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Froy
King Shit
*board owner*

posted on 07-07-2001 @ 11:34 PM      
O&A Board Veteran
Registered: Feb. 01
Holy Shit, what a day. I dont know where to begin or what to say....

It was an excellent time. There were some extremely frightening contestants in the wet t-shirt contest....and there were some people taking their clothes of and getting in the pool who certainly should not have been.

Kev my friend, thank you for the ride and good company (5 minutes, right?) We built the wall.

Ant & Roger - A pleasure as always. Thank you for dinner. Any puking? Did you enjoy the male go-go bar?

Randy - Thanks for bleeding on me

Joe - Nice try, attempting to get me to leave the stage to go help Bill...fuckin' joe... Nice pick, btw.

Vos - all old...

Dickey Betts - don't let that bitch give you any lip!

If you have pictures feel free to post them, put up a link, or if need them scanned, email me and I will provide you with an address where you can send them, and we'll have them scanned.


Is my train in vain, has my soul gone to waste
Am I just a victim of, a victim of my lost faith


This message was edited by Froy on 7-7-01 @ 11:47 PM
brother joe
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...the Patty Duke Theme
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posted on 07-08-2001 @ 12:14 AM      
Psychopath
Registered: Oct. 00
Hey Matt,

Where did you go? You were supposed to help us load out too. I'm sorry my friend but, I've given you every opportunity...and... I'm afraid you're fired! [Froy frowns and hangs head in shame](yeah, right) :)


I am Joe...Musical Gladiator...and I will give the people what they want!...
Jerk
posted on 07-08-2001 @ 12:38 AM      
Hanger-On
Registered: Jul. 01
oh my god, what an awesome day. this was only my first road show but it was great. booze all day, some decent broads, and just overall fun. and i must say brother joe is extremely talented, its one thing hearing it on the radio but in person hes even better, and anthony is just a great singer. sadly black earl came in most handy cause he led me and my drunken friend back to the parkway. great day and I hope theres another one soon.

I'm not a pedophile, I'm an artist. See the difference?
Officer Joe Friday
posted on 07-08-2001 @ 12:41 AM      
Psychopath
Registered: May. 01
quote:

sadly black earl came in most handy cause he led me and my drunken friend back to the parkway



That just goes to prove beyond a doubt that Earl rules.

And Froy, I think Joe wants you to get back there now and help him load out. Lazy bastard.

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Jerk
posted on 07-08-2001 @ 1:00 AM      
Hanger-On
Registered: Jul. 01
quote:

That just goes to prove beyond a doubt that Earl rules.


he did tonight, even though i think he may have thought we were fuckin with him at first but even thought ive been to asbury many times i couldnt find the parkway until we were behind the wow van.

I'm not a pedophile, I'm an artist. See the difference?
FoundryMusicPaintballJoe
posted on 07-08-2001 @ 1:00 AM      
Psychopath
Registered: Oct. 00
quote:

That just goes to prove beyond a doubt that Earl rules.


As I heard it Earl wasnt there. He was preparing for his Sticker Stop tomorrow at the Stone Pony.


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BaLLooN NoT
posted on 07-08-2001 @ 1:49 AM      
O&A Board Regular
Registered: Oct. 00
holy shit what a fucking day!!!!!!

it took me 4 hours there & home....

but it is & always is deffinatally worth goin to an O & A event.
lesbians were HOTTTTTTT!!!!!!!]

pool was even better !!!
wet tshirt was fucking awsome. pink taco any one???
LIZ (winner of the Wet T shirt Contest) was just amazing... add a wood floor & well you know. laura the first HOT lesbian in the pool another rgeat view of the alll mighty PINK Taco...

for those 2 all i havae to say is WOW.

cat fight was cool. the girl in the pink could have lost some cloths to make it more interesting, but what can you do??? Summer was the hottest in the cat fught & to top that she was in the Lesbian pool with Laura... HOT yet again.

i am so fucking tired so i am off to bed & dream bout all the snatch i saw tonight & just have good, very good amterial for a while.

to all the people i knew nice seeign you all again & for the few i met nice meeting you.

oh yea 1 more thing. more women from OA.com should have been in the finals for the wet t shirt contest. but yet again what can you do???

well this was a great day & i can't wait for the next 1. see you all @ Bar 9 on tuesday & have a enjoy the rest of your weekend !!! i know i will.


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leather-cheerio-face
posted on 07-08-2001 @ 2:10 AM      
Psychopath
Registered: Jun. 01
The triumphant return of rotgut kicked ass, I've been humming the marcia brady song all day. but joe, next time you start playing "the song remains the same" keep f-ing playing it. I could hear all 3 surviving members of led zeppelin weeping in unison when you cut into "plush".

mikeWOW
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posted on 07-08-2001 @ 2:14 AM      
O&A Board Regular
Registered: Sep. 00
THATS IT!!. i am now offically looking 4 traveling friends to opie and anthony events. none of my friends are willing to go 2 ne of their events. i usually have to drag along a loser.. so ne1 who wants 2 be traveling buddies let me know. im serious.. y2m7@aol.com

"i hate people that dont get it!"
NJ Panther
posted on 07-08-2001 @ 2:21 AM      
Psychopath
Registered: Feb. 01

As always.....what a F'n blast.....

The boys unrestrained...NICE!

Joe, of course ..never a disappointment..as well as the rest of Rotgut.

Nice seeing everyone as usual...

seeyas tuesday...




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Limey Mothercocker
posted on 07-08-2001 @ 6:23 AM      
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Registered: Oct. 00
i was lying awake in bed this morning, and it occurred to me that we should've written opieanthony.com on our shirts or tummies.



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Skeet Slambone
posted on 07-08-2001 @ 9:21 AM      
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Registered: Dec. 00
The road show totally kicked ass. I had a great fucking time. Lesbians everywhere, enough said. I didn't manage to catch up with any of you guys. Partly since I was drunk when I got there, plus I didn't know where to look. Definately an excellent day. Me and a buddy got a chance to BS with Anthony for like 15 minutes by the bar, really awesome guy, but most of you know that already.

Tupics bites the dust, fuckin f**s

PedroGuerrero2717
posted on 07-08-2001 @ 9:34 AM      
Hanger-On
Registered: Feb. 01
Posted the pics yesterday, now my comments.
I knew a bunch of you fuckers would be there but I didnt know who anyone was and it was too hot to wear my sig pic jacket. I gotta hook up with you people sooner or later. Anyway, that place was far, damn, but worth it. I only got glimpses of the lesbian pool too many tall fuckers in the front. USA had nice tits but pierced tit lady was my fav. Twist my nuts guy in the freak box was awsome. He had his friend play drums on his balls with 2 bottles then he twisted them 360º a la dead guy with the 2 chicks video. This was too freaky to be considered gay, neadless to say he got a standing ovation when he came out. Next time though, anyone needs a ride let me know.


o&aswallow
posted on 07-08-2001 @ 10:35 AM      
O&A Board Regular
Registered: Jan. 01
Well I guess the best way to sum up the day is to reference a famous quote, "It was the best of times, it was the worst of times".

For the best of times, as always it was nice to see some of the board members. Spitfire, Claire, Feel My Funbags, God bless you ladies for doing us proud in the wet t-shirt contest (and FMFB I didn't even have to spend much money on drinks to get you up there). Buttmunch, Balloon Not, Brain, Joey Big Arms, Mashed, Joy, Lt. Bugaloo, Hosp, Froy as always a pleasure. And Mrs. Moosen, I hope Brain's camera never works ;-)

For the worst of times, it was my first roadshow, and I'm not sure that I am going to rush off to the next one. The Nerds, Rotgut and Dickie Betts truely rocked, enjoyed their jams immensely. Mendi and The Retards - GIVE IT UP. Enough with you three. Thanks Mendi for scarring me for life with your Big Butt magazines all over. Yuk. O&A were there normal entertaining selves for the little time they were on stage. The wet t-shirt contest was a total cluster-f. If you weren't in the first three rows of the stage, forget about seeing anything. And there was no shortage of total assholes in the crowd, but hats off to the Stone Pony's security for letting everything pretty much go. I have to admit though, I never saw a place run out of beer that fast.

Looking forward to the next board event.



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The Brain
He's good at teh rhyming questions
posted on 07-08-2001 @ 11:02 AM      
O&A Board Regular
Registered: Feb. 01
Holy crap, what a fun time! I just wish I didn't have to go so far out into the Jersey boondocks (2 and 1/2 hours on subways and NJ Transit-- ponderous), but once I got there and met up with some of the regulars, it was all good. :)

To all the OA.com Ladies who were in the wet T-shirt contest, many thanks for bravely enduring our gawking of you as you all displayed your fine assets (among other things) on stage ;).

To all the other regulars and Mods, great seeing ya again, and of course I'll catch most of ya at Bar 9. Extra special thanks go to Mr. and Mrs. Strawberry (that ol' gag LOL) for the ride home.

quote:

And Mrs. Moosen, I hope Brain's camera never works

Ugh... I'm buying a new camera soon, Swallows. And this one will be digital, so I can post all your naughty activities immediately LOL. ;)
quote:

Mendi and The Retards - GIVE IT UP. Enough with you three

Amen to that one. That was the only bad part of the whole show. When will they learn? :(



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This message was edited by The Brain on 7-8-01 @ 11:11 AM
The Painter
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posted on 07-08-2001 @ 11:14 AM      
O&A Board Regular
Registered: Sep. 00
quote:

Thanks for bleeding on me

Well Froy, I guess that makes us blood brothers. If I can quote the Rolling Stones " We all need someone, we can bleed on. "

Man you people drink alot. The place ran out of BEER. Wait, Maybe that should be, I drink alot, The place ran out of BEER.



This message was edited by The Painter on 7-8-01 @ 11:23 AM
Froy
King Shit
*board owner*

posted on 07-08-2001 @ 11:59 AM      
O&A Board Veteran
Registered: Feb. 01
Oh yeah, and FU to the people and security who kept giving the retarded duo their magazine back.


Is my train in vain, has my soul gone to waste
Am I just a victim of, a victim of my lost faith
o&aswallow
posted on 07-08-2001 @ 12:06 PM      
O&A Board Regular
Registered: Jan. 01
Froy, you blame security for that? I would have thought that was roadies work to keep those retards under control? :-)


o&aswallow Recognized His Destiny Early.
Too Many Hotties, Not Enough Horny Goat Weed

Now accepting foster children applications. Cash only, no checks.
Email at onaswallow@opieanthony.com

Pia has occupied one of the foster bedrooms as of 6/22/01. If she is naughty, I'll do the spanking. Steve Dahl may have been successful in getting a restraining order on her, I have not heard a peep out of her lately?

jackal420 has entered foster care on 6/25/01. I've had to put ankle bracelets on this one, so give him time.

It at first you don't succeed, keep on sucking till you do suck seed. - Curly Howard.

Pennsylvania resident, but original NYC listener.
njstrawberry
posted on 07-08-2001 @ 12:06 PM      
O&A Board Regular
Registered: Feb. 01
It soooo rawked minus the assholes in the crowd. Christ, can we say "Puerto Rican Day Parade?"

Here's my list of thanks:

Opie & Anthony - So you managed to throw together another cluster fuck. Very well done.
*Roger* - Always a pleasure. I'll see ya Tuesday!
Joe & The Band - You guys f'ng kicked ass. NICE!
Vos - Two (TWO) things: 1. You soooooo do not get the credit you are due and 2. You are such a sweetheart.
Big Kev, Mark & Stinky - You guys are the best. Hey Mark where's your "cigarette" ?? LMFAO
To The Fucking Disgusting Blonde Braided Tatted Up Chick - You suck! What a sore fucking loser! Who the fuck threatens to call the police because they didn't win a fucking contest? I hope you lose the fucking MILF contest. You CUNT! By the way, slob, it wasn't "your" contest. You didn't "create" it. So, shut the fuck up and GET IN THE COFFIN!
Mendi - I'm glad all is well between us. You rawk in your own little special way hun!
Hosp - Dude, dude, dude! I had no fucking clue that getting to Asbury Park meant a 3 hour tour of the Parkway and the paying of the same toll 3 or 4 times! I owe you. LMFAO
OA.COM People - You dudes and dudettes always rawk. The shots were excellent. Thank you everyone. I hope to see you all Tuesday.

Anybody, care to go to the "Fishery" ??

BaLLooN NoT
posted on 07-08-2001 @ 12:17 PM      
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Registered: Oct. 00
quote:

Anybody, care to go to the "Fishery" ??


i'll pass... but thanx any way


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HOSPITALIANO
posted on 07-08-2001 @ 12:31 PM      
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Registered: Oct. 00
Straw: I could almost forgive you for my 6 hours traveling to the show (including the hour of waiting in the mall food court), I could almost forgive you for the soda you forced on me spilling on my new shirt (Who knew there would be so many Kevin Smith fans in south Jersey?), but I can't forgive you for stealing my jokes. Just wait until I call in this debt. I'm sure Panther wouldn't mind much. There's only so much damage I can do.

Oh yeah, had a great time yeterday. Big ups to the ladies of the board who went up for the wet t-shirt contest. There was no way you ladies would have won unless you broke out into an orgy while the 152,000 in attendance beat off to it(I figured I'd jump on the Exagerating the crowd size bandwagon before Opie does)


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Lt_Boogaloo
posted on 07-08-2001 @ 12:37 PM      
Psychopath
Registered: Oct. 00
It was truly marvelous. Granted, there are some things I can do without (does anyone really want to see Laverne and Shirley undressed in any shape or form?) but in all, I had a great time.

People I should thank:

All the OA.com ladies -- God bless you, your bravery and your chests
*Roger* -- I will work on the handshake
Straw -- Thanks for the shot
The Moosens -- Thank you for so much, and yes Flock, I'm proud of her neck too.
Spitfire -- Next time I won't stare. Honest.

I won't be there on Tuesday, so someone please drink a few for me.



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njstrawberry
posted on 07-08-2001 @ 12:50 PM      
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Registered: Feb. 01
quote:

152,000 in attendance beat off to it(I figured I'd jump on the Exagerating the crowd size bandwagon before Opie does)


Now, see I did the fucking head count and there were at least 200,000 people there not to mention the 150,000 outside that were wrapped around the block cause they couldn't get in. But hey, who's counting. I am sure by 3 pm Monday Opie will be saying a quater of a million people. LOL



This message was edited by njstrawberry on 7-8-01 @ 12:57 PM
HOSPITALIANO
posted on 07-08-2001 @ 12:59 PM      
O&A Board Regular
Registered: Oct. 00
Straw, you're confused. That was the line waiting to get into the Fishery. I mean it was the best food available in Ass-berry Park. But wasn't the carnival fun? And what ever happened to the Media that was hounding us?


What Would Jesus Do? He died so the rest of us could have a better life. Why don't you go and follow his lead.
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Ahlexus
posted on 07-08-2001 @ 1:27 PM      
Psychopath
Registered: Jun. 01
I love reading about the great time everyone had at the road show! It sounds like you guys had a blast. Thanks for making this SoFla chick feel like a part of it.





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