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Posted ByDiscussion Topic: I WANT OPIE'S MANLOVE
Resy McCrackin
posted on 07-21-2001 @ 11:50 AM      
Hanger-On
Registered: Jul. 01
is that so wrong?
i am a 35 year old white male, well hung, and in search of a pale radio personality for intimate times together
preferably-i hope to find a man who sleeps in the nude in crack hotels while sweating like a coke fiend all night. yeah....sweaty....*drool*....
so, if you think you fit this description, and you like taking it in the brown eye-then please email me with your response.
i also require full frontal nude pictures and you must be able to say "stop hurting me master," in at least 16 different languages.

thank you

p.s. recent parolees need not apply.
GrkqtOandAfan
Claim staked by FTL.
posted on 07-21-2001 @ 11:59 AM      
O&A Board Regular
Registered: Oct. 00
Gentlemen Start Your Engines!!!




CIT (Cuties in Training): none, have room for 2 email me if you want to be a Cutie

Yahman - Certified Cutie as of 6/19/01


GonzoStyle
posted on 07-21-2001 @ 12:05 PM      
Hanger-On
Registered: Jan. 70
Resy you gotta be kidding me man.

Please tell me you were just trying to be funny and you won't always post like this.

Do Us all a favor and go to the adoption thread in General Discussion which is the forum you just posted in. I'd link if for you but if you can't find a thread that says "adoption agency" you should be shot.

As far as your request lets see how things go you be a nice boy uncle gonzo may slip you a nice stiff one.

No pile ons on this guy till he answers please.


You analyze me, tend to despise me
You laugh when I stumble and fall
There may come a say when I'll dance on your grave
I may be going to hell in a bucket, babe
But at least I'm enjoying the ride.

She-Mail Me Here



This message was edited by GonzoStyle on 7-21-01 @ 12:07 PM
jap bike jim
posted on 07-21-2001 @ 12:05 PM      
Psychopath
Registered: Dec. 00
ohhh no!!!!

"Did you know that the blue ones are for fiber? Your welcome."
Resy McCrackin
posted on 07-21-2001 @ 12:11 PM      
Hanger-On
Registered: Jul. 01
hahaha

coming from a guy working for "teen pool party" icons....

fbdlingfrg
wow, my name looks odd without 5 lines of type below it in bold and purple and red
G.O.O.F.B.A.H.G.S.
Red Wings Captain Cecil
JBA~Remove the Pick & Click NOW!
posted on 07-21-2001 @ 12:15 PM      
O&A Board Regular
Registered: Oct. 00
gonzo, she answered.can i tool on her yet?

last time, the insects got me, but

This is the song that doesn’t end, yes it goes on and on my friend. Some people started singing it, not knowing what it was, but they’ll continue singing it forever just because this is the song that doesn’t end yes it goes on and on my friend. Some people started singing it, not knowing what it was, but they’ll continue singing it forever just because this is the song that doesn’t end yes it goes on and on my friend. Some people started singing it, not knowing what it was, but they’ll continue singing it forever just because this is the song that doesn’t end yes it goes on and on my friend. Some people started singing it, not knowing what it was, but they’ll continue singing it forever just because


This message was edited by fbdlingfrg on 7-21-01 @ 12:18 PM
Resy McCrackin
posted on 07-21-2001 @ 12:16 PM      
Hanger-On
Registered: Jul. 01
SHE answered...

IkeaBoy
P.L.F.
Portugese Liberation Front- Liberating Status' everywhere from the Tyranny of Portugal
I will die a traitor's death
posted on 07-21-2001 @ 12:20 PM      
O&A Board Veteran
Registered: Sep. 00
Be More Funny!

The narrator in Fight Club is the man we will be, Patrick Bateman in American Psycho is
the man we want to be
Eliza Dushku- Hotter Than
Britney

GonzoStyle
posted on 07-21-2001 @ 12:21 PM      
Hanger-On
Registered: Jan. 70
Resy look i know you are new here so let me try to be nice which is hard but i try my best.

Froy can never say i dont have infinite patience.

I am your resident moderator of oa.com and i am the only loser on so here we go.

Now we joke here and we have fun and all that happy horseshit. But we also get people who are fuckin nitwits who come here to cause trouble and spam the board with their nonsense drivel. I can take a joke better than almost anyone here. Kid touching is funny aids is funny touching kids who have aids is funniest.

But you understand i would like to find out if you are here to join in on the fun. or if you are here to cause problems. because you are really off to a bad. Start.

So please just let me know now.

for starters please read our FAQ Section

Then please go to the adoption agency thread. You will be adopted by a veteran of the board who will teach and answer all your questions.

Thanks
Resident kid touching mod
Gonzo

FU BM and your pretty letter lol


You analyze me, tend to despise me
You laugh when I stumble and fall
There may come a say when I'll dance on your grave
I may be going to hell in a bucket, babe
But at least I'm enjoying the ride.

She-Mail Me Here

GonzoStyle
posted on 07-21-2001 @ 12:24 PM      
Hanger-On
Registered: Jan. 70
resy you have about 5 mins to answer.


You analyze me, tend to despise me
You laugh when I stumble and fall
There may come a say when I'll dance on your grave
I may be going to hell in a bucket, babe
But at least I'm enjoying the ride.

She-Mail Me Here

That Guy
posted on 07-21-2001 @ 12:25 PM      
Psychopath
Registered: Dec. 00
tick tick tick............

"Cry havoc...and let slip the dogs of war!"
fbdlingfrg
wow, my name looks odd without 5 lines of type below it in bold and purple and red
G.O.O.F.B.A.H.G.S.
Red Wings Captain Cecil
JBA~Remove the Pick & Click NOW!
posted on 07-21-2001 @ 12:25 PM      
O&A Board Regular
Registered: Oct. 00
if theres no answer, what happenes?touch?

last time, the insects got me, but

This is the song that doesn’t end, yes it goes on and on my friend. Some people started singing it, not knowing what it was, but they’ll continue singing it forever just because this is the song that doesn’t end yes it goes on and on my friend. Some people started singing it, not knowing what it was, but they’ll continue singing it forever just because this is the song that doesn’t end yes it goes on and on my friend. Some people started singing it, not knowing what it was, but they’ll continue singing it forever just because this is the song that doesn’t end yes it goes on and on my friend. Some people started singing it, not knowing what it was, but they’ll continue singing it forever just because
GonzoStyle
posted on 07-21-2001 @ 12:27 PM      
Hanger-On
Registered: Jan. 70
no offense to people here but please if a moderator is handling something do not worry what he/she will do. Froy has addressed this before. No pile ons on people like this. You wanna pile onto a veteran who makes an ass of himself go ahead but not on people like this.

You can reply with you witty quips. But nothing else, remember i am not trying to be a jackass just asking for a proffesional courtesy.

To be nice i will let you ask me about my business once. I always give someone 3 strikes or as i have adopted the "touch my schmekel" resy will get a touch for this post and a my for her other post.


You analyze me, tend to despise me
You laugh when I stumble and fall
There may come a say when I'll dance on your grave
I may be going to hell in a bucket, babe
But at least I'm enjoying the ride.

She-Mail Me Here

Black Lazerus
posted on 07-21-2001 @ 12:30 PM      
Psychopath
Registered: May. 01
::See's fhjfhfh go in to room looks at Resy Stares in horror::
::walks out::

"Yeah I am a asshole."So what's your point?




GonzoStyle
posted on 07-21-2001 @ 12:34 PM      
Hanger-On
Registered: Jan. 70
quote:

Frist resy tried to be funny and said:

i am a 35 year old white male



quote:

The silly ass said

SHE answered...




and you were upset we called you a he? you said you were a man you ... nevermind

congrats on a touch and a my thats two strikes and like in baseball guess how many strikes you have left?


You analyze me, tend to despise me
You laugh when I stumble and fall
There may come a say when I'll dance on your grave
I may be going to hell in a bucket, babe
But at least I'm enjoying the ride.

She-Mail Me Here

Resy McCrackin
posted on 07-21-2001 @ 12:35 PM      
Hanger-On
Registered: Jul. 01
ohh....sorry-i didn't know you responded..

i had these two little boys and uhh,....well...i got distracted

you know how it is

That Guy
posted on 07-21-2001 @ 12:35 PM      
Psychopath
Registered: Dec. 00
quote:

To be nice i will let you ask me about my business once


I loved you in that final scene of the "Godfather"

Don Gonzostyle
I pledge my loyalty.

"Cry havoc...and let slip the dogs of war!"



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