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Dryblood
posted on 02-27-2001 @ 3:44 PM      
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Registered: Sep. 00
who was the Timmy in ur school....

in my school we didnt have anyones besides
the fat kids that got slamed all the time.



It's a message in blood
It's your cryptic warning
Within the message in blood
Marks the years of pain,
And your godforsa
fatty chopped meat
posted on 02-27-2001 @ 3:49 PM      
Psychopath
Registered: Jan. 01
i was the one who got the crap beaten out of me all the time >> (j/k)

in my school it was this kid named chris who (no bullshit) used to pick his nose, put the boogers on his arm, then lick them off his arm one by one. needless to say, he was a bit slow.



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Thanks big brother.
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Smoke Weed Every Day
posted on 02-27-2001 @ 3:50 PM      
Hanger-On
Registered: Dec. 00
anybody have a human calculator/chess grand master type??

Talk Show Host
posted on 02-27-2001 @ 3:51 PM      
Hanger-On
Registered: Jan. 01
hey i am 14 so i know all about this i am 6'3 so if anyone picks on me there ass will be kicked but right now in high school its not the fat kids that get picked on it the losers kids (although a good fat kid chase always fun)





This message was edited by Talk Show Host on 2-27-01 @ 3:53 PM
IkeaBoy
P.L.F.
Portugese Liberation Front- Liberating Status' everywhere from the Tyranny of Portugal
I will die a traitor's death
posted on 02-27-2001 @ 3:52 PM      
O&A Board Veteran
Registered: Sep. 00
There was a freak who looks like a missing link and I caught him sleeping in the hall in high school.



Latino21aka
posted on 02-27-2001 @ 3:56 PM      
Psychopath
Registered: Oct. 00
DRYBLOOD,DON'T YOU GET TIRED OF POSTING FUCKING USELESS TOPICS?(DON'T TAKE OFFENSE,I HAVEN'T BEEN HERE FOR 2 MONTHS,JUST FUCKING AROUND)



Latino21akaBoricua21@opieanthony.com
Dryblood
posted on 02-27-2001 @ 4:00 PM      
O&A Board Regular
Registered: Sep. 00
no offense taken....everytime i post a stupid
topic and someone replies and tells me it i get
off. so thanks to u i just cranked out another
one. :)



It's a message in blood
It's your cryptic warning
Within the message in blood
Marks the years of pain,
And your godforsa
SpiderBob
posted on 02-27-2001 @ 4:02 PM      
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Registered: Oct. 00
Well we had a geeky kid who knew the first 300 numbers of the number Pi.

Rangers Suck!
Angelo from da Bronx
posted on 02-27-2001 @ 4:07 PM      
Psychopath
Registered: Dec. 00
-He had this one semi-cripple girl in our school from the 6th through 8th grade years. She could walk, but it was w/ a limp, and her one arm was pretty much useless. Anyway, this girl was not only the cripple of the school, but she was a bitch. So everyone used to mess w/ her. Here are a few things that we did to her:

-She would choose to participate in gym. So whenever we played dodgeball, everyone would hit her up as hard as they could, even after she was out and sitting on the side.

-One day we put peas in her seat. The seats were pea-green so she didnt notice. So when she sat on em, and then got up, she had peas squased all over the back of her pants.

-One day a bunch of people from class were walkin to the HS after class. And we had to pass over a ditch. This girl fell in the ditch, on her back. couldnt get up. looked like a turtle that got flipped over. we left her there for a while before some1 helped her.

-That was just a few stories. I really feel like a dick now, but at the time, it seemed funny.

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BannerClicker
posted on 02-27-2001 @ 4:14 PM      
Psychopath
Registered: Dec. 00
In my HS they would put the retarded kids with everyone else for lunch and there was this one kid, we called him L.B.R.K.(little black retarded kid--very creative, i know), who would stare at us with this evil look and shoot spit balls. any time he walked near us it really freaked us out.

"Who is your daddy and what does he do?"
1st Sgt. Fil
Stand up straight
Stomach in
Shoulders back
SOUND OFF!!!
posted on 02-27-2001 @ 4:49 PM      
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Registered: Sep. 00
My high school actually had THREE Timmys!
Two girls one guy.
The fist girl and the guy both had very mild cerebral palsy, and the only time you could tell was when they walked, otherwise, they seemed pretty normal. Noone bothered to pick on them because they were pretty well liked, and I use to walk with the girl to lunch before I went to Vocational school.
The other girl was born with no lower legs, and wore prosthetics. She was lucky, noone picked on her either. In fact she was treated like the other normal students.
I would consider myself a timmy because I have tourette syndrome. I didn't get picked on though because I was bigger than most of the students, I wrestled for four years, and I'm a pretty good fistfighter in the schoolyard.
However, the other students despised me because I read better than most of them, and I always made them look bad in class by showing my intelligence. And of course, I liked to pour salt in the wound by telling them this little ditty.
"Imagine that, a retard that makes it to the honor roll and is in honor classes. The funny part is I'm also the Cpatain of the wrestling team. And I'm the retard. Ok, yur special. As special as a blue light at K-mart, Now don't you feel... DUMB!"
Hey, noone ever told me I was different or special, I was just told to do better than others. It payed off I tell ya.

DON'T CALL ME SIR, I WORK
FOR A LIVING!

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op-ack
posted on 02-27-2001 @ 5:02 PM      
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Registered: Jan. 01
My friend is the human calculator. If I'm in a store, i go whats the tax. BAM instantly a number. Also at a catholic school we have a kid named weinstien we know he isn't a jew but we call him jew anyway. Whenever he talks we'll yell NEIN SPREKEN.

Kim
posted on 02-27-2001 @ 5:31 PM      
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Registered: Jan. 01
Sgt. Fil,

I think it is great the way you handled the adversity...its too bad more don't do the same...Growing up is hard enough; then adding immature assholes makes it hell! :)

How close to the edge can you get without going over???
1st Sgt. Fil
Stand up straight
Stomach in
Shoulders back
SOUND OFF!!!
posted on 02-27-2001 @ 6:10 PM      
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Registered: Sep. 00
Thanx Kim. I always love to defy adversity.

DON'T CALL ME SIR, I WORK
FOR A LIVING!

The NCO club: SSGT.
Jbravo17, SGT BigBlackFez, and
SGT.URoverWHEREnow




mirear hurtz
posted on 02-27-2001 @ 6:28 PM      
Psychopath
Registered: Feb. 01
you know, now that I think of it, didnt every High school have the retart section. My freinds and I used to go up to the ugliest, and fatest tart girl, and tell her that one of my friends, wanted to go out with heer. Then of course they'd get so exited, drewl all over the place and run up to that person and hug them.



Even better, I used to tease the hell out of them with my laser pointer. They'd go around the halls and chase it.







This message was edited by mirear hurtz on 2-28-01 @ 6:17 PM



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