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JerseyTeabagger
posted on 07-07-2001 @ 7:55 PM      
Hanger-On
Registered: Dec. 00
First off, I know I'm home damn early, but I honestly have sun poisoning and split when the nudity ended - 6:15ish.

with apologies to ODB, here's some of my obs -
1. I think the USA girl may have gotten the $1000 if she would've shown bush. Not my favorite, but Opie worked the pimp hand out of nowhere to get her in (Ferris' girlfriend lookalike won, fingering herself helped)
2. Ask Ibetyouwill.com how much they would pay someone to drink the lesbian pool water (complete with mendi and retarded laverne and shirley juices).
3. The hot puerto rican chick who bootlegs the wow shirts owes everyone a WOW, or O&A should get her in trouble. All we got was her bra - major cocktease.
4. Ant is always funny, but he's on fire with no language restraints. "How can I get this by the censors - Can you suck her fucking clit?"
5. Can someone get me a pic of the girl with the pigtails and glasses during the t-shirt contest? she was entered with another chick (who she kissed), and I think her gimmick name was Strawberry. I live in the same town as her.
6. Dickie Betts (surprise appearance) was quite happy and did a killer phish-esque solo.
7. Brother Joe is unreal, and Ant is absolutely an incredible singer.
8. Almost every single finalist in the t-shirt contest had "the ho tattoo" (above the ass-crack) - coincidence?
9. Ant's observation of the "Beirut Hilton" that's nearby is dead-on. The place (Ocean Mile) was supposed to revitalize Asbury) but the devlopers literally took the money several months in and ran. They left a bunch of construction equipment, which was only removed recently. Michael jackson is said to be considering turning that whole area into a waterfront amusement park. Imagine if he builds it and all that remains of old AP is the Pony and the gay bars! A Kid-Toucher's candy store.

more when i think of them

This message was edited by JerseyTeabagger on 7-8-01 @ 1:21 AM
mikeWOW
I got a staple in my ass and all I got was this status
posted on 07-07-2001 @ 8:19 PM      
O&A Board Regular
Registered: Sep. 00
wow. thanx... that part about the lesb pool water is GROSS

"i hate people that dont get it!"
JerseyTeabagger
posted on 07-08-2001 @ 1:23 AM      
Hanger-On
Registered: Dec. 00
I wonder if the Pony will invite O&A back.

I would think so, since they ran out of beer and the place is still in one piece. That's pretty much the ultimate thing in holding one of these.

Unless you're Tradewinds/Jenkinsons and affiliated with the mob.
leather-cheerio-face
posted on 07-08-2001 @ 1:27 AM      
Psychopath
Registered: Jun. 01
my sneakers are FULL of lesbian juice from when stinky and some bouncer flipped that damned pool. Swear to god, they smell like soap, dirt, and vagina.

NJ Panther
posted on 07-08-2001 @ 2:10 AM      
Psychopath
Registered: Feb. 01
quote:

I think her gimmick name was Strawberry. I live in the same town as her.



Gimmick name?



"I used to have a great attitude towards people, but you went and screwed that up!"



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