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o&aswallow
posted on 07-20-2001 @ 10:10 PM      
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Registered: Jan. 01
OK, with all of the speculation threads flying around again, let's hypothesize.

What would happen if the mega radio stars O&A decide to move out of the area, say to sunny California? Nothing changes with the show, they are still live on WNEW 3-7, but they do their show from California now.

What would be different? Other than the obvious things like Anthony wouldn't make Bar 9 appearances and Hospitaliano would find it even more difficult to find a ride to the road shows, what else if anything would change? Would you be as loyal of a fan as you are now? Would the show change any? Would it be better? Or would it be worse?

Would the board change any? Would it survive?



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Meatbus
posted on 07-20-2001 @ 10:33 PM      
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Registered: Jun. 01
Interesting query you pose there OAS. Without going into too much detail, I'd hazard a guess that O & A would operate differently broadcasting from any other market, but especially the west coast. Mainly due to the fact that they're east coast boys, born and raised. Whether working out of New York, or even Boston, the north east coast is their home, and they seem to feel and act the most comfortably here. They know the "area," and therefore can relate to its audience better. They'd probably feel like fish out of water if they were working out of the west, and I'm sure it would be evident in their demeanors. It would be disconserting for them which might inhibit their behavior.





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jewdown
posted on 07-20-2001 @ 10:33 PM      
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Registered: Jan. 01
If O&A went to Cali:
Rick would come out of the closet.
Stinky would claim to have glaucoma to get free pot.
J Mohr would be on every fucking day!
Ben would get drunk.

The board would still be the board. except maybe some die-hards might move out there just to continue to hang at the road shows.

Thats all I can think of right now.



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posted on 07-20-2001 @ 10:37 PM      
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What if O&A went Hollywood? hmmm they'd make a movie totally changing their entire life around for one thing, get "startlet" guests to take off their clothes and Gay Marco would end up a God. They'd wear nicer clothes, better sunglasses, and have people doing their hair before each appearane. Road shows? Don't count on it.

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Kid Afrika
posted on 07-20-2001 @ 10:39 PM      
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Registered: Jan. 70
Why would they move from the "#1 Market in the Country"?


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jewdown
posted on 07-20-2001 @ 10:41 PM      
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Registered: Jan. 01
quote:

Why would they move from the "#1 Market in the Country"?


Can't we all just play along.
Why are you so seriuos about shit K1d?
It's a hypothetical question, which does not warrent a serious answer. Relax my brother.



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posted on 07-20-2001 @ 10:45 PM      
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Hypothetical question Will MEga.

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FoundryMusicJeff
posted on 07-20-2001 @ 10:49 PM      
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Registered: Jan. 01
It's a hypothetical question, which does not warrent a serious answer.
------------------------

? Hypothetical questions can warrant serious answers. The question is dumb, that's why its not taken seriously.

1) Ever hear of time zones?
2) I agree with Kid, why would they leave? Don't take offense to his reply, it was absolutely correct.
3) What possible advantage would there be to broadcast from a west coast station over an east coast station? It's certainly not a step up.





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Kid Afrika
posted on 07-20-2001 @ 10:57 PM      
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Registered: Jan. 70
Hypothetically, if pigs had wings, could they fly?

IT DON'T FUCKING MATTER, BECAUSE PIGS DON'T HAVE WINGS!!!

I was just saying that the hypothesis is ridiculous. IMO


You know us po niggas: nappy hair and big lips?
Four or five babies on your crotch
And you expect Uncle Sam to help us out?
We ain't nothin' but porchmonkeys
To the average bigot, redneck honky
You say comin' up is a must
But before we can come up, take a look at US



jewdown
posted on 07-20-2001 @ 11:18 PM      
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Registered: Jan. 01
quote:

The question is dumb, that's why its not taken seriously

Jeff, that's my point. I didn't mean that ALL hypothetical questions, don't warrent a serious answer just this one in particular.
My fault for not being more clear in my statement.

K1d, of course the hypothesis is rediculous.

Since when did shit around here become serious anyway?



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This message was edited by jewdown on 7-20-01 @ 11:27 PM
Third Fury
posted on 07-20-2001 @ 11:30 PM      
Hanger-On
Registered: Dec. 00
Could you imagine O&A using Valley
language? Talking about being "flaked"?
Starting sentences with "Like"? Uhh... I don't
think so. That would be a whacky zany stunt to
pull! O&A pretending to move to CA, talking
about the surf... I think I would gag on a spoon
if they ever moved out there.
Kid Afrika
posted on 07-21-2001 @ 8:15 AM      
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Registered: Jan. 70
:):):):) I was not being too serious, just answering the question. :):):):):):)


You know us po niggas: nappy hair and big lips?
Four or five babies on your crotch
And you expect Uncle Sam to help us out?
We ain't nothin' but porchmonkeys
To the average bigot, redneck honky
You say comin' up is a must
But before we can come up, take a look at US



whichwaymediumorrare
posted on 07-21-2001 @ 9:52 AM      
Psychopath
Registered: Apr. 01
kids right they would be out of there element.plus its to soon for a move like that.they still have to spread the virous in all the new markets.they would still have a huge market in ny, but a faithful one,hard to say.we are a jealous cunt we are.


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o&aswallow
posted on 07-21-2001 @ 10:40 AM      
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Registered: Jan. 01
OK, let's try to clarify the question here. The big word of hypothetical seems to have confused some.

This isn't really happening people. Therefore too early for it to happen yet is irrelevant. Stupid question? Maybe, but what was asked was, what if? (That should help you FMJ seeing you got hung up on hypothetical). Most theorists will suggest no hypothetical question is stupid as long as the possibility of the action is realistic. Physically relocating to another part of the country is physically possible.

As far as time zones, duh, I thank you for pointing that one out FMJ. Silly me for assuming that anyone associated with the show would figure out that if you wanted to be on live at 3pm in the east that you might broadcast starting at NOON California time. F'n ponderous!

And how come every time Kid walks into a thread, a riot tries to break out??? (Ooops, was I being insensitive???)



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posted on 07-21-2001 @ 1:01 PM      
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Registered: Nov. 00
They would eat at Mr. Chows resteraunt and hang out at the Playboy mansion...oh wait..


mrbungle
posted on 07-21-2001 @ 1:40 PM      
Psychopath
Registered: Mar. 01
What would happen....WHAT INDEED????

Opie would realize he wants to date a Mexican, as opposed to a Puerto Rican...

Ant would be arrested for stalking the Olsens at their posh townhouse...

Rick would be deported, with the borderguards figuring, "Close enough"...

Ben would disappear into Vegas, where he could drink 24 hours a day and nobody would notice...

Stinky would be detained in Mexico after forgetting his passport, even with his claims of "Hey, I'm from East L.A.!!!"...

Sandy Kane replaced by Heidi Fleiss...

Jeremy Coleman would be free to experiment in the, well, gey lifestyle without fear of reprisal...

Jay Mohr would work out a Tommy Lasorda impression to piss off the LA market...

Brother Joe would be replaced by El Hijo Jose...

And I'm done...later...faggots...




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mikeWOW
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posted on 07-21-2001 @ 2:08 PM      
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Registered: Sep. 00
i guess ill answer this serious. the show would change but not that that much. for example- they are in other markets now. i dont think it really matters where they broadcast from

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gate96
posted on 07-21-2001 @ 3:40 PM      
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Registered: Dec. 00
Of course stuff would change they get their material from being on the east Coast


djgrrrl
posted on 07-21-2001 @ 10:31 PM      
Psychopath
Registered: Nov. 00
I haven't read thru all of the posts on this board so forgive me if someone all ready made this point.
If O&A were to be on in NY from 3-7(EST), that means they would have to be doing their show in California from 12-4(PST).
And furthermore, if a train traveling west at 90mph hits D&M's car that has stalled on the tracks....

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Whackbag
posted on 07-21-2001 @ 11:21 PM      
Psychopath
Registered: Sep. 00
quote:

Jay Mohr would work out a Tommy Lasorda impression to piss off the LA market...

Brother Joe would be replaced by El Hijo Jose...



I'm dyin ova heea (dice voice)

Thats a great reference to the feedback they got from the first show they did that was played in chicago.

And the other "what if" made me have cause I pictured the "El Hijo Jose at Bar 9 Tuesday" thread started by Hollywood Froy. Or maybe its Bar 6 cause its 3 hours behind, who knows?

F the S out of her A
posted on 07-21-2001 @ 11:27 PM      
Psychopath
Registered: Jun. 01
What's up, bungle? Anything on the job w/ Ron & Fez?

Asking a hypothetical question like this warrants only one answer:

OK Terrific!

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