The Unofficial Opie & Anthony Message Board
Home | Search | FAQ


The Unofficial Opie & Anthony Message Board - Old bits for new listeners

Page 1 2
Displaying 26-46 of 46 messages in this thread.
Posted ByDiscussion Topic: Old bits for new listeners
pmbillrich
posted on 06-07-2001 @ 6:19 PM      
Hanger-On
Registered: Oct. 00
I like the "Bill's Dead" call for some reason.

Stuck in the boonies, Forced underground, two minutes late.
borss29
posted on 06-07-2001 @ 6:39 PM      
Hanger-On
Registered: May. 01
The Rocky cleavland steamer bit would work.






Dumb people annoy me!!
DoubleScret Probation
posted on 06-07-2001 @ 6:47 PM      
Hanger-On
Registered: Jun. 01
I cant wait to hear this.....

"you guys suck play some floyd get off the air you talentless doucheba.....hey ......what's that.... a TRAIN????"


Im gonna refresh now so I can see my post

Bluto: Over? Did you say "over"? Nothing is over until we decide it is! Was it over when the Germans bombed Pearl Harbor? Hell no!
Otter: Germans?
Boon: Forget it, he's rolling.
Bluto: And it ain't over now. 'Cause when the goin' gets tough... [thinks hard] the tough get goin'! Who's with me?

This message was edited by DoubleScret Probation on 6-7-01 @ 6:50 PM
fbdlingfrg
wow, my name looks odd without 5 lines of type below it in bold and purple and red
G.O.O.F.B.A.H.G.S.
Red Wings Captain Cecil
JBA~Remove the Pick & Click NOW!
posted on 06-07-2001 @ 6:50 PM      
O&A Board Regular
Registered: Oct. 00
but i think that they should stay away from ANY early NEW bits...we might be able to do it over now

i didn't watch out so the insects got me


Tony Metropolis
posted on 06-07-2001 @ 7:11 PM      
Psychopath
Registered: Feb. 01
Any OJ bit is great. Ask OJ.com is great but the OJ 911 call is cassic.

"I'll come down there with my tool box. I'll hit you over he head with a ratchet, or a knife."

"Buttplug. Buttplug. Buttplug! Don't make me slit your throat, motherF'er!"

Classic.

"I am a sophisticated sex robot sent back in time to change the future for one lucky lady." - The Shermanator
Harry Ballzanya
posted on 06-07-2001 @ 8:09 PM      
Psychopath
Registered: May. 01
Any Arnold prank call is hilarious, also the Casey Kasem temper tantrem is funny as hell. (I didnt read all the posts so sorry if these were already mentioned.)


Don't Blame Canada..Blame YOURSELF!!
Former adoptee of Sephiroth..Graduated 5/12/01
Big thanks to Sephiroth for the sig pic!
ponderousfingponderous
posted on 06-07-2001 @ 9:59 PM      
Hanger-On
Registered: Jun. 01
I think they should play either Spaz' Week in Review or the story of Ant's ex-mother-in-law otherwise known as "I wango home" to get Philly into the swing of thing. I was glad to hear them play guess what's in my pants for them

GAYsian
posted on 06-07-2001 @ 10:17 PM      
Hanger-On
Registered: May. 01

quote:

just wait until philly gets a load of Gay Marco




WORD! Just remember fallas that we're NOT all like him! (he's a gross exaggeration of reality - unless you're in chelsea)



What got me hooked to the show was the 100 grand!

Or what about

"YOU BETTER WATCH OUT OR THE INSECTS WILL GET YA"



This message was edited by GAYsian on 6-7-01 @ 10:19 PM
Cluster F
posted on 06-07-2001 @ 10:26 PM      
O&A Board Regular
Registered: Oct. 00
I think any old Tom Brokenjaw clips would be great for the philly fans...especially the one when he talks about the JFK Jr. plane crash.

Yea i be taking that zoloff, but thaz jus keepin me from killin y'all.

I have come here to kick ass and chew bubblegum, and I'm all out of bubblegum. :)
Lazy Boy
posted on 06-07-2001 @ 10:30 PM      
Hanger-On
Registered: Jan. 01
They should resurrect the "coochie bottle rockets" bit from the MOMMY WHAT WOULD YOU DO FOR BRITNEY SPEARS TICKETS....thats what hooked me in.


"You're a ditzul...charcoal brickett".
adopted by DoughBoy & Co.
GimmeShelter
posted on 06-07-2001 @ 10:42 PM      
Psychopath
Registered: Jan. 01
The Bill Clinton goes to Viet-Nam bit....
the Otto and George hair removal read,
any Jay Mohr bit,
I do however think it is a little soon to bring back SPAZ bits, he was really so dumb they might not get it......







All your base are belong to us
Claire
posted on 06-07-2001 @ 10:59 PM      
Psychopath
Registered: Feb. 01
[Shameless Clerks Reference] Do you have that bit, with that guy, who was in that bit, that came out last year? [/Shameless Clerks Reference]
("OOOOOOH! NAVY SEALS!")

I vote for any bit with Jay Mohr impersonating Christopher Wolken. That is funny stuff, funny stuff indeed.

Also, as with Jell-O:
"There's always room for Spaz!"


Graduate from the 'tallica school of newbies
I love you, Nana.
"I seem to be experiencing tremendous difficulty with my lifestyle"-Arthur Dent.
"Scrape 'em off, Claire"-Bill Murray, "Scrooged"
Bloody Anus
P.L.F.
Portugese Liberation Front- Liberating Status' everywhere from the Tyranny of Portugal
HYBRID THINKS I'M A GENIUS
posted on 06-07-2001 @ 11:43 PM      
O&A Board Regular
Registered: Jul. 00
I recorded most of the great bits from last summer and have them on CD's in mp3 format, I could open an FTP server, I'm on cable so it should be a decent enough connection even if it gets pounded.. I'm only gonna be able to do it for a few days though since I'm moving and will be w/o internet access for a while...

what do you think?

toxin
posted on 06-08-2001 @ 12:05 AM      
Hanger-On
Registered: Oct. 00
I Definatly go with Buttplug and the OJ 911 call. But who the hell can forget the QVC guy! "I GOTTA HAVE THAT DOG CRAP"

AIM: doot toxin
IRC Nick: toxin on EFnet
..::All your base are belong to us::..
100 Grand
posted on 06-08-2001 @ 12:22 AM      
Psychopath
Registered: Oct. 00
quote:

What got me hooked to the show was the 100 grand!


I hear ya!!! Holy shit, I sounded like Cabbie just then when i said my post out loud!
100 Grand bit played today, and that's the one that got me hooked too! O.J. bits are too f'n funny also! If they edit it down they can play "Antoinette>>>Hello, Hello, Hello, over a bunch of different breaks...




Proud to be under the direction of PanterA


Cranky Ass
posted on 06-08-2001 @ 1:20 AM      
Psychopath
Registered: Feb. 01
My favorite bits of all time are the Don West ones, especially Don selling Britney Spear's virginity.

Unfortunately it won't work in other markets where the product isnt being marketed to but that Ultimate V exteneded live read was one of the funniest things I have heard in awhile on the show. "F her in the A and then shoot your C all over her T's!"
________________




Read My Column, Kickin Ass With FoundryMusicAntD on FoundryMusic.com ,
the most difficult site to navigate on the net.

[INSERT CORNY SONG LYRICS OR WACK ZANY QUOTE HERE]



Yet another annoying and pointless marquee effect.



This message was edited by Cranky Ass on 6-8-01 @ 1:24 AM
Opie's Sack Lunch
posted on 06-08-2001 @ 1:22 AM      
Psychopath
Registered: Jun. 01
My suggestion would be anything involving "Martians" The City of BROTHERly love is named so for a reason.
quote:

" I'm not a racist"-Spaz



Opie's Sack Lunch
posted on 06-08-2001 @ 1:26 AM      
Psychopath
Registered: Jun. 01
How about some Tyson?

armymad
DUMBEST POSTER EVER!!!
posted on 06-08-2001 @ 3:15 AM      
Psychopath
Registered: Jan. 01
wait till the get whole of mike tyson and O.and J

TeenWeek
what's a status?
posted on 06-08-2001 @ 6:59 AM      
O&A Board Regular
Registered: Oct. 00
You guys forgot one of the funniest bits ever on the show, the Olsen Twins, Critters on My Crackers and Ant's in My Pants song. Will show Philly what a kidtouching pedophile Anthony really is. (j/k. You know I love ya)

njchica
posted on 06-08-2001 @ 7:42 AM      
Hanger-On
Registered: Oct. 00
They should play anything where Ant is doing his voices....

Ronald Reagan calling from the side of the road
Yoshi
Dice
etc....

The new listeners might not get what some of the older bits are about but it's easy for anyone to hear how accurate and funny his impersonations are. I actually got hooked on O&A back when he was doing Bill Clinton during the Monica Lewinsky thing.



Page 1 2
Displaying 26-46 of 46 messages in this thread.