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BaLLooN NoT
posted on 07-06-2001 @ 6:23 PM      
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who the hell would want them???



did TIM escape from the MARINES???


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BARBER SHOP TALK
posted on 07-06-2001 @ 6:25 PM      
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Who gives a Fuck



Froy
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posted on 07-06-2001 @ 6:27 PM      
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Ugh, like this story wasn't bad enough when she told us at Bar 9. Where's that butter knife when you need it?


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Roger
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posted on 07-06-2001 @ 6:28 PM      
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Like this story wasn't bad enuf while I was EATING at Bar 9!!!


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BaLLooN NoT
posted on 07-06-2001 @ 6:30 PM      
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quote:

Like this story wasn't bad enuf while I was EATING at Bar 9!!!


damn rogr sorry bout that. i would have thrown up if i as eating then


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Roger
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posted on 07-06-2001 @ 6:34 PM      
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It takes a certain amount of strength just to eat with her next to you anyway. I like Patti and all but something about her skeeves me. I gave her my salad but it didn't keep her from talking unfortunately.


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posted on 07-06-2001 @ 6:34 PM      
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quote:

Like this story wasn't bad enuf while I was EATING at Bar 9!!!



Hey you're the one who had to have her sit with us. I hope you've learned your lesson.


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BaLLooN NoT
posted on 07-06-2001 @ 6:36 PM      
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quote:

Hey you're the one who had to have her sit with us. I hope you've learned your lesson.


LMAO

well did ya???


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Roger
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posted on 07-06-2001 @ 6:39 PM      
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No, I haven't. I can't be mean to her. I feel so bad! She was telling us how she only has $145 to her name and she's got 5 resumes out there but nobody wants to hire her, remember Froy?! That doesn't make you feel like you should be nice to her?


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posted on 07-06-2001 @ 6:42 PM      
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she's gonna be syndicated in 22 of the top 50 mcdonald's

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posted on 07-06-2001 @ 6:46 PM      
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quote:

did TIM escape from the MARINES

Thats too funny. Maybe he needed something to remember her by


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posted on 07-06-2001 @ 6:52 PM      
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Yes I do remember, how could I not. That was the most torturous conversation I've ever heard, and it wasnt bad enough I had to hear it was, but had to hear it 3 times over, because she kept repeating it because she couldnt realize that we were trying to ignore her. I feel bad yes, but I have my sanity to worry about.


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Roger
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posted on 07-06-2001 @ 7:01 PM      
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Meanie.


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posted on 07-06-2001 @ 7:04 PM      
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I feel bad for her, but I can only take so much. You call me depressive... she makes me look like a fucking ray of sunshine.


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fuggin moron
posted on 07-06-2001 @ 7:04 PM      
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quote:

Meanie.

Why are you draggin Virgin Grrl into this


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BaLLooN NoT
posted on 07-06-2001 @ 7:10 PM      
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quote:

she makes me look like a fucking ray of sunshine.



is Bruce SINGING AGAIN????


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Roger
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posted on 07-06-2001 @ 7:10 PM      
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quote:

Why are you draggin Virgin Grrl into this


You have pet names for people, I have mine for others.


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posted on 07-06-2001 @ 7:17 PM      
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Do I have veto power over my pet names?


Is my train in vain, has my soul gone to waste
Am I just a victim of, a victim of my lost faith
Claire
posted on 07-06-2001 @ 7:18 PM      
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Registered: Feb. 01
I have no interest in her panties or who may have them, or what unspeakable things are being done with/to them-

But Patti seems very sweet, and also strange and sad. I always enjoy hearing her on the radio.
I definitely feel compassion for her. She is the Poster Child for "badly needs to get laid" people.

The important question is....
If she's moving to Staten Island, how's she gonna stalk Opie from there?



It's social. Demented and SAD, but social.

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Roger
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posted on 07-06-2001 @ 7:22 PM      
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quote:

Do I have veto power over my pet names?


Sure you do darlin'!

Claire, I don't think she needs to get laid, but a guy to take care of her seems like a good idea since she hasn't been doing so well on her own.


"One girl, I drove through three states wearing her head as a hat." ~ Garland 'The Marietta Mangler' Greene
Claire
posted on 07-06-2001 @ 9:38 PM      
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Oh man, now I feel even worse for her. That's so sad.


It's social. Demented and SAD, but social.

I hate people, but I love gatherings. Isn't that ironic.
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njstrawberry
posted on 07-06-2001 @ 11:03 PM      
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quote:

Hey you're the one who had to have her sit with us. I hope you've learned your lesson.


God am I glad I left the table when I did because even I have my moments of being cruel and that most certainly would have been one of them. LOL

Doc Robert
posted on 07-06-2001 @ 11:11 PM      
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quote:

I definitely feel compassion for her. She is the Poster Child for "badly needs to get laid" people.



I'll take the hit for the team, it's all about the team.

MashedPotatohead
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posted on 07-06-2001 @ 11:11 PM      
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No, I haven't. I can't be mean to her. I feel so bad! She was telling us how she only has $145 to her name and she's got 5 resumes out there but nobody wants to hire her, remember Froy?! That doesn't make you feel like you should be nice to her?



Resume? What the F could be on her resume?

Not to be mean, but she could probably help herself by going on public assistance

quote:

I'll take the hit for the team, it's all about the team.



You CAN'T be that desperate ;)

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TheGooch
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posted on 07-07-2001 @ 3:56 AM      
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Oh, you mean Patti was talking at our table??? I kind of just nodded my head, and faded her out...just like Froy's rendition of "The River". =)

As for her panties...I'm pretty sure I know who took it. Gagootz did want a memento before he shipped off to the armed forces. He probably wears it on his 6AM 4 mile runs.

As for Patti's job/work situation. If she spent less time stalking and following the show, and more time for herself...like perhaps working a second shift or another job, she would not be in the fiscal predicament she's in. She made her choice, so keep that in mind next time she's staring at your plate like a crack whore staring at a slab of gov't cheese.

And her getting laid ain't the answer. Otherwise, Artie would be stalking her next. What she needs is some good psychotherapy to dig into her lack of self-worth, and her inability to put herself ahead of the obsessive nature of her need of escapism (primarily O&A). And if it wasn't O&A, it'd be something else.

Shit, I guess I shouldn't have drank coffee this late...it kind of revved me up.




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