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Graffix Rulz
posted on 07-24-2001 @ 6:12 PM      
Psychopath
Registered: Sep. 00
could be the funniest radio scince syndication

Whackbag
posted on 07-24-2001 @ 6:15 PM      
Psychopath
Registered: Sep. 00
Are you kidding me? This is horrible. The guy is a fucking racist douchebag. Why the hell did he start all that shit? I'm sure Al Sharpton's limo picked him up when he left, I hope it "accidentaly" jumps the curb.

Rodney Dangerfield was more coherent than that washed up fucker.

"Jazz" sitcom? what the hell is that supposed to mean?

IkeaBoy
P.L.F.
Portugese Liberation Front- Liberating Status' everywhere from the Tyranny of Portugal
I will die a traitor's death
posted on 07-24-2001 @ 6:15 PM      
O&A Board Veteran
Registered: Sep. 00
I learned (from it) that if someone is a bad guest just clap until they leave.

God is that bastard senile. I'm pissed he is responsible for postponing the Harrison song.

The narrator in Fight Club is the man we will be, Patrick Bateman in American Psycho is
the man we want to be
Eliza Dushku- Hotter Than
Britney



This message was edited by IkeaBoy on 7-24-01 @ 6:17 PM
Enigma
Sig Pics of HOT CHICKS and an SU Feed... will wonders never cease?
posted on 07-24-2001 @ 6:17 PM      
O&A Board Regular
Registered: Nov. 00
And they clapped ALOT


Graffix Rulz
posted on 07-24-2001 @ 6:19 PM      
Psychopath
Registered: Sep. 00
i agree whack bag but listening to Norton trying to be seneitve and anthony keep poking was hysteeical!!!

IkeaBoy
P.L.F.
Portugese Liberation Front- Liberating Status' everywhere from the Tyranny of Portugal
I will die a traitor's death
posted on 07-24-2001 @ 6:19 PM      
O&A Board Veteran
Registered: Sep. 00
Garret Morris, the girl from Mod Squad and the chick from Wings- oh Jackpot wil be a hit.

The loser didn't even know Martin was on FOX not WB and WB isn't even that much of a black channel anymore.

I'd say he should have a crawfish full of Alzheimers but oh well, looks like he's scarfed that one down.

The narrator in Fight Club is the man we will be, Patrick Bateman in American Psycho is
the man we want to be
Eliza Dushku- Hotter Than
Britney


This message was edited by IkeaBoy on 7-24-01 @ 6:20 PM
DannyNoonan
posted on 07-24-2001 @ 6:20 PM      
Psychopath
Registered: Apr. 01
"Jackpot" opens Friday against Planet of the Apes"...what a line. Sorry, LMFAO!!!

Sad Garrett ain't all there anymore...

I did love, "Baseball been bery, bery goood to me." Sad. Well handled by all though.

The Sleeper
Being a Minor is a Threat
to my Social Life
PoseUr i ahve 2 threads at teh top, i feel like maynard
posted on 07-24-2001 @ 6:20 PM      
O&A Board Regular
Registered: Oct. 00
Was that Sanford??



Sometimes, not often, but sometimes, I like the idea of a chick with a horse.
Graffix Rulz
posted on 07-24-2001 @ 6:25 PM      
Psychopath
Registered: Sep. 00
more people will go see norton then go see Jackpot

Whackbag
posted on 07-24-2001 @ 6:25 PM      
Psychopath
Registered: Sep. 00
Holy shit, after hearing that Garrett Morris promo, I just heard the first person ever curse anyone out in an African dialect on NY radio above the 90.0 point on the dial.

Syndicate
posted on 07-24-2001 @ 6:27 PM      
Psychopath
Registered: Jun. 01
The 'Great' Garrett Morris. Man how serious did he get when they asked about him getting shot at?

IkeaBoy
P.L.F.
Portugese Liberation Front- Liberating Status' everywhere from the Tyranny of Portugal
I will die a traitor's death
posted on 07-24-2001 @ 6:32 PM      
O&A Board Veteran
Registered: Sep. 00
That wasn't African dialect WB, that was an insane man babbling like a retarded four year old girl.

The narrator in Fight Club is the man we will be, Patrick Bateman in American Psycho is
the man we want to be
Eliza Dushku- Hotter Than
Britney

mikeWOW
I got a staple in my ass and all I got was this status
posted on 07-24-2001 @ 6:58 PM      
O&A Board Regular
Registered: Sep. 00
funniest?? that was painful. the only thing that made it good was opie's lines

"i hate people that dont get it!"
Nana's Precious
posted on 07-24-2001 @ 7:42 PM      
O&A Board Regular
Registered: Sep. 00
my bad....I thought this was a Garret,aka Stinky vs. Opie thread.....move right along.....



"what, I thought we were all just having fun..."

guardian of f_tarded
WoRMFACE
posted on 07-24-2001 @ 8:13 PM      
O&A Board Regular
Registered: Oct. 00
Garret sounded like Bill Cosby on a quelude.



You can fool some people sometimes. But you cant fool all the people all the time. So now you see the light. Stand up for your right.
Sarcastro
posted on 07-24-2001 @ 8:53 PM      
Psychopath
Registered: Nov. 00
The only thing I dont understand is why they let the Jay and Garrett arguement go on as long as they did. As previously stated, Opie's lines were all that was funny there. Jim's overly kiss ass routine was ok. When it comes to famous people, the boys gotta learn to be more obnoxious with the in studio ones. They seem to be able to punch out easier on the phone when these interviews go horribly wrong or are just plain boring(Tracy Lords).

Whackbag
posted on 07-24-2001 @ 10:47 PM      
Psychopath
Registered: Sep. 00
I second that sarcastro.

TeenWeek
what's a status?
posted on 07-25-2001 @ 8:05 AM      
O&A Board Regular
Registered: Oct. 00
Words to the only funny thing Garrett Morris has done in his career.

Gonna Get Me a Shotgun
Performed by Garrett Morris on 24 Jan 1976 (Peter Cook and Dudley Moore)

I'm gonna get me a shotgun and kill all the whities I see,
I'm gonna get me a shotgun and kill all the whities I see.
When I kill all the whities I see, then whitey he won't bother me,
I'm gonna get me a shotgun and kill all the whities I see.

Then I'll get a white woman who's wearing a navy blue sweater.



Syndicate
posted on 07-25-2001 @ 11:20 AM      
Psychopath
Registered: Jun. 01
I thought Garrett arguing with Jay was pretty damn good cringe radio.

Joey BigArms
I Need An Old Priest And A Young Priest
posted on 07-25-2001 @ 11:23 AM      
O&A Board Regular
Registered: Oct. 00
I think the bullet went through the common sense part of the brain instead of the spinal cord.


opieanthony.com; Like a retarded yoyo, you will keep coming back.
Syndicate
posted on 07-25-2001 @ 3:42 PM      
Psychopath
Registered: Jun. 01
Too funny Joey.

Line of the day that everyone missed and Opie just mentioned....

While Garrett was hugging Sandy Kane, Norton said "I'd rather hug Magic Johnson after he rolled around in barbed wire"




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