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| Posted By | Discussion Topic: What is Battle Cryps? | ||||
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| Arthur Dent | posted on 07-09-2001 @ 4:32 PM |    | |||
| O&A Board Regular Registered: Nov. 00  | My guess: [Cartman Voice] Cripple Fight!!!! Uh, Ladies and Gentleman, today in the parking lot we have Cripple Fight. Today in the parking lot, it's Cripple Fight. [/Cartman Voice]  An intelligent man is sometimes forced to be drunk to spend time with fools. --Ernest Hemingway "I don't read books, but I have friends who do." -Presidential Candidate George W. Bush "I get to go to lots of overseas places, like Canada." - Britney Spears | ||||
| IkeaBoy P.L.F. Portugese Liberation Front- Liberating Status' everywhere from the Tyranny of Portugal I will die a traitor's death | posted on 07-09-2001 @ 4:40 PM | | |||
| O&A Board Veteran Registered: Sep. 00 | You know your probably right and that would ROCK. The narrator in Fight Club is the man we will be, Patrick Bateman in American Psycho is the man we want to be Eliza Dushku- Hotter Than Britney | ||||
| mikeWOW | posted on 07-09-2001 @ 4:59 PM | | |||
| O&A Board Regular Registered: Sep. 00 | its definlty something w/ retards "i hate people that dont get it!" | ||||
| Roger | posted on 07-09-2001 @ 5:03 PM | | |||
| O&A Board Regular Registered: Oct. 00 | If its with retards, can we get a ringer in there to accidentally kill Retarded L&S?  "One girl, I drove through three states wearing her head as a hat." ~ Garland 'The Marietta Mangler' Greene | ||||
| PatCooper | posted on 07-09-2001 @ 5:05 PM | | |||
| O&A Board Regular Registered: Jan. 01 | Everyone loves to watch the retards.And listening to them fight over the radio would be pretty fucking funny. | ||||
| Mr. Brownstone | posted on 07-09-2001 @ 5:06 PM | | |||
| O&A Board Regular Registered: Dec. 00 | Hey Rog, I'll do it for a beer. BoxOfWine will be attending the Mr. Brownstone Academy of Dance until 7/20, one more opening available. | ||||
| Roger | posted on 07-09-2001 @ 5:09 PM | | |||
| O&A Board Regular Registered: Oct. 00 | quote: Just tell me what brand my friend. They wouldn't be so bad if they were like Patti. She talks and talks and talks, but so low you can't hear her so she's not annoying! "One girl, I drove through three states wearing her head as a hat." ~ Garland 'The Marietta Mangler' Greene | ||||
| Mr. Brownstone | posted on 07-09-2001 @ 5:24 PM | | |||
| O&A Board Regular Registered: Dec. 00 | The funny thing is I could probably get a wheelchair very easily from the hospital. BoxOfWine will be attending the Mr. Brownstone Academy of Dance until 7/20, one more opening available. | ||||
| IkeaBoy P.L.F. Portugese Liberation Front- Liberating Status' everywhere from the Tyranny of Portugal I will die a traitor's death | posted on 07-09-2001 @ 5:28 PM | | |||
| O&A Board Veteran Registered: Sep. 00 | I'd do it for free. The narrator in Fight Club is the man we will be, Patrick Bateman in American Psycho is the man we want to be Eliza Dushku- Hotter Than Britney | ||||
| Arthur Dent | posted on 07-09-2001 @ 5:57 PM | | |||
| O&A Board Regular Registered: Nov. 00 | My ideas for contests: 1 legged - each person stands on a pedestal and tries to knock the other person off their pedestal into cushions, goo, water, etc. wheelchair - joust, knock a stuffed head off the other persons shoulder. Plenty of "accidental" hits to the real head. blind - lightsaber duel. Put something that buzzes loudly in the tip of the plastic lightsaber. Score points for hitting and successful blocking. Edit - OK, I'm obsessing with the lightsaber idea. Screw the blind guys, I want to do it. How? Take two store bought toy lightsabers. Make a cut in the tip and insert the electronics from a singing greeting card and glue it INSIDE the tip. Use two different sounds for the two lightsabers. An intelligent man is sometimes forced to be drunk to spend time with fools. --Ernest Hemingway "I don't read books, but I have friends who do." -Presidential Candidate George W. Bush "I get to go to lots of overseas places, like Canada." - Britney Spears This message was edited by Arthur Dent on 7-9-01 @ 6:14 PM | ||||
| IkeaBoy P.L.F. Portugese Liberation Front- Liberating Status' everywhere from the Tyranny of Portugal I will die a traitor's death | posted on 07-09-2001 @ 6:17 PM | | |||
| O&A Board Veteran Registered: Sep. 00 | I like the lightsaber idea. it's like when Luke had to fight the litlte ball in the Falcon. The narrator in Fight Club is the man we will be, Patrick Bateman in American Psycho is the man we want to be Eliza Dushku- Hotter Than Britney | ||||
| Roger | posted on 07-09-2001 @ 6:23 PM | | |||
| O&A Board Regular Registered: Oct. 00 | Why lightsabers? They're blind. "One girl, I drove through three states wearing her head as a hat." ~ Garland 'The Marietta Mangler' Greene | ||||
| alltruedude | posted on 07-09-2001 @ 7:03 PM | | |||
| Hanger-On Registered: Jul. 01 | I thought it was Ashbury Park youth fights... but, I guess the Bloods would be necessary for a good, old-fashioned gang rumble.... | ||||
| Trev from CT | posted on 07-09-2001 @ 10:27 PM | | |||
| Psychopath Registered: Jun. 01 | Why not add this to the lineup: "The Retard Sockin Retards" We stick the Retarded L&S in the middle of a circle of Retards, Blind Fold them, Give the Retards around the ring socks loaded with bricks, the one whom knocks them both brian-dead with one swing wins! What do you think?  The Artist formerly known as ShavinBush . . . | ||||
| Arthur Dent | posted on 07-10-2001 @ 9:25 AM | | |||
| O&A Board Regular Registered: Nov. 00 | quote: They only cost about $25 a piece. They're the only toy swords I've seen that can really stand up to be whacked against each other really hard. All the others snap in half. And any kind of wood, plastic, or martial arts training sword can do real damage. An intelligent man is sometimes forced to be drunk to spend time with fools. --Ernest Hemingway "I don't read books, but I have friends who do." -Presidential Candidate George W. Bush "I get to go to lots of overseas places, like Canada." - Britney Spears | ||||
| TeenWeek what's a status? | posted on 07-10-2001 @ 10:19 AM | | |||
| O&A Board Regular Registered: Oct. 00 | So what are the events and can you think of anymore? Also you must have Stephen Lynch kick off the Cryp Olympics with Special Olympics. Blind boxing wheelchair jousting One legged wrestling match How about Downs Syndrome swimming race?  This message was edited by TeenWeek on 7-10-01 @ 10:22 AM | ||||
| Doc Smith I Love Anthony Zinni | posted on 07-10-2001 @ 10:39 AM | | |||
| O&A Board Regular Registered: Sep. 00 | For a second I thought you were talking about guys in blue bandanas...but I digress I fence sabre in college, and I saw video one time of wheelchair sabre--for those of you who don't know (read: everyone) sabre is the weapon where the two fencers pretty much barrell down the strip towards eachother and try to whack the hell of one another, not a little wussie poke-poke thing...but I digress again. It involves two guys on wheelchairs 5 meters apart. They get one push to get their chairs going (and they go pretty friggin fast) and they go straight at each other. It looks like a mix between medival jousting and a big game of chicken. A lot of the time they slam righ into each other since they only have one hand to steer (the other is holding the weapon) It really is amazing to watch, but you really can't laugh at guys who's upper bodies are so well developed they could whoop the ever-loving shit out of your booty  From cowardice that dares not know the truth, From laziness that is content with half-truth, From arrogance that thinks it knows the whole truth, Deliver me | ||||
| Sparkey | posted on 07-10-2001 @ 4:13 PM | | |||
| Hanger-On Registered: Jan. 01 | All week long, the "THALIDIMIDE NINJA" is performing at the Coney Island 10-in-1 Freak Show in Coney Island, Brooklyn. He's a tall skinny guy with six-inch arms. Definately a must-see. | ||||
| IkeaBoy P.L.F. Portugese Liberation Front- Liberating Status' everywhere from the Tyranny of Portugal I will die a traitor's death | posted on 07-10-2001 @ 6:53 PM | | |||
| O&A Board Veteran Registered: Sep. 00 | Maybe the big brother guy can join. The narrator in Fight Club is the man we will be, Patrick Bateman in American Psycho is the man we want to be Eliza Dushku- Hotter Than Britney | ||||
| fbdlingfrg wow, my name looks odd without 5 lines of type below it in bold and purple and red G.O.O.F.B.A.H.G.S. Red Wings Captain Cecil JBA~Remove the Pick & Click NOW! | posted on 07-10-2001 @ 6:55 PM | | |||
| O&A Board Regular Registered: Oct. 00 | EDDIE! thanks to fez for the pic | ||||
| IkeaBoy P.L.F. Portugese Liberation Front- Liberating Status' everywhere from the Tyranny of Portugal I will die a traitor's death | posted on 07-10-2001 @ 7:04 PM | | |||
| O&A Board Veteran Registered: Sep. 00 | I know the chap's name. The narrator in Fight Club is the man we will be, Patrick Bateman in American Psycho is the man we want to be Eliza Dushku- Hotter Than Britney | ||||
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