Paintball" like we were supposed to.
The best ones were after I heard the O&A run-around call from someone trying to reach Carrol Miller(funny stuff) and it was pretty much the same characters.
Then there were the not as funny ones like Yankee Ticket office or something just plain stupid.


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Davekf
posted on 05-21-2001 @ 10:05 AM      
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Registered: May. 01
My friend was in a high school in Rochester NY, and they used to always answer the payphone in strange ways. One time they picked it up "City Morgue, You kill em, we chill em" and the lady on the other end started crying hysterically. She was calling to tell her son that his grandmother had just died. Pretty sick if u ask me.

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njstrawberry
posted on 05-21-2001 @ 11:50 AM      
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Registered: Feb. 01
quote:

Ever get pranked called? Did you fall for it or did you turn the tables?


NO and NO.

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WookiePoolParty
posted on 05-21-2001 @ 7:35 PM      
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Registered: Mar. 01
quote:

payphone in strange ways. One time they picked it up "City Morgue, You kill em, we chill em" and the lady on the other end started crying hysterically

I have a payphone pickup from my youth- it's awful, and horrible and in extremely porr taste.
So I'm going to post it here:
Pick up the phone and say, "Anne's Abortions. You rape 'em, we scrape 'em."

I'm so sorry...

Mace

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hummerjon
posted on 05-23-2001 @ 1:42 PM      
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Registered: Sep. 00
Talking of sick phone calls, when i was a bastard of a teenager, i used to go thru the local lost pet ads and call the people with lost dogs and cats and describe the pet as listed in the ad and ask them if the pet is still lost, they would say yes, then i would ask them if they knew where (insert local road here) and they would say Yes, then Id ask them if they owned a shovel?? Most would be puzzled then id say well u better bring that shovel to scrape you pet off local road and hang up
Yes ill be sitting in first class next to O and A on my way to hell



This message was edited by hummerjon on 5-23-01 @ 1:47 PM
KOATAS
posted on 05-23-2001 @ 1:55 PM      
Psychopath
Registered: Oct. 00
I tried most of these pranks at home. My Mom got tired of it after awhile.

And on the 4th day I said, "Let there be WOW!"


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