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Spork
posted on 07-28-2001 @ 2:05 PM      
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Oooh, I hope I've insulated myself well enough by using this as the topic in case this doesn't go over well...

Here's my idea, and actually it's really more a cross between that picture that Painter (?) posted of Anthony and some really bad segments from P.M. Magazine that I remember as a kid.

Why don't Opie and Anthony have the makeup artists from Planet of the Apes come in and make them up like apes?

Now, I know, I know, it's a RADIO show, but they could post pictures up on the website, and it would be VERY fertile ground for rampant use of the inappropriate bell...

Imagine the things Norton would say if he was in studio with a couple of monkeys?

Of course, the time to get into the makeup might ruin all the prep that they do for the show (that old gag!)

I think they've got the resources to make it happen, what do you guys think?




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posted on 07-28-2001 @ 2:12 PM      
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posted on 07-28-2001 @ 2:13 PM      
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quote:

I think they've got the resources to make it happen, what do you guys think?

I think it's a good idea you prefaced it with the title LAME idea. ;)


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posted on 07-28-2001 @ 2:22 PM      
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See, and I capitalized the "LAME", just for extra protection.

While I can always fall back on that, at least I think it would be funny in my head. And that's what counts isn't it?

Don't worry, I won't start an "O&A as Flying Monkeys" thread even though I really want to!

So no one thinks this is a good idea? It's full of irony! [crickets] Anyone? [/crickets]






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posted on 07-28-2001 @ 2:25 PM      
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... Sorry man... that is pretty lame. Yes, apes... ha ha... Norton comparing them to Negroes ha ha... We've heard the apes-black people reference a lot. It's funny sometimes... but, this... sorry, it's just... bad.



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posted on 07-28-2001 @ 2:35 PM      
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At least you tried. I know I've posted lots of stupid stuff. Im still stinging from the last time...




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posted on 07-28-2001 @ 2:39 PM      
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this is exactly why i dont make threads anymore.mine always turn out like this



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Spork
posted on 07-28-2001 @ 2:42 PM      
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Registered: Jun. 01
Bah - maybe I'm just in denial. Maybe I just secretly want to have the ability to be transformed into an ape? I don't know.

I'm still thinking that it's a fine idea! The new Planet of the Apes makeup jobs are pretty fuckin' cool.

Although this could very well be why I don't have my own radio show...




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posted on 07-28-2001 @ 3:05 PM      
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spork- that is soo stupid. why the fuck would they do that??

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posted on 07-28-2001 @ 3:38 PM      
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WOW Spork... You were right . That was lame ,but at least you had the guts to do it.

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posted on 07-28-2001 @ 3:43 PM      
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It is a pretty lame idea, but only cuz it would take up too much time. Like it would be funny for a minute or two, but then they'd be stuck in these Ape suits~ thus making it lame. Good try though. And don't get discouraged ~everyone has their moments.


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posted on 07-28-2001 @ 4:04 PM      
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Spork: I have come up with ideas in the past that I have thought for sure would make for great radio...but then I sober up and I let O&A handle the bits.


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posted on 07-28-2001 @ 4:46 PM      
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Never has the word LAME be more aptly used. It would be like an in studio silence game. Norton makes a black joke then like 10 minutes of dead air. Of course if someone made Black Earl look like an ape and then sent him to a sticker stop... (now comes the "but black earl does look like an ape" post)

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posted on 07-28-2001 @ 4:55 PM      
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OKAY TERRIFIC! Sorry kiddo that I have to dump on your masterpiece, but it's not only a LAME idea it's also NOT FUNNY.

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posted on 07-28-2001 @ 5:29 PM      
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I think it's hysterical. The thought of their faces made up like monkeys made me spit soda all over myself. LOL It won't be that bad if they only do their faces and do it for like the last hour of the show. Not a bad idea, let's see if they run with it. Whoooooo knooooooooooows? LOL


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posted on 07-28-2001 @ 5:47 PM      
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Be more funny!!!!!



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Spork
posted on 07-28-2001 @ 7:09 PM      
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Registered: Jun. 01
Man alive, I feel like... Cindy Williams.

Milk and Pepsi anyone?

(I still say it would be cool though! Of the two guys, I think Opie would be a priss about it, we all know Ant's the "goer.")




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posted on 07-29-2001 @ 2:44 AM      
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Registered: Jun. 01
Spork, dude, this is the time to keep your mouth shut and take the abuse, the more you reply the worse you are going to make it on yourself! WOW, what an idea! hahahahaha . . . . BE MORE FUNNY!


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posted on 07-29-2001 @ 9:13 AM      
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Awful.

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posted on 07-29-2001 @ 11:56 AM      
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If they were on TELEVISION where we could see them, that would..naah still a lame idea.

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posted on 07-29-2001 @ 12:10 PM      
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I am sure a wacky zoo morning crew somewhere in the US will steal this idea.


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posted on 07-29-2001 @ 1:24 PM      
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Ponderous....F'n ponderous....





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posted on 07-29-2001 @ 1:53 PM      
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SPORK, I think that the debut of my new sig pic, covers my reply to your post...............

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posted on 07-29-2001 @ 2:10 PM      
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I think they'd do it except their booked solid for the next three weeks broadcasting from the site of the World's Largest Pop-Tart. Right Roger?


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posted on 07-30-2001 @ 7:40 AM      
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I think the idea of Black Earl as Shrek at a sticker stop would work out... Shrek will end up doing better at the box office in the end. [shaking head] saw Planet of the Apes [/shaking head]

I notice you posted this at around 2PM on Friday, presumably BEFORE you saw the movie too... the makeup effects and CGI were cool, but the screenwriter(s) and the leads should be booking their appearances in has-been corner now.

And somebody should tell Estella Warren that if she's going to be in a movie, SHOW US YOUR FUNBAGS! - because we're not buying tickets to see her ACT.

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