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Sinn Fein
posted on 06-04-2001 @ 10:08 PM      
Hanger-On
Registered: Jun. 01
I've been listening to O&A since February. I live near Philly and can get a weak signal from WNEW at my house. I work in NJ (mostly in the north) and have been introducted to O&A by one of my co-workers. Like everyone else, I'm hating the fact that they aren't on right now. But, hearing the "worst of" is helping me get caught up.

GAYsian
posted on 06-04-2001 @ 10:31 PM      
Hanger-On
Registered: May. 01
Hey Guys
Like the name says, I am a GAYsian... SUrprise Surprise, we do exist. Just wanted to say that I've been listening to the O/A show for a WHILE now and finally found the right name to register under. If you guys have any quesitons, hey.. feel free to ask.. "SERIOUS QUESTIONS ONLY PLEASE" ha ha ...

take it easy fellas..

Just for your info, I'm no flaming fag, I don't have that Stupid doll gay marco has, I don't go clubbing, I don't do any of that gay shit that the typical fags get into.. I'm GAY YES, but I don't march in parades...

okay, I'm ready to be tooled now...



FollowThisLogic
Nay. We are but men. ROCK.
The man with the plan.
posted on 06-04-2001 @ 11:47 PM      
O&A Board Regular
Registered: Oct. 00
See, that's really funny.

When I saw "Welcome our newest member, GAYsian", I thought it was just someone registering the nifty new name they'd heard on the show that day.

I never thought it would actually APPLY to the person who registered it.

And around these parts, it takes a degree of bravery to come right out and admit that. I've gotta say that I respect it.

You can also make an intelligible post, which is more than I can say for... well.... MANY people...

One bit of advice: I hope you have a sense of humor, and can take a gay joke or two. If not, develop one, or else your time here may not be enjoyable. If you are at the butt end of a gay joke, it would be expected that you counter-attack with an insult, as opposed to getting offended. MOST level-headed posters here would only mean gay comments to be in jest, and not a serious attack.

Click here if you're bored enough to email me.

Me droogies: Syndra is waiting at the Corova Milk Bar. One position available.
BlinkFan
posted on 06-05-2001 @ 12:25 AM      
Hanger-On
Registered: Jun. 01
Hi, i've been reading these forums ever since i heard O&A talk about it. Never really felt the need to post but i figured this would be a good time and place. Later

Mr. Brownstone
posted on 06-05-2001 @ 2:43 PM      
O&A Board Regular
Registered: Dec. 00
Hey DoubleSecretProbation, get in touch with me.



There is a theory which states that if anyone discovers exactly what the universe is for and why it is here, it will instantly disappear and be replaced by something even more bizarre and inexplicable. There is another which staes this has already happened. ---Douglas Adams

Now seeking junior Brownstones to adopt


I see stupid people...They're everywhere...They don't know they're stupid...
TwatGunk
posted on 06-05-2001 @ 3:31 PM      
Hanger-On
Registered: Jun. 01
For your submission: The sole of one fresh newbie. Barely used. Very impressionable and willing to learn the ways of the message board. Not afraid to post things to educate or infuriate. Looking forward to the debauchery. :(


"Hoping to make the message boards...MORE GOODER!!"
Mayor of Sloatsburg
posted on 06-05-2001 @ 4:00 PM      
Psychopath
Registered: Oct. 00
Thanks to FollowThisLogic's definition, I am not a newbie, so please ignore my low post numbers. I simply enjoy the banter going back and forth and the tooling on those deserving bags of douche as I kill time here at work. Peace!

Former baseball teammate of Joey Big Arms,

Big Al from Jersey

"Have you talked to your doctor about Stacker 2?"
FollowThisLogic
Nay. We are but men. ROCK.
The man with the plan.
posted on 06-05-2001 @ 4:30 PM      
O&A Board Regular
Registered: Oct. 00
Hey, if you know how shit works, that's all it takes. The minute you receive a major bashing, head to the adoption agency.

Click here if you're bored enough to email me.

Me droogies: Syndra is waiting at the Corova Milk Bar. One position available.
i'm a cop u idiot
posted on 06-05-2001 @ 4:34 PM      
Hanger-On
Registered: May. 01
Hey all:
Been on for a little while now and I hope I havent been making stupid posts.
Anyway, I can take a tooling if I do F-up so feel free if I do!

Graduated from Drunken GW's school of drinking and presidency.

Drink tha Beers!!!!!!!

Dubbya
posted on 06-05-2001 @ 4:51 PM      
Hanger-On
Registered: Jun. 01
Introducing myself...been lurking for a while...hope to make valuable contributions

I may have no energy policy...
But I have two Hot TEEN Daughters
GAYsian
posted on 06-05-2001 @ 7:42 PM      
Hanger-On
Registered: May. 01
I know all about the guys, and YEP -- I have a sense of humor.. I DO NOT get offended easily..
I've been listening to the guys since October 1999...

BRING IT ON FELLAS!!!













Mr. Brownstone
posted on 06-05-2001 @ 8:22 PM      
O&A Board Regular
Registered: Dec. 00
Howdy...faggot!!!

j/k, welcome aboard:)



There is a theory which states that if anyone discovers exactly what the universe is for and why it is here, it will instantly disappear and be replaced by something even more bizarre and inexplicable. There is another which staes this has already happened. ---Douglas Adams

Now seeking junior Brownstones to adopt


I see stupid people...They're everywhere...They don't know they're stupid...
DoubleScret Probation
posted on 06-05-2001 @ 8:37 PM      
Hanger-On
Registered: Jun. 01
Mr Brownstone, or should I call you Daddy....I am one step closer to graduation, see i have my own sig pic!


Bluto: Over? Did you say "over"? Nothing is over until we decide it is! Was it over when the Germans bombed Pearl Harbor? Hell no!
Otter: Germans?
Boon: Forget it, he's rolling.
Bluto: And it ain't over now. 'Cause when the goin' gets tough... [thinks hard] the tough get goin'! Who's with me?
oa_lax
posted on 06-05-2001 @ 9:06 PM      
Hanger-On
Registered: Nov. 00
What's up? Yeah, i am lurker trned newbie. I guess i am game to be someone's prison bit...er um...adoptee.

Rob

HAVE YOU KISSED MY ASS TODAY?
The O & A Radio Network
posted on 06-05-2001 @ 9:13 PM      
Hanger-On
Registered: Feb. 01
With all the bogus contract talks it doesn't seem absurd to keep a thread about newbies up top so...

This is The O & A Radio Network, signing on...

Keep it tuned..



Power-power-power-powered by Ron and Fez
Ow-ow-own-owned by Infinity Broadcasting...
ErinMoran
posted on 06-05-2001 @ 9:34 PM      
Hanger-On
Registered: May. 01
Hi im Erin Moran nad finally decided to join the board after hearing so many scary stories. Yes im the former star of Happy days and Yes i gave Scott Baio skull.

Does Anyone know where they get "The Yellow ones his son"...and "Howdy faggot" quotes from....thanks



*yes I touched
Scott Baios junk*
Headless baby
posted on 06-05-2001 @ 9:37 PM      
Hanger-On
Registered: Jun. 01
When I get a brain I will think of something funny to say.

hornygoatweed23
I've Got A Vagina With Teeth.
G.O.O.F.B.A.H.G.S.
Dragoon Battalion
My friends call me Weed
posted on 06-05-2001 @ 9:39 PM      
O&A Board Regular
Registered: Jan. 01
Headless Baby, welcome to the board - and that is one disturbing sig pic!



"I'm learning all about my life....by looking through her eyes...."

Feel free to drop me a line, and have a nice day!



coax
posted on 06-05-2001 @ 9:53 PM      
Hanger-On
Registered: May. 01
quote:

Does Anyone know where they get "The Yellow ones his son"...and "Howdy faggot" quotes from....thanks



Welcome to the board Erin, "the big yellow one is the sun", is Brian Reegan a comedian that appears on the O and A show from time to time, and "howdy faggot" is Jim bruer-best comedian ever.

I am deeply chilled, yet strangely entertained by Headless Baby's sig...nice job.



You show me an imagination, and I will show you a man with no toys.
NEWEST MEMBER OF GRUMPY'S ADOPTED FAMILY
FollowThisLogic
Nay. We are but men. ROCK.
The man with the plan.
posted on 06-06-2001 @ 12:34 AM      
O&A Board Regular
Registered: Oct. 00
quote:

I've been listening to the guys since October 1999...


Well then.... if you haven't gotten offended yet, especially to the point where you stop listening, then you'll do fine here.

quote:

and "howdy faggot" is Jim bruer-best comedian ever.


Jim Breuer does rock, but that clip is from The Kids In The Hall. As is "We got ourselves a purdy little faggot!"

Click here if you're bored enough to email me.

Me droogies: Syndra is waiting at the Corova Milk Bar. One position available.
leather-cheerio-face
posted on 06-06-2001 @ 4:25 AM      
Psychopath
Registered: Jun. 01
get it? umm, huh? the boat left and I wasn't on the boat...
I registered on this board because I wet myself whenever I listen to O & A. Not because I have the bladder of a 5 year old (well, I do, but I keep it on a shelf in my closet), but due to the fact that them and theirs are the funniest group of f-ing people I've ever heard on the radio, and I just wanted to learn more about them. I don't mean any disrespect, but I really don't have the time or inclination to go through this whole adoption thing. I didn't sign up to be part of some secret fraternal order, I just wanted to talk to other people who appreciated O & A. Now, let the flaming begin, but I have to warn you, I'm like Jackie Chan, Bruce Willis, and O & A, I always win. Then again thats really up to froy, isn't it? Oh well, all I wanted was a f-ing sammich....



This message was edited by leather-cheerio-face on 6-6-01 @ 4:43 AM
Opie696
G.O.O.F.B.A.H.G.S.
Soldier of Fortune Spec Ops Division
posted on 06-06-2001 @ 9:43 AM      
O&A Board Regular
Registered: Feb. 01
to the top.


We're all just monkeys!!
Black Lazerus
posted on 06-06-2001 @ 9:49 AM      
Psychopath
Registered: May. 01
Just Signing In to Let Every One Know Im Here Now
No i don't wear all Black yes I have been With a Women Unlike Some Black Person We All Know

Way Of Life Is to Quote Bernie Mack
quote:

" If People don't like you for who you are then Fuckum"



You can do more with a kind word and a gun than with just a kind word. AL CAPONE
Are you feeling tired, are you feeling faint.
Get the F*** of my Obstacle Private Pile!!!!

FollowThisLogic
Nay. We are but men. ROCK.
The man with the plan.
posted on 06-06-2001 @ 11:08 AM      
O&A Board Regular
Registered: Oct. 00
quote:

but I really don't have the time or inclination to go through this whole adoption thing.


See, the whole "fraternal order" thing means you missed the point.... adoption is for people who want to become regular posters here and don't want to have to go through all the bullshit of being tooled on.... to be able to have someone they can go to when they have questions... someone who can answer them and give them pointers....

Click here if you're bored enough to email me.

Me droogies: Syndra is waiting at the Corova Milk Bar. One position available.
nubdik
posted on 06-06-2001 @ 11:24 AM      
Hanger-On
Registered: Jan. 01
quote:

If you are at the butt end of a gay joke, ...


Follow - whether intended or not, THAT's pretty funny too.

Great advice for ANY newbie, by the way.




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