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| Posted By | Discussion Topic: Al Dukes | ||||
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| Syndicate | posted on 07-25-2001 @ 3:49 PM |    | |||
| Psychopath Registered: Jun. 01  | This guy is radio kryptonite but get a few drinks in him and he has material so good its on two, TWO?? WNEW shows. This tool has a masters degree in broadcasting and his job is to get Ron Weezer tickets. He's gone from sissy to bitch with this bit. They should require this guy to hit the Jaeger machine every morning before R&F hit the air. Apparently Rick wants to kick his ass after hearing his comments. Lets recap... How does Al feel about different people on WNEW Opie & Anthony Show: very laid back, love the show One person to get rid of from O&A show: Rick Opie: stand offish, talks to hosts of other shows but not producers, cocky Anthony: he likes, friendly, talks to everyone, seems like he is happy about being in radio Rick: doesnt do anything Stinky: great guy Ben: seems like a nice guy Don & Mike Show: nobody knows who frieda is, he doesnt even know who don & mike is really. Melissa: didnt ring a bell at first, then remembered and says he doesnt normally go for that type of girl, too much makeup Most like to go drink with: Anthony, he's worked more blue collar type of jobs and seems happy now that he is in radio. He is 'down to earth' as people say. Who is most hung: Chuck, going with the sterotype Second most: Anthony, the man he wants to drink with, seems like a nice guy. Hung and drunk thats how he likes them. New Nicknames Matt Davote: sales whore Opie: cocky Anthony: friendly Jeremy: nice guy jeremy The Ranking The Guys At WNEW Al would do. (but, hey Al's not gay) 1. Eric in sales 2. Ben from O&A 3. Craig Schwab, the assistant program director 4. Gary 'The Silver Fox' Blum, sales guy 5. Punchy, from the sports guy show, especially because he's a virgin Longest Al has ever gone with a girl: 5 pumps Al's Age: 32  This message was edited by Syndicate on 7-25-01 @ 4:56 PM | ||||
| O2GoSux | posted on 07-25-2001 @ 3:58 PM | | |||
| Hanger-On Registered: Jul. 01 | Who the hell is Don & Mike? Leave him on the street and call a cab... | ||||
| O2GoSux | posted on 07-25-2001 @ 3:58 PM | | |||
| Hanger-On Registered: Jul. 01 | There's other producers at NEW? Ok teriffic.... This message was edited by O2GoSux on 7-25-01 @ 4:03 PM | ||||
| jap bike jim | posted on 07-25-2001 @ 4:07 PM | | |||
| Psychopath Registered: Dec. 00 | God dammit I hate al dukes what a fairy. "Did you know that the blue ones are for fiber? Your welcome." | ||||
| mikeWOW | posted on 07-25-2001 @ 4:17 PM | | |||
| O&A Board Regular Registered: Sep. 00 | how tanked was AL DUKES!!!!. . he is a funny bastard! "i hate people that dont get it!" | ||||
| Keiththecop Can spot a Lady Di time-warp at 100 yards | posted on 07-25-2001 @ 4:19 PM | | |||
| Hanger-On Registered: Sep. 00 | This guy is definately picking up "chicks with dicks" in the village. Al your dad called it's time to renew your NAMBLA membership. FAG!!! Peace KTC  | ||||
| Voyer bus window licker | posted on 07-25-2001 @ 4:32 PM | | |||
| Psychopath Registered: Mar. 01 | hes only a one trick pony... hes only funny when hes drunk.. so i say.. get the muther fucker tanked everyday.. and go from there Graduated from Brokenjaw's school for newbies ages ago E-Mail Me | ||||
| X-Filed Rich Vos is the emobdiemnt of all that is teh funney | posted on 07-25-2001 @ 4:52 PM | | |||
| Psychopath Registered: Jun. 01 | instead of using the line "Can I push in your stool?" when picking up guys he now uses"Do you wanna find out why they call me the FIVE PUMP KID?" "In the end Opie & Anthony always win!!!" | ||||
| WhatsInMyPants | posted on 07-25-2001 @ 5:49 PM | | |||
| Psychopath Registered: Sep. 00 | jesus, dont even get me started about that tool. i won tickets thru the big ass club and i received them 2 days after the event. JACKASS. | ||||
| Is Don on the phone? | posted on 07-25-2001 @ 7:26 PM | | |||
| Psychopath Registered: Jan. 01 | Shouldn't this be in the RF forum? AIM:isdononthephone | ||||
This status is sponsored by: P®oJë©T M@¥hέm I Mod VG's ass! | posted on 07-25-2001 @ 7:34 PM | | |||
| O&A Board Regular Registered: Oct. 00 | quote:Normally I would agree, but since O&A had him on the show, it's topical...  Professional Slacker I should get paid for this crap... | ||||
| Filzy Stand up straight Stomach in Shoulders back SOUND OFF!!! | posted on 07-25-2001 @ 8:39 PM | | |||
| O&A Board Regular Registered: Sep. 00 | Just when you think O&A have set the bar, R&F will stop by one day, and set a new record! R&F = funny.  I'm not dead yet, sorry to roon your hopes! Two, TWO sucessful graduates: whichwaymediumorrare AND Short Hills Mall | ||||
| DiamondDust | posted on 07-25-2001 @ 9:44 PM | | |||
| O&A Board Regular Registered: Oct. 00 | Holy S... someone has wayyy too much time on his hands :) Just another observation of insanity. | ||||
| Syndicate | posted on 07-25-2001 @ 10:12 PM | | |||
| Psychopath Registered: Jun. 01 | You said it DD, at least i'm getting paid to do nothing. :) I like AFRO's | ||||
| Corpsegrinderjunk | posted on 07-25-2001 @ 10:23 PM | | |||
| O&A Board Veteran Registered: Aug. 00 | Al has got to be a homo, there's no way that any straight dude would name the top 5 guys he would fuck in the office...yich! He needs to disappear. Why fucking bother "Think before you write" - Froy E-Mail Me | ||||
| WhatsInMyPants | posted on 07-25-2001 @ 10:30 PM | | |||
| Psychopath Registered: Sep. 00 | quote: [a la Dice] moron said what to us..it's top-i-cal. WHOA! | ||||
| Whackbag | posted on 07-25-2001 @ 10:37 PM | | |||
| Psychopath Registered: Sep. 00 | Somehow it seemed even more homo when you heard the way opie kept reacting to it. Even when I was totally shitfaced, I would never acknowledge those questions. Ronnie Lo was absolutely on fire in there. A good showing for the potential markets they will be moving to. | ||||
| whichwaymediumorrare | posted on 07-26-2001 @ 10:46 AM | | |||
| Psychopath Registered: Apr. 01 | another great afro show.well done GRADUATED FROM THE HEADHUNTING SCHOOL OF FILZY | ||||
| F the S out of her A | posted on 07-28-2001 @ 12:48 AM | | |||
| Psychopath Registered: Jun. 01 | Al Dukes is Spaz without any semblance of a functioning cardiovascular system. I got an associates in radio ten years ago and went right into the field. Dukes must have been one of perhaps five people IN HISTORY who have attained a Masters Degree in the subject. The guy's a tool and should have been fired immediately after the bit. Sure, it was a good bit, but most would agree that they would rather have an intern with an eyepatch in some of the week than this strange boy in every day! And he's not gay, he's asexual. Sounds like no woman has bothered to let this boy get off the ground past the first five pumps. Sheesh! Well, if I wait it out, like I did with Spaz, Dukes will be gone someday too. Adopted by JonBenet Norton through correspondence course Admitted complete tool | ||||
| Whackbag | posted on 07-28-2001 @ 1:10 AM | | |||
| Psychopath Registered: Sep. 00 | Its not even like he picked five dudes who he wanted to nail, it was more like he listed 5 guys who he wanted to share his life wih. "500 posts and all I got was this lousy status." | ||||
| broadwaychris | posted on 07-28-2001 @ 11:53 PM | | |||
| Hanger-On Registered: Jul. 01 | What the fuck is wrong with that kid ? And how much junk does one have to take in the ass to like BON JOVI ? I HATE THIS PLACE, NOTHING WORKS HERE..... | ||||
| Trev from CT | posted on 07-29-2001 @ 2:20 AM | | |||
| Psychopath Registered: Jun. 01 | FSA - One, he is not an intern, he is their producer. Two I think you mean Neurological system, cardiovascular refers to the heart, veins, arteries, and blood flow throughout the body. And for someone whom has a 14th High School Grade diploma you should know better than that shit! The Artist formerly known as ShavinBush . . . | ||||
| BIG JOHN | posted on 07-29-2001 @ 9:30 PM | | |||
| Hanger-On Registered: Nov. 00 | ahh, cut the guy a break, he's alot more funny than dumpy, and i think both shows get a lot of kicks out of it. lets try and get him laid. see ya This message was edited by BIG JOHN on 7-29-01 @ 9:38 PM | ||||
| BigBlackFez | posted on 07-30-2001 @ 10:14 AM | | |||
| Psychopath Registered: Oct. 00 | Al Dukes has taken a few up the "dukes"! He's as much as admitted that he's never had the pleasure of a woman. How sad is it that he let loose his spunk before even getting to the Bermuda Triangle? Are you sure he isn't Mommie Stern in disguise? After all - he did steal R&F's promo idea! Ok, I give up! What's in your pants, you skank AIDS-ridden whore! Pussah!!!  Hail to the Chief, 1st Sgt. Filzy!!! O & A ARMY RULES FOREVER!!! Heavy Metal Monster until...well...ALWAYS!!! | ||||
| WhatsInMyPants | posted on 07-30-2001 @ 8:01 PM | | |||
| Psychopath Registered: Sep. 00 | big black fez...darling? so, i'm an aids ridden whore because i dont agree with you? with posts like that, i'm already placing bets on how long it'll be before you strike out. | ||||
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